Now THIS movie looks entertaining!

Edward: Well, I'm going to choke you to death then.
Edward: Oh dude, sweet. You had your period!
Bella: ... I dunno if I really wanna do this.
Edward: So don't embarrass me by having a friend jump over you and turn into a wolf or something.
Bella: I think I'm ready for motherhood.
Rastabortionist: No, you aren't you dumb bitch.
Classic.
*sigh* If only the real movie would provide such laughter and entertainment.
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"LOL IM IN LOVE WITH MY LITTLE NUDGER TAHT'S SLOWLY KILLING ME FROM THE INSIIIIDEEEEEE"
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