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Title:  And From the Darkness
Author: Janine
Fandom:  Resident Evil: Afterlife
Pairing: Alice/Claire
Rating:  NC-17
Disclaimer:  I don’t own them.
Summary:  While onboard the Arcadia sailing north, Claire’s memory returns to her.  

( And From the Darkness )

Title: Strange and Beautiful
Author: Janine
Fandom: Resident Evil
Pairing: Alice/Claire
Rating: R (overall rating)
Disclaimer: I don’t own them.
Summary: A look at what life might be like for Alice and Claire and the others onboard the Arcadia if they had been able to sail the ship to Alaska.
Note: The story uses the same timeline as Pull My Heart. This is really only relevant during the parts of the story that reference how Alice and Claire first got together, so it is not necessary to have read Pull My Heart in order to follow this story.

Chapter One

( Strange and Beautiful - Part 2 )

Title: Pull My Heart
Author: Janine
Fandom: Resident Evil: Afterlife
Pairing: Alice/Claire
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 4,643
Disclaimer: I don’t own them.
Summary: Claire storms off after Chris is set free and Alice goes in search of her.

 

( “Chris,” Claire began softly, “he isn’t the only thing I don’t remember, is he?” )

 

Title: Just a Little Bit Longer
Author: Janine
Fandom: Resident Evil: Afterlife
Pairing: Alice/Claire
Rating: R/NC-17, fluff
Disclaimer: I don’t own them.
Summary: Alice and Claire share some alone time together before going out on a dangerous scavenging mission.
Note: I wrote this before re-watching the film, and therefore while writing it was working under the delusion that Alice’s crew was safe and sound on the Arcadia at the end. How Jill Valentine slipped my mind I don’t know (the cold medication might have had something to do with it). Sorry Jill. Anyway, this story therefore follows my delusional alternate universe where the Arcadia is still a safe-haven for our band of heroes. 

( Just a Little Bit Longer )

Keira Knightly, Cate Blanchett, Julie Christie, Gemma Arterton, Romola Garai, Eva Green, and now Milla Jovovich! 

What ridiculously hot woman is Juno going to get to work with next?  Only time will tell.

I hope Juno's at least a little gay so that she'll appreciate getting to work with all of these ridiculously attractive and amazing women!



And now here's Milla Jovovich and Ali Larter being gorgeous, cute and flirty!




Dear Ali,

Do that thing with your tongue forever.

From,
Everyone Who is Even Mildly Sexually Attracted to Women

More Milla on the set of Resident Evil: Afterlife

‘Bitch Slap’ on DVD 2nd March 2010 – Pre-order NOW!

YAY!  And according to Joblo.com, the DVD will contain the following special features:

- Building A Better B-Movie Documentary
- Commentary by Producers Rick Jacobson (Writer/Producer/Director), Eric Gruendemann (Writer/Producer) & Brian Peck (Associate Producer)
- Commentary by Principal Cast: Julia Voth (Trixie), Erin Cummings (Hel) & America Olivo (Camero)



This shit is going to be awesome!  I'm talking like, Resident Evil DVD Commentary levels of awesome!  It may even be gayer than the Resident Evil DVD Commentary.  *Thoughtful pause*  Well, maybe not, I mean the Resident Evil one did have Michelle Rodriguez on it, and pretty much nothing can out gay Michelle Rodriguez.  But still, this commentary is going to be plenty gay!

Also, while on the subject of Bitch Slap, the shipper in me loves the fact that Julia and Erin both got bangs at the same time!  It's like Kahlan's new outfit matching Cara's.  It's adorable and cute and makes me want to hug them forever.

cross-posted at bitchslapbrig

Title: North to the Future
Author: Janine
Fandom: Resident Evil (movies)
Pairing: Jill Valentine/Claire Redfield
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: I don’t own any of the characters in the story.
Summary: When Alice left, Jill headed north in search of her. She found people that needed her and decided to stay. Claire follows Alice's advice and heads north. She finds Jill Valentine.

Part I
Part II

( Part III )

RESIDENT EVIL

Title: All the Wrong Places
Author: Janine
Rating: PG
Pairing: Alice/Claire
Disclaimer: I don’t own them. I’m just borrowing them for a short while.
Summary: The sky is dark, and all is still around her, but Claire can’t sleep.

Title: North to the Future (1/3)
Author: Janine
Pairing: Jill Valentine/Claire Redfield
Rating: PG, eventually R
Disclaimer: I don’t own any of the characters in the story.
Summary:  When Alice left, Jill headed north in search of her.  She found people that needed her and decided to stay.  Claire follows Alice's advice and heads north.  She finds Jill Valentine.

THE WORLD UNSEEN

Title: Rainy Days
Author: Janine
Pairing: Miriam/Amina
Rating: R
Disclaimer: I don’t own them.
Summary: Miriam and Amina enjoy some quiet time together.

THE HOLLOWS/RACHEL MORGAN SERIES

Title: The Jaws of the Wolf
Author: Janine
Pairing: Rachel/Ivy
Rating: R
Disclaimer: I don’t own them.
Summary:  Ivy is caught, and that's the way she likes it.

Title: Twilight of the New Breaking Moon
Author: Janine
Pairing: Rachel/Ivy
Rating: R (for language)
Disclaimer: I don’t own them.
Warning: MAJOR CRACK!FIC ALERT. MAJOR!
Summary: Rachel loses a bet to Jenks and has to watch the Twilight movie. Ivy is a good girlfriend, so she suffers right alongside Rachel.

MERLIN

Title: Come Away With Me
Author: Janine
Pairing: Gwen/Morgana
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: I don’t own them.
Summary: Morgana has been acting strangely, and Gwen finally learns why.

KINGS

Title:  Shelter
Author: Janine
Pairing: Rose/Thomasina
Rating: PG
Disclaimer:  I don’t own them.  I’m just borrowing them for a short period of time.
Summary:  Not even Rose can be strong all the time.

TRUE BLOOD

Title: Southern Comfort
Author: Janine
Pairing: Maryann/Tara
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: I don’t own them.

Title: All the Wrong Places
Author: Janine
Fandom: Resident Evil: Extinction
Rating: PG
Pairing: Alice/Claire
Disclaimer: I don’t own them. I’m just borrowing them for a short while.
Summary: The sky is dark, and all is still around her, but Claire can’t sleep.
Note: I don’t even know what this is really. I wrote it while my brain was wasting away presiding over an exam, which is a fresh kind of hell every time I am forced to do it. Hopefully it doesn’t suck. 

( There was something beautiful about the desert at night ... )