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fembuck ([personal profile] fembuck) wrote2010-04-04 01:44 am

Milla Jovovich is a BAMF: The Movie (co-staring Ali Larter)

RESIDENT EVIL AFTERLIFE TRAILER BITCHES!  





I don't even know what the hell this move is about other than Milla and Ali looking hot and acting all badass and shit.










I saw boats and planes and rejects from Blade II and Volturi-looking mofos, and a bunch of other random shit I'm at a loss to explain, but tbh I don't care.  Why don't I care?  Because Milla and Ali are looking all hot and acting badass and shit and that means this movie will be awesome.




 *shaking and crying*

[identity profile] sinandmisery.livejournal.com 2010-04-04 05:58 am (UTC)(link)
I... CAN'T EVEN. WORDS CANNOT EXPRESS THE SQUEE

[identity profile] karatam.livejournal.com 2010-04-04 06:01 am (UTC)(link)
I have not seen Ali Larter in anything but Heroes, and yet I've had a ridiculous crush on her for years IDEK

[identity profile] fembuck.livejournal.com 2010-04-04 06:04 am (UTC)(link)
I know, right! I just sat and stared at the screen in stupified amazement after watching it. Mine eyeballs cannot consume this film fast enough!

[identity profile] fembuck.livejournal.com 2010-04-04 06:06 am (UTC)(link)
lol, Heroes is more than enough to develop a crush on Teh Larter. Honestly, other than Heroes she's mostly been in bad horror movies and teen flicks so you're not really missing much. I would recommend checking out "Obsessed" though, because Ali is smoking hot and crazy as hell in it, and it's a stupid but fun movie.

[identity profile] berryswirl.livejournal.com 2010-04-04 06:11 am (UTC)(link)
I ship 'em.

[identity profile] sinandmisery.livejournal.com 2010-04-04 06:14 am (UTC)(link)
EXACTLY! i've watched it at least twice. lol

and omg HOW MUCH FIC IS GOING TO COME OF THIS...

[identity profile] fembuck.livejournal.com 2010-04-04 06:23 am (UTC)(link)
and omg HOW MUCH FIC IS GOING TO COME OF THIS...

My first thought after seeing though Bitch Slap-esque shots of them cavorting around in water together! I mean the eye-fuxing in "Extinction" was nice, but I feel like "Afterlife" will deliver much more in the way of subtext and I cannot wait! I'm hoping for Cara/Kahlan levels of girl-buddy awesomeness from Alice and Claire in this.

*goes to watch again*

[identity profile] fembuck.livejournal.com 2010-04-04 06:24 am (UTC)(link)
Me too! A lot. Especially after that trailer. They are delicious and fearsome together! I wants it nao!

[identity profile] wishing-wounds.livejournal.com 2010-04-04 06:28 am (UTC)(link)
I don't even know what the hell this move is about other than Milla and Ali looking hot and acting all badass and shit.

Nothing else is required. :D

SQUEEE

[identity profile] zeus001.livejournal.com 2010-04-04 06:56 am (UTC)(link)
...You do know that there's gonna be like, CLONES of Alice, right? CLONES and clones. Fighting against clones. Of Alice. :)

[identity profile] raven-blueyes.livejournal.com 2010-04-04 07:06 am (UTC)(link)
I don't know what to say. i think you just made the holiday with my family bearable with the greatness that is Milla and Ali. i am at a loss for words.

[identity profile] trancer21.livejournal.com 2010-04-04 07:14 am (UTC)(link)
I will be there opening day wearing a trenchcoat with a bottle of lotion in my pocket! It's like the porn movie I always dreamed of!!

[identity profile] karatam.livejournal.com 2010-04-04 07:16 am (UTC)(link)
'Stupid but fun' is basically my favourite kind of movie :)

sigh she's just so pretty to look at...
Edited 2010-04-04 07:16 (UTC)

[identity profile] my-winter-love.livejournal.com 2010-04-04 08:19 am (UTC)(link)
brbb losing my FUCKING MIND ON THIS HOLY SHIT

durnk poooooost 6thanks you for sharing this

[identity profile] madndizzee.livejournal.com 2010-04-04 10:21 am (UTC)(link)
OMG Milla and Ali and guns and SWORDS!

UNF...

(Anonymous) 2010-04-04 10:44 am (UTC)(link)
I am so turned on right now.

[identity profile] ralst.livejournal.com 2010-04-04 10:54 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not a big fan of the 3D but who cares, it's Mila and Ali being all tough and kick-arse, and I want it! Here's hoping for an infusion of subtext and simmering sexual tension to go with all that fire power.
ext_8571: (strong women)

[identity profile] slippery-fish.livejournal.com 2010-04-04 11:39 am (UTC)(link)
I still haven't seen the third part. It's depressing.

[identity profile] tristianmakhai.livejournal.com 2010-04-04 12:36 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm kind of anti 3D movies because they seem all the rage (that and the idea of Watchmen in 3D traumatises me), but for this, I will definitely rethink and probably completely change my stance. For this, I will become a devout fan. But only for this.

Oh dear god, it looks as gay as hell. I mean, a *TRAILER* loaded with subtext?! Most awesome movie of the year, and both Ironman and Prince of Persia are much anticipated. But Milla and Ali? They totally trump anyone else.

The only downside: five months. Five long agonising months of hell waiting for this to come out. [sobs] I honestly can't remember the last movie that had me this excited.

[identity profile] bookthief17.livejournal.com 2010-04-04 01:06 pm (UTC)(link)
My thoughts exactly :)
ext_221023: (Stana Katic - Yayyy!!)

[identity profile] khase-fan09.livejournal.com 2010-04-04 01:30 pm (UTC)(link)
HOLY. FUCK. I don't... I can't even. *brain sputters and dies* This movie needs to come out NOW. Jesus! *flails*
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[identity profile] khase-fan09.livejournal.com 2010-04-04 01:32 pm (UTC)(link)
OMG! You need to watch that shit, like, seriously. RUN, don't walk to the nearest place that has it. LOL.

[identity profile] loonyluna256.livejournal.com 2010-04-04 04:13 pm (UTC)(link)
omg. i just omg. omg. omg.
so hawt. sexy. badass. killing. slow motion.
im seeing this in theaters!

[identity profile] ryokotheraven.livejournal.com 2010-04-04 04:30 pm (UTC)(link)
*fangirl Squeal* I can not wait for this to comes out. I can totally see it with my buds and freak out about the BAMF have my friend look at me like I'm crazy. . . . Ok I think I'm done freaking out now *goes watches trailer again and spasms*

[identity profile] majorrogue.livejournal.com 2010-04-04 06:49 pm (UTC)(link)
who cares what this film is about, it looks freakin' awesome!

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