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fembuck ([personal profile] fembuck) wrote2011-04-21 10:10 pm
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Happy Nikiturday!

I am gladdened to report that this episode is awesome and features a pleasing amount of Zoie Palmer (doing all sorts of things to make your pants happy!)

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  THIS SHOW!  FUCK YOU SHOW YOU EVIL GENIUS!!!  That fight sequence was a dream!?!?!?!?!  That was a goddamn dream!?!?!?  But that was the best shit.  And now you're following it with this overlit basic bullshit???  Ugh.  Nathan and Alex are the worst.  Yes, worse than Mikita.  Show *shakes head at show*  Show, you giveth so much and then you taketh away.

ZOIE PALMER!  Just seeing her name instantly makes me feel better.

LOL!  I love that Alex is like a teenager pitting Mommy and Daddy against each other.  The Michael/Nikita/Alex family is kind of amusing.  Mother and daughter are always gonna win.  Nikita can't say no to her little girl.

Aw, Alex and Amanda never miss an opportunity to flirt do they?

"Watch out for each other?"  That's Jaden code for "Let's share a bed", right?

Nikita's outfits are always so ridiculous.  If Maggie wasn't so gorgeous I'd end up rolling my eyes constantly, instead of just shaking my head and sighing, "Oh, Nikita".

lol!  I like Nikita and Michael better when they're fighting. 
Nikita: I love you, I just hate where you work!
Michael: And you want me to hate it too?
Nikita: YES!
Maggie's deliver of 'YES!" was perfection.  Made the scene.

Nikita (angrily to Michael): You put the mission before Alex.
Aw, FIERCE PROTRECTRESS NIKITA!


Nikita ... rolling out from under a bus.  It's how she do.  LOL!  I love that bitch.

I love how impressed Alex was with Jaden's hoochy dancing.

Niktia: Please be strong.  For yourself.  God knows you've been for me.
AWWW, Nikita.  You are so sweet when you give into your insane lady love for Alex

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ZOIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Strut girl.  Strut.  Zoie with a South African accent?  Hot (even though she's evil).  Zoie's faces!  She's like a Canadian Tabrett Bethell with her awesome reactions.  Evil!Zoe with a detonator UNF UNF UNF!  Why is evil so HOT?  The smugness of her character makes me convinced she gon' die though.  She made Alex cry, so Nikita is gonna killinate her.

Damn, Nikita really will do anything for her girl!  Damn Nikita.  Damn.  Your awesome girlfriending is out of control this episode!  My ovaries, they sing for you.  I want to tidy up the cave while you go out into the woods and kill things for our sustenance.  Take me by the fire Nikita! 



Niktia:  Yeah, I'm available.
LOL I LOVE SNARKY NIKITA.  "Moonlighting" is definitely the dynamic for Michael and Nikita.  They're so much better that way then when they're trying to be lovey dovey.

Honestly though, Nikita's plan is pretty fucking risky.  Bitch is betting a lot of people's lives on the belief that she's awesome. 

Michael, these are the problems you run into when you're the third wheel on a team with bad-ass bitches!  They gon' do what they do, and you gotta deal with it.  Don't worry though, cause they're awesome.  Just ask Nikita the Poster Girl for Self-Confidence.

UNF UNF UNF!  Zoie Palmer kicking ass.  I love you Nikita, but seeing Evil Hot Pants pound your ass worked for me.

Damn, Jaden.  Bitch is Old Testament.  Three shots ... JUST TO MAKE SURE YOUR ASS IS ABSOLUTELY FUCKING DEAD!!

"And you gave it all up for little old me"  OH CLEVER DIALOGUE!  Jaden's good at unintentionally hitting Alex's triggers.

Nikita (to Zoie): Cocky, I like that.
I bet you do Nikita.
  The fight between Zoie (Anya) and Nikita in the stairwell, really reminded me of the fight between Krista and Chase in the las episode of Blade, so I am now convinced that Nikita and Anya could have awesome hate!sex.  ALSO I AM SO SAD THAT DR. HOT PANTS WILL PROBABLY NEVER GET A HARDCORE FIGHT SEQUENCE BECAUSE ZOIE PALMER IS FIERCE!  Seriously, I'm talking Abbie Cornish as Sweat Pea levels of sexual excitement when watching her fight.  Amazing.

WHY ARE THERE SO MANY CHAIRS IN NIKITA'S LOFT? (this is bolded because it's an important question!)


Alex:  I asked myself, what would Nikita do?
OMG!  These two are so in love with each other. 
I dig it.  THEY MAKE EACH OTHER BETTER!  Also, Lyndsy, I LOVE you for making that scene all about making meaningful eye-contact with Nikita.

*sigh*  Mikita ...



Why did they have to ruin this nearly perfect episode with a vomitous Mikita scene near the end?  I don't like them together!  *wah wah wah*

Jaden and Percy make me uncomfortable because I enjoyed their evilness.  It's the first time, imo that Xander Berkley has managed to have some kind of chemistry with someone on this show.

Now THAT'S my show!

Download link: Nikita - 1x19 - Girl's Best Friend

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