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Vin Diesel jokes?????

I'm so completely fascinated by this phenomenon. Where did it start? Why? Will it take over the globe? When will it end? Are any of them really funny? Why can't I stop reading them? Is Vin Diesel making me do it with his mind powers?

Peanuts are allergic to Vin Diesel.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Vin Diesel.

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Vin Diesel allows to live.

Vin Diesel coined the phrase 'I could eat a horse' after he ate every last unicorn in existence.

Vin Diesel played Russian Roulete with a fully loaded gun and won.

Vin Diesel is on first name basis with Mr-T

Vin Diesal has no hair because it is to afraid of him to grow.

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Vin Diesel could use to kill you, including the room itself.

Vin Diesel isn’t lactose intolerant, he just refuses to put up with lactose’s shit.

When Vin Diesel does a push up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

When Vin Diesel goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

Vin Diesel has two speeds; walk and kill.

Vin Diesel makes onions cry.

Vin Deisel once killed a yak from 100 yards away, with MIND BULLETS.

Vin Diesel bit the head off Ozzy Osbourn.