May. 10th, 2007

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I think my ovaries just scriveled up and died. They do not want to live in a world where such horrors are possible. When one of my grade 10s uttered the words "splattered by a horse cum shot" today, I thought that was the most horrific thing I would experience, but I was wrong ... oh so wrong.

I'd ask why people are still letting Jessica Simpson make movies, but I'm too busy wondering why people are still letting Andy Dick make movies. I mean, at least Boobs McChesty is, well, Boobs McChesty which is something least. Andy Dick is just *shudder*

Poor, poor Penelope Ann Miller. At least she still looks good, that's something. I'm going to tell myself that she just does this to help add to the kids college funds between theatre gigs.
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Oh Ugly Betty you giveth with one hand and you taketh away with another!

You give me Alexis girl-on-girl action, complete with arm wrapped around back, but then you make the other girl Rebecca Gayheart! So deliciously cruel. I mean really, since Jordan was basically supposed to be a Bettyverse Zoe Bell, couldn't you have pulled a Tarantino and just hired Zoe Bell. That would have been hot. Plus we would have actually gotten to see the bridge jump instead of just a photoshoped picture of it! Still, don't think my complaining means I don't want to see anymore Alexis/Jordan, because I do, even with Rebecca Gayheart. Because its Rebecca Romijn kissing a girl again and that's hot.

(still would have been better if it was Rie Rasmussen. No closed mouth kissing with those two. *sigh* Best friends totally do it better)

More 'Ugly Betty' comments behind cut )
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Plot: Set during the 1960s in an alternate New Zealand known as Nuovo Zelandia, PERFECT CREATURE imagines a world where vampires and humans peacefully co-exist, with the bloodsuckers as the next step in human evolution. This delicate balance looks to be destroyed when an influenza epidemic begins to sweep the human population and one vampire turns to preying on humans. The church sends out Silus (Dougray Scott) to catch the renegade vampire, Edgar. Silus joins forces with a human police captain (Saffron Burrows), and discovers that Edgar harbors dark secrets.

'Perfect Creature' trailer behind cut )

So, yeah, I pretty much need to see this as soon as humanly possibly.

Also, Saffron Burrows is the still the most awesome bi actress ever (don't look at me like that Kristanna! Saffron is taller than you, British and is dating a woman!)

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