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Rizzoli & Isles - 1x05 - Jane and Maura's Big Fancy Gay Date
I think the episode is actually called "Money for Nothing", but the promotional stills tell another story. It is clearly Jane and Maura's Big Fancy Gay Date.
Visuals never lie.
Once they arrive at the fancy party however, Maura finds herself more-a than entertained (hey, it's no worse than Maura Bore-a, okay!)
And who can blame her really. Especially when Jane goes all field-hockey attacker in her sexy little dress.
(seriously, is there a gayer way to hold a clutch purse? That combined with the hand on the hip does nothing to obscure Jane's natural Butchy McFabulous-ness)
Jane, the thought of having to sit through Maura flirting with Zack Morris makes me feel the same way.
Smooth, Maura. Game recognize game sista, and you lookin' mighty familiar!
Makes you wonder just what Jane has in that clutch purse, doesn't it? *wink*
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I think the episode is actually called "Money for Nothing", but the promotional stills tell another story. It is clearly Jane and Maura's Big Fancy Gay Date.
Visuals never lie.
Once they arrive at the fancy party however, Maura finds herself more-a than entertained (hey, it's no worse than Maura Bore-a, okay!)
And who can blame her really. Especially when Jane goes all field-hockey attacker in her sexy little dress.
(seriously, is there a gayer way to hold a clutch purse? That combined with the hand on the hip does nothing to obscure Jane's natural Butchy McFabulous-ness)
Jane, the thought of having to sit through Maura flirting with Zack Morris makes me feel the same way.
Smooth, Maura. Game recognize game sista, and you lookin' mighty familiar!
Makes you wonder just what Jane has in that clutch purse, doesn't it? *wink*
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Find me someone who wouldn't? lol. Seriously, I'm surprised there aren't people mouthing off and throwing things on crime scenes just so she'll bend them over the hood of a cruiser and cuff them.
You need to write them playing that, pretty please. :]
It hadn't occurred to me to write it, but now ... now the seed has been planted! God willing this will come to fruition!!!
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I'd totally seem like I was resisting arrest, but really I'd just be searching out friction, lol.
Seriously, aggressive!rizzoli is hot like mexico.
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It's the most perfect "I can't fap to this" face I've ever seen. No one can, Jane, no one can.
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And it is really so true. I just want to take Maura aside and be like, "Save a viewer, ride Rizzoli".
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The gay is going to be so out of control that episode, even if they do try and shoe-horn Zack Morris in there.
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lol! I think we all do (as long as Angie Harmon's the bad cop, that is!) Seriously, Rizzoli could interrogate me anyway she liked.
Good job adding a Tabrett Bethell reference. Those are always great :)
I do what I can. Also, I'm missing Tab and her awesome facial expressions so much. The sucking wound in my chest caused by LoTS being taken away too soon still hasn't healed.
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She'd probably interrogate you in every way she liked ;). And then she'd saunter off to fix a snack, humming "Hungry Like the Wolf".
The sucking wound in my chest caused by LoTS being taken away too soon still hasn't healed.
I mourn with you, my friend. *moment of silence*
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But the truth is that Maura really reads as bisexual to me. It's Jane who feels like a straight-up lesbian. Maybe that's just me.
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Yeah, with this show that's definitely a trade off we have to make. I wish it weren't so, but ...
I hope it's not as gag-inducing as Jane's face seems to imply.
lol! I'm hoping that Jane's distress over her fancy foo foo dinner will end the 'flirting' between Maura and Zack Morris before it can get too painful. And that then we'll get a cute subtexty scene of Maura telling Jane all about her dinner while Jane continues to make faces, and then Maura finally just smiles at her indulgently and passes her the bread basket.
But the truth is that Maura really reads as bisexual to me. It's Jane who feels like a straight-up lesbian. Maybe that's just me.
That's actually how it comes across to be as well. Jane is just so Butch McFabulous that I can't buy any of the obligatory attempts at heterosexual romance with her. Maura's flirting scenes with men as less painful and seem less forced.
Jane's just a big ol' gay mo', but Maura should remain faithful, especially when Jane is sitting right beside her ;)
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Nicely done!
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Bring on the ghey!
Also, and I don't mean to spoil anyone, but... has anyone else heard about the episode (episode 6, I think) where Jane actually has to go undercover at a gay bar?
*waits a bit for that to sink in*
Yeah... I can't friggin' wait. *grin*
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I know, I'm so totally into them. They are magical together.
Also, and I don't mean to spoil anyone, but... has anyone else heard about the episode (episode 6, I think) where Jane actually has to go undercover at a gay bar?
I heard about that episode but I didn't realize it was coming up so soon. I'm hoping it's hilarious (and of course, super gay). Although I can't imagine Rizzoli any gayer. And really, I think the world needs visuals of numerous women hitting on Angie Harmon, cause you know if she were a bartender at a gay bar, she'd be swimming in phone numbers.
God, I hope Isles has to pose as her girlfriend at some point in the episode. Like Jane is getting mad hit on by a lady and is flustered and can't really get away from the conversation so Isles strolls over, places her hand on Jane's butt, and calls her "Honey" and leans up and kisses her before asking her if she's ready to go.
Damn, I put too much thought into that. Now I'm going to be irrationally pissed off when this doesn't happen on the show.
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Pics from "I Kissed a Girl"
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I watch the show and I'm always thinking of these things, lol. I blame you.