You're injured. [Soft Whisper]Don't speak[/SW].


*lulz*

Megan Fox News! (I know you've all been waiting for updates!!!)



Megan Fox Challenges Players on Xbox Live August 29th (I'm not even a gamer, but for some reason the fact that she is, and is good enough that she would play against the Comic Book Guys of the world, is hot to me.  There's nothing better than a nerdy hot chick!)

( Mega Fox and Amanda Seyfried, this featurette is two times the fun! )

Megan Fox to play Catwoman? (I love her, but NO!  I boycott any suggestions of actresses for Catwoman that are under 30 ... unless it's Eva Green.  If it's Eva Green I won't be able to speak let alone boycott anything because I'll be too busy crying and weeping with happiness and joy.)

I made this wallpaper

click pic for large version

of Audra MacDonald and Anne Hathaway yesterday, and I can't stop staring at it.  I haven't found Anne Hathaway smoking hot since that TV show she did with that guy from Breaker High.  I like Anne Hathaway, and I thought she was adorable in Devil Wears Prada, but I have never swooned over her like I swoon over these pictures.  Not only do I want to re-read Twelfth Night, I also really, really, really wish that a film version would be made of this Anne/Audra version of the play.  The fact that they remind me of these two


image by la_esmeralda_ 

only makes it that much better and OTP-ish and lovely for me! 

I've kind of constructed an elaborate fantasy in my head, where Morgana leaves Camelot to learn about her magic and how to control it, but after becoming this power sorceress she realizes that she feels empty inside.  She left Camelot to explore a part of herself, but she left just as necessary a part of herself behind in Camelot, and so she heads back to Camelot disguised as a young noble man so that she can win Gwen back and then run away with her.

Won't Arthur, or Uther, or Merlin or a number of other people recognize her, you may ask?  The answer is NO!  If glasses can fool people into not recognizing Clark Kent as Superman, then a haircut can fool people into thinking Morgana is a dude.  And if need be then she can just add an extra air of mystery about her by wearing a kato style mask.

I've said it before, and I'll say it again ... I CANNOT WAIT FOR THE NEXT SEASON OF MERLIN!  And the promo pics I'm seeing for Season 2 are just fanning the fire!

( Merlin S2 Promo Pics and Picspam )

I was finally able to customize my desktop theme thanks to this website!  Horray!  Now my computer looks like this

( I don't know whether to laugh or cry. Wait for it ... wait for it ... wait for it .... I'm laughing. )

OMG! Pictures of Kristen Stewart where she look super hot instead of stoned and annoying ... actually she still looks stoned.


FYT/FMT:

Title: The Edge
Author: Janine
Fandom: Twilight
Pairing: Alice/Bella
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: All characters are owned by Stephanie Meyer. I’m just borrowing them.

( Part 36 - A Good Life )

( My Reaction ... )

*sigh* If only the real movie would provide such laughter and entertainment.

I'm making multiple posts about Twilight! Jane (not you Dakota), get me off this crazy thing!



( This picture cracks me up for so many reasons )


( Puppy Powers Activate! )

I had to do it.  I just had to!  So, I present to you my first attempt at extreme advertising!



(click for larger picture)

Title: Damsel
Author: Janine
Fandom: Twilight
Pairing: Alice/Bella
Rating: R/NC-17
Disclaimer: I don’t own them.
Summary: Bella’s in trouble when a mysterious stranger shows up to rescue her. But are they really there to help?
Prompt: Damsel in Distress
Beta'd by lightbluenym
 

( She liked the forest generally. It was calming and lovely, and she sometimes liked to go for walks in the woods that lay by her house. She would have gladly fled the woods that night if she could have however, but unfortunately her hands were tied … literally... )

OK!: How does Alice change in the sequel?
My character’s going to be a good 60 percent bigger in the second film.



(  I don't know how I feel about this ya'll. On one hand, more Ashley being awesome, but on the other hand, it means more Twilight. )

(Full Interview - with cute pic of Ashley as Alice)

Also, LJ folks here's the link to my dreamwidth journal, whichangharad_gov luckily pointed out I hadn't included in my first post.

Title: The Edge
Author: Janine
Fandom: Twilight
Pairing: Alice/Bella
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: All characters are owned by Stephanie Meyer. I’m just borrowing them.
Summary: Alice and Bella visit Charlie for the first time since Bella was changed.

Authors Note: First, I’d like to say thank you so much to everyone who has reviewed the story. I really appreciate the kind words and the encouragement. You guys are what give me the strength and the motivation to see this through! It’s the most daunting story I have ever undertaken, and I really appreciate the support. So, thank you, thank you, thank you! Secondly, I would like to take a moment to apologize for the rather long wait between chapters. Real life, my short attention span and a much needed vacation distracted me from updating for a while, and I am very chagrined by it all. But I promise, I am not abandoning this, and we’ve still got a few hurdles to jump before this thing comes to an end! Now without further adieu, chapter thirty-two! I hope you enjoy :D

Previous chapters here
 

( Part 32 - No Place Like Home )