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fembuck ([personal profile] fembuck) wrote2010-04-12 05:16 pm

Bridget Regan's Arms ...

Turn.  Me.  On.

screencaps courtesy of [livejournal.com profile] pirateygoodness here

Everyone on the internet has already expressed how awesome and super gay "Desecrated" was, and what a dashing wooby Cara is and how perfect, and wonderful and gay the two of them are together. 

But for me, the best thing about the episode was Bridget Regan's arms






WRAP ME IN UR ARMS BRIDGET

AND NEVER LET ME GO!!!!!!!

.gifs from [livejournal.com profile] dannyblue and [livejournal.com profile] reallyally 


In addition to Bridget Regan's arms, I'm also currently obsessed with Pretty Little Liars series by Sara Shepard.  

Synopsis:  (Book #1 Pretty Little Liars)  Everyone has something to hide—especially high school juniors Spencer, Aria, Emily, and Hanna.  Spencer covets her sister's boyfriend. Aria's fantasizing about her English teacher. Emily's crushing on the new girl at school. Hanna uses some ugly tricks to stay beautiful.  But they've all kept an even bigger secret since their friend Alison vanished.  How do I know? Because I know everything about the bad girls they were, the naughty girls they are, and all the dirty secrets they've kept. And guess what? I'm telling.

Pretty Little Liars (Books 1-7)

I don't care that these books are like 150 pages long, are full of designer/brand name porn and were written for 13 year old girls.  They are my crack! 

Re: "To a Mord'Sith, sex is serious business!"

[identity profile] fembuck.livejournal.com 2010-04-13 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
And Kahlan would giggle the whole time, but especially when Cara tried to top her. And she would try...

I have to say, I am greatly impressed with your ability to just make this scenario hotter and hotter. Every time I think, "Well, that's about as hot as it can be," you just pop out with more sexy and I shake my head in awe and wonder before ... uh, well, never mind ;)

[identity profile] fembuck.livejournal.com 2010-04-13 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
I mean..not just her arms but her hands as well..*guh*

*comes to an abrupt spot, spins around and heads back to bunk* Unnnnnnnnnnnnnnf! Her hands are amazing. god, it's bridget we're talking about, her everything is amazing!

And by the way..if this image doesn't just scream sex..I do not know what does..;)

Oh, I know. She looks positively debaunched. That picture is the epitome of 'rode hard, put away wet'! Mmmmmm!

Re: "To a Mord'Sith, sex is serious business!"

[identity profile] seriousfic.livejournal.com 2010-04-13 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
Speaking of which, if this is Kahlan's reaction to a birthday party (without even any cake)



I can only imagine how wide her grin would be if Cara went down on her. And Cara would go down on her.

[identity profile] cleocallisto.livejournal.com 2010-04-13 03:45 am (UTC)(link)
"god, it's bridget we're talking about, her everything is amazing!"

Indeed..almost too much hotness going on there..*sigh*

"Oh, I know. She looks positively debaunched. That picture is the epitome of 'rode hard, put away wet'! Mmmmmm!"

Gaaaahhhh...*dirty images taking over my mind!!*
All I can say is..thank the spirits that my gf is comming home tomorrow from her 4 week long trip to Brazil.. This ep made me just a TINY bit frustrated..xD

[identity profile] darkensandor.livejournal.com 2010-04-13 04:45 am (UTC)(link)
lmao you can naver can beat a scary movie moment, and one of my fave parts in the movie.

"This was me. I even look like that chick. God, it was EPIC."

any fight with hot girls fighting is alwasy EPIC its when the clothles start to be ripped open you begin to choke on the popcorn.


"I was squeeing and wiggling in my chair and basically just eating up Cara's woobiness with a spoon. I love it when Cara is all emotionally vulnerable. I wasn't sure who I was more jello of in that scene, Cara for having Kahlan's lovely and powerful arms wrapped around her, or Kahlan for being able to give Cara a hug like all of fandom wanted to!"


to be honest I think both of them did an dsince you couldnt see Kahl's face she could be having her eys rolling in the bac of her head in bliss for all we know. And we do lol


"O_o WOW! You must have had some exciting middle school days! lol"


oh yeah but all that drama wasnt mine but all my friends it was the crazyest middle school in the area were I lived, you never kno whats going to happen the day or the next. But I did get in trouble many times, let me just say detentions and I where good friends =P lol

[identity profile] darkensandor.livejournal.com 2010-04-13 04:52 am (UTC)(link)
"UNF! God, you know they're so powerful. she could probably kill you with her thighs, but oh god would a person die happy!"

oh god what a way too go I'm still debating if thats how I want to go lmao my brain is doing a 100% vote

Left: 30 Right: 40 20%=undecided

the right side is winning for now lol

Re: Picture related

[identity profile] darkensandor.livejournal.com 2010-04-13 04:59 am (UTC)(link)
GOOD....GOD...BEJEBBUS! *begins to swoon* way to give a girl a surprise I still havent seen this movie yet and right now its almost 1 am and I'm fighting the urge to watch this right now. *fans self* so yes thank you for this .gif. and if you need me I'll be on my bed watching this .gif. over,and over,and over,and over...

[identity profile] darkensandor.livejournal.com 2010-04-13 05:11 am (UTC)(link)
O.O.......ok looking at check list.....

brain melted?...check

does image yell out with a neon sign saying "fuck me"?...check

naughty thoughts looking at image? Thoughts that make you want to grab Kahl and have wicked way with her?....check and hell the fucking check.

there checking done. I luv lists dont you? =)

[identity profile] cleocallisto.livejournal.com 2010-04-13 05:44 am (UTC)(link)
Well..if all lists are anything like your lists? Then HELL yes, I most definitely luv them..xD

And again..*guh* I REALLY want to ravage that woman..*bites lip*

[identity profile] tempest819.livejournal.com 2010-04-13 02:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Am I the only one who could see Bridget as Rachel in a Hollow TV series or movie? I saw a picture of her with her red hair and her freckles were standing out and I thought "Oh you would be perfect for Rachel!" and then I thought "But then I would have to hate you because Rachel sucks balls and I don't want you to suck balls. Stay Kahlan because the only thing Kahlan sucks is the air out of my lungs when she whipping her hair around in a battle frenzy and I lose all breath!"

Sigh...Kahlan...and Cara...Kahlan and Cara...I'll be in my bunk.

[identity profile] orange-creative.livejournal.com 2010-04-13 03:16 pm (UTC)(link)
My roommate and I (who ship Kahlan/Cara like whoa) just kept saying, "Is this really happening? I think it is!" throughout the entire episode. It was like... the perfect subtext wrapped and tied with a pretty ribbon reading "To: The the Fandom From: The Show + Bridget Regan's Arms."

I am amazed by the internet exploding about this episode as I am in awe of the episode itself. I love it all, hah.

[identity profile] darkensandor.livejournal.com 2010-04-13 03:26 pm (UTC)(link)
"Well..if all lists are anything like your lists? Then HELL yes, I most definitely luv them..xD"

they are the best list to have lol.

"And again..*guh* I REALLY want to ravage that woman..*bites lip*"

god *bites lips too* I kno what you mean but I think we have to take a number and wiat in a long line to be able to do that. *rubs forehead* argh if that woman only knew what she does to us....

[identity profile] lightbluenym.livejournal.com 2010-04-13 04:12 pm (UTC)(link)
WHAT THE HELL WENT ON IN THIS EPISODE??? *goes to find*

Re: "To a Mord'Sith, sex is serious business!"

[identity profile] fembuck.livejournal.com 2010-04-13 07:51 pm (UTC)(link)
if this is Kahlan's reaction to a birthday party (without even any cake) I can only imagine how wide her grin would be if Cara went down on her.

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LOL4ever!

And Cara would go down on her.

You know it! That's why we love her.

[identity profile] fembuck.livejournal.com 2010-04-13 08:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Just butting in to say, "WORD!" to your Hollows musings. It's like you managed to say everything I felt only without all of the swear words and angry .gifs I would have used, lol.

I have come to the conclusion that Ravy is no longer a feasible endgame and I shan't waste anymore time with KH's drivel.

However, this more than anything else has really killed it for me. At the beginning I honestly believed Ravy was the end game, and I just had to put up with the rain to get the rainbow. Now, Cock Block has just crapped up the characters to a point where I can't even see them together because I honestly loath Rachel.

Cara's facial expressions can best sum up the progression of my feelings towards The Hollows series ...

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Edited 2010-04-13 20:18 (UTC)

Re: "To a Mord'Sith, sex is serious business!"

[identity profile] seriousfic.livejournal.com 2010-04-13 08:27 pm (UTC)(link)
And somehow, this discussion has metamorphosed into a PWP.

[identity profile] fembuck.livejournal.com 2010-04-13 08:28 pm (UTC)(link)
I could totally see Bridget as Rachel. With her red hair she's a spitting image. But like you, I've come to hate Rachel so much that I don't want her awfulness to taint Bridget. I never want to look at Bridget Regan and be annoyed and irritated, and whenever I think about Rachel I just want to hit something.

Kahlan is beautiful, inspiring, breathtaking, amazing, badass, sweet, kind, and all around a fantastic person. I just want to nibble her up!

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Rachel is dog vomit on the sidewalk that I gingerly side-step around while making this face ...

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[identity profile] fembuck.livejournal.com 2010-04-13 08:30 pm (UTC)(link)
It was like... the perfect subtext wrapped and tied with a pretty ribbon reading

I know! The only thing they could have done to fan service more would have been to actually have them make-out. But really, that fight scene was pretty much Mord'Sith sex, so they kind of did.

[identity profile] fembuck.livejournal.com 2010-04-13 08:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Jesus fucking christ, you need to see this episode now! It is epic.

I mean, it's a filler ep with an evil mummy, but the Kahlan/Cara scenes are TO DIE FOR! They hug AND hold hands, and have sweaty sex fights with each other over who is the better girlfriend, and they have sweet heart-to-hearts and at the end Kahlan facepalms and grins at Cara like she's a super adorable kitten that Kahlan wants to pet and squeeze and play with forever!

Re: "To a Mord'Sith, sex is serious business!"

[identity profile] fembuck.livejournal.com 2010-04-13 08:35 pm (UTC)(link)
OMG! That's "The Face"! When I saw her make that face, I pretty much jizzed in my pants. God, I love Cara.

*runs off to read PWP*

[identity profile] lightbluenym.livejournal.com 2010-04-13 09:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Totes went to YT and watched it right after I commented...even though I had to literally sprint to class to make it on time. It was def. worth being asthmatic for an hour and a half. KAHLAN MOTHER FUCKING AMNELL REACHED FOR CARA'S HAND AS HER SEMI-DYING ACTION!!! I nearly wept.

The battle was the second most awesome fight scene I've watched this year.

[identity profile] lightbluenym.livejournal.com 2010-04-13 11:13 pm (UTC)(link)
*icon love* :)

[identity profile] lostingeekdom.livejournal.com 2010-04-14 05:16 am (UTC)(link)
Oh my .., words fail! I had to watch the episode after your description. I'm stunned my screen didn't start smoking from all that hot super subtexty sex fight. Any chances the show would go totally Xena on us and push the subtext some more?

[identity profile] fembuck.livejournal.com 2010-04-14 11:28 am (UTC)(link)
I'm stunned my screen didn't start smoking from all that hot super subtexty sex fight.

I know, right! It was incredible. I just think about it and end up in a mindless stupor.

Any chances the show would go totally Xena on us and push the subtext some more?

I doubt it honestly. I think we'll probably see their friendship continue to grow (C/K friendship plotline is the most compelling on the show this season), but because Richard/Kahlan are such OTPs in book canon and show canon I doubt TPTB would ever really go down the romantic Cara/Kahlan route.

I honestly can't find it in myself to be too upset by that though, because the show is doing such a good job establishing how important C/K have become to each other and in showing how much they respect each other and how much closer their still becoming.

[identity profile] fembuck.livejournal.com 2010-04-14 11:30 am (UTC)(link)
KAHLAN MOTHER FUCKING AMNELL REACHED FOR CARA'S HAND AS HER SEMI-DYING ACTION!!! I nearly wept.

I know! It was such a great moment. I was being so girly when I saw it. The hug also killed me. I love how Kahlan just pounced at Cara, like she had to have her in her arms ten minutes ago, lol.

Cara casually sweeping aside Kahlan clothes and disarming her was also entirely of win. She looked liked she'd had a lot of practice ;)

The battle was the second most awesome fight scene I've watched this year.

*is curious* What was the first most awesome fight scene?

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