Vin Diesel Jokes

[fembuck]

Vin Diesel jokes?????

I'm so completely fascinated by this phenomenon. Where did it start? Why? Will it take over the globe? When will it end? Are any of them really funny? Why can't I stop reading them? Is Vin Diesel making me do it with his mind powers?





Peanuts are allergic to Vin Diesel.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Vin Diesel.

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Vin Diesel allows to live.

Vin Diesel coined the phrase 'I could eat a horse' after he ate every last unicorn in existence.

Vin Diesel played Russian Roulete with a fully loaded gun and won.

Vin Diesel is on first name basis with Mr-T

Vin Diesal has no hair because it is to afraid of him to grow.

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Vin Diesel could use to kill you, including the room itself.

Vin Diesel isn’t lactose intolerant, he just refuses to put up with lactose’s shit.

When Vin Diesel does a push up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

When Vin Diesel goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

Vin Diesel has two speeds; walk and kill.

Vin Diesel makes onions cry.

Vin Deisel once killed a yak from 100 yards away, with MIND BULLETS.

Vin Diesel bit the head off Ozzy Osbourn.

Comments

*shakes head*

[(Anonymous)]

Dear gawd, I'd thought those were dead. They have a website for them. And one for them with "Chuck Norris" replacing Vin Diesel. They need to DIE. xD

[cilly.livejournal.com]

Well, I only knew about the Chuck Norris and Jack Bauer facts (which are funny, imo).

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

This is an entirely new phenomenon to me ... though the Jack Bauer ones would probably be pretty funny because Jack. Is. The. Man.

[trufflehog.livejournal.com]

Eek. I'm pretty sure most of these were taken from Chuck Norris Facts.
Vin Diesel is just a big old wannabe and if he doesn't watch out Chuck might roundhouse kick him IN THE FACE.

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty sure most of these were taken from Chuck Norris Facts.

*Shakes head at the Vin freaks that can't even think of their own jokes*

But ... hee ... Chuck Norris.

Vin Diesel is just a big old wannabe and if he doesn't watch out Chuck might roundhouse kick him IN THE FACE.

Now that I'd pay to see, lol.

[frogfrizz.livejournal.com]

Hey, I was directed to your journal from ff.net. :) Thought I'd friend you, if that's alright. Love your fics, 'specially the Helena/Barbara ones.

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

Hey, thanks for dropping me a line. And it's totally cool that you friended me. I heart making new friends. And I'm glad that you enjoyed the fic. Barbara/Helena is like one of my ultimate OTPs *theirlovecannotbedenied!* and I had tons of fun writing those. Too bad the show didn't go on for longer :(

Anyway *waves* Nice to meet you :D

P.S. That icon is love. There's nothing quite like Capt. Jack and phallic objects, lol

[satyrnfive.livejournal.com]

I am going to go ahead and call this one...

It's all a clever PR campaign. Vin Diesel will be president in the 2009 presidential election. It will be 2009 because Vin Diesel glared at election year until it changed.

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

lol. Awesome.

Vin's got my vote and I'm not even American. I'll become a citizen just because I'm too scared not to vote for him :D (and also, we don't have Jamba Juice or iHops in Canada, lol)

Vin jokes are almost as good as 'manly Kirk' pictures! Needless to say, love the icon.