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Really badly maniped for my sanity and yours ;)




picture and song courtesy of ontd_twatlight


made by someone with far more talent than me, but it's impossible to keep track of who is responsible for genius like this :D

Date: 2008-10-27 03:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jyoki.livejournal.com
wait, why the hell is bella just randomly in her underwear while chastly(probably, if it was edward) kissing edward?

Date: 2008-10-27 03:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fembuck.livejournal.com
lol! I have no idea. Obviously there was no scene like this in the book.

The only scenario I can figure is that Bella must have been sleeping like that, and Edward being the total creeper that he is snuck into her room, and woke her up in the process. And because in the Twilight-verse, being a creeper stalker weirdo is romantic they had a make-out session.

When I watch the movie however, I will tell myself that Bella was having an erotic dream about Alice, and when she felt cool fingers on her face thought it was Alice and accidentally ended up making out with Edward.

I mean, we know out of the two of them that Alice would totally appreciate that ass WAY more than Edward ;)

Date: 2008-10-27 03:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jyoki.livejournal.com
And because in the Twilight-verse, being a creeper stalker weirdo is romantic they had a make-out session.

XDDD

You know, since Edward's technically 107...shouldn't Chris Hansen from Dateline's "To Catch A Predator" have shown up before this?

I mean, we know out of the two of them that Alice would totally appreciate that ass WAY more than Edward ;)

Well, i mean, her butt, it's just so...BIG.

Dude, i died laughing when i played the song and stared at this.

And please find some way to work this into The Edge.

Date: 2008-10-27 03:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fembuck.livejournal.com
You know, since Edward's technically 107...shouldn't Chris Hansen from Dateline's "To Catch A Predator" have shown up before this?

Image

Psst. He's talking to you Statutory!Rapeward!

Well, i mean, her butt, it's just so...BIG.

Something I never thought I'd read about KStew's ass! It really is surprising juicy, lol.

Dude, i died laughing when i played the song and stared at this.

Oh, I know. I had tears streaming down my face I was laughing so hard. It's just ... so beautiful *wipes eyes*

And please find some way to work this into The Edge.

OMG, don't encourage me. Do you know what sort of crack that scene will have to be to get that in there? But I wanna do it now, I really want to. *isn't sure she wants to fight the urge*

Date: 2008-10-27 03:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_slutknot_/
Image (http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v638/_slutknot_/?action=view&current=1210186321720.jpg)

Date: 2008-10-27 04:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jyoki.livejournal.com
STATUTORY!RAPEWARD. XDD I love you.

The scene will have Bella biting Alice like crazy, while Alice is preoccupied with her new vamp!ass. Rapping Alice will make me DIE with laughter. again.

Date: 2008-10-27 10:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fembuck.livejournal.com
STATUTORY!RAPEWARD.

After coining Fapward, coming up with new nicknames for Suckward is my new favorite way to pass time.

*studiously ignores the fact that Edward and Alice are the same age, because Alice is awesome*

Rapping Alice will make me DIE with laughter. again.

You are going to LOVE that scene then. Bella totally pounces on Alice like a cat in heat, and all of the Cullen's are still around but Bella doesn't care, and Alice is all like "horny new vampire molesting me, what do I do?" She decides on kissing back, and everyone else is just gonna like tip toe out of the room, lol.

Date: 2008-10-27 12:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jyoki.livejournal.com
oh god XDD

*studiously ignores the fact that Edward and Alice are the same age, because Alice is awesome*

Alice doesn't have the pedo smile that pedos do. That and she isn't creepy.

oh my GOD. That sounds amazing!

Date: 2008-10-27 06:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alexz6.livejournal.com
SCENE NOW PLEASE?! :p XD

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