I really, really wanna get super fucking high and drunk and write this! Fuck, that's a brilliant idea.

DUUUDE. YES. I was hoping you'd want to write it, there's just so much ~potential, you know? And I can never write when I'm messed up, so I admire that skill.

Also, I would read this, and I would enjoy the fuck out of it.

This is going to be the smuttiest, senseless crack!fic, I can already tell. LOLL