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fembuck ([personal profile] fembuck) wrote2009-06-05 03:14 pm

Now THIS movie looks entertaining!





Edward: Well, I'm going to choke you to death then.
Edward:  Oh dude, sweet.  You had your period!
Bella:  ... I dunno if I really wanna do this.
Edward:  So don't embarrass me by having a friend jump over you and turn into a wolf or something.
  Bella: I think I'm ready for motherhood.
  Rastabortionist: No, you aren't you dumb bitch.


Classic. 

*sigh* If only the real movie would provide such laughter and entertainment.

[identity profile] kiskafalair.livejournal.com 2009-06-06 05:56 pm (UTC)(link)
I believe that had to be the most beautiful thing I have ever seen. *Sighs* SMeyers should really take some writer's craft lessons form this guy.

[identity profile] fembuck.livejournal.com 2009-06-06 06:16 pm (UTC)(link)
I know. It's sad that these characters make more sense than the ones in her book do. SMeyer needs Rastabortionist talking to her in her head, telling her how to write things that make sense ... instead of, you know what she usually does.

[identity profile] kiskafalair.livejournal.com 2009-06-06 07:16 pm (UTC)(link)
IKR?

"LOL IM IN LOVE WITH MY LITTLE NUDGER TAHT'S SLOWLY KILLING ME FROM THE INSIIIIDEEEEEE"

[identity profile] lightbluenym.livejournal.com 2009-07-09 09:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Your icon is fantastic!

[identity profile] kiskafalair.livejournal.com 2009-07-09 11:14 pm (UTC)(link)
>D But isn't it? Bwa hahahah!