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fembuck ([personal profile] fembuck) wrote2008-05-12 08:09 pm
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Gossip Girl - 1x17 - Woman on the Verge

How is it possible for one show to be so awesome? I love everything. EVERYTHING about it (well, not Jenny). Do not take my Gossip Girl away. One more episode is not enough! IS NOT ENOUGH! *SOBS*

Seriously, what am I going to talk to my classes about on Tuesday when the new episodes end????? How will I bond with the youth????


Georgie and her thousands of messages are love. I probably shouldn't have, but I giggled like crazy as her tone got darker and darker. Also, Sunglasses!Georgie is hot.

Rufus calling Dan on his shit? Awesome.

Georgie's "oh, it's you" look when she spotted Dan outside of the Palace, and her duck and cover response cracked me up. That's totally how I'd react if I saw Dan as well.

That picture was Rufus was really hot. Good photog skillz Lily. Not such a good job on hiding you big heterosexual love for The Rufus however.

Blair, once again is the Best. Boyfriend. Ever. Seriously, combing the city all night for Serena *there is not enough aww in the world* Blair defending Serena after seeing her puke all over her bathroom = Best Boyfriend in History.

Serena looked fabulous as she descended the stairs in that royal blue robe. It has to be said. Also, I feel like I should feel bad for Dan ... but I don't.

Dorota is good people.

OH FUCK! LILY IS GOING TO WATCH THE FUCKING VIDEO. FUCK FUCK FUCK!
(No parent needs to see something like that - and that's not even talking about the murder. Seriously, it's one thing cleaning Serena up after, it's another thing entirely to see how she got dirty)

Blair's eyebrows after "I'm Chuck Bass" were almost as win as the line itself.

The UES foursome are love.

"We can skip that part" ... aw, I love you Blair.

Serena, in nothing but a shirt in the shirt = sexay as hell.

OH FUCK, LILY IS WATCHING THE TAPE!!! FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!

omg somebody came to my fucking door RIGHT as the tape started playing??? How does that happen? Go away!!!

Wow, some people totally called the accidental o.d with Georgina pulling Serena out of the room to save themselves.

HOW DID THEY NOT HAVE VAN DER SPARKS KISS! HOW!?!?!?!?!?!?!

WHY IS SERENA'S ANGST ALL ABOUT DAN? You know what else sucks Serena? Going to real ass raping jail! Not all crazy criminals are as hot as Georgie.

Reformatory school? What is this the 1940s? What's next, to the nunnery during the pregnancy scare episode.

"What's wrong, what happened?" Damn, Blair got over there quickly. Such a good boyfriend.

"Um, I've seen her before in my life" LOL Great cover, Gerogie.

"Don't send her away. I don't care who hears. Just, don't send her away". BLAIR! BLAIR! BLAIR! I LOVE YOU BLAIR. DEFENDING HER BABY! STANDING UP TO LILY, ASKING FOR HELP. BLAAAAAAAAIR!

"Uh, gross. Why? ... It got grosser." BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAIR!

BLAIR IS TOTALLY GONNA KICK GEORGINA'S ASS AND IT IS GOING TO BE LOVE, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I LOVE THIS SHOW.

That's right Lily, you go be a mother! FU Bart Bass. Lily's got mothering to do.

Chuck and Blair scheme (remain sexy while doing so). "Let's get the bitch". Chuck you are too fabulous. CHUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

Is Lily magic? How did she find out where the boy who died lived? Did I miss that when I was too busy flailing about over the awesomeness of Blair.

Lisa Loeb sounds and looks exactly like a woman I work with.

NO VANESSA, DON'T TAKE BLAIR'S THUNDER AWAY FROM HER! BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIR WILL LAY THE SMACKDOWN ... UH DOWN!

Georgie ... crying? OMG SHE HAS A HEART! ... ... ... or does she?

Lily takes her own medicine with such grace and dignity. I HEART U LILYZ. I HEART YOUZ.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, don't go see Dan. No more Derena. NO MOAR DERENA. DO NOT WANT.

HA! I KNEW U DIDN'T HAVE A HEART GEORGIE. NO, YOU ARE EVIL GEORGIE, I C U LYIN TO DAN. I C U LYIN!

KISS KISS KISS KISS KISS ... let this be the end of Derena. LET BLAIR AND SERENA AND NATE AND EVERYONE SEE DAN KISS THE DEVIIIIIIIIIL! THE SHINY PRETTY DAWN SHAPED DEVIIIIIIIIL!

One Tree Hill has sexy commercials.

"Um, I'm a big Lincoln Hawk fan" OHHHHHHHHH BLAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIR. SERENA, BLAIR DOESN'T WANT TO HELP UR ASS FIND DAN. SHE WANTZ TO TAKE YOU BACKSTAGE AND PLAY 'THE 'RUFUS AND LILY ROCKSTAR GROUPIE' GAME WITH YOU!

She says, "Get out of my way", but she means TAKE ME NOW, and Rufus knowz it. Cause he's so much cooler than his son.

WHY DO i FIND HER SO SEXY WHEN SHE'S BEING EVIL AND ACTING LIKE A TOTAL PSYCHO! WHY DOES DAN GET ALL THE GIRLZ? YOU ARE NOT SEXAY ENOUGH DAN. NOOOOOOOOOOOT SEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXAY ENUFFFFFFFFFFFFF!



PREVIEWS:  OMG I NEED TO SEE SERENA STRANGLE GEORGINA!  I NEED TO SEE IT!  I WANTZ TO SEE IT!

(P.S.  I apologize for the gratuitous use of caplocks (and deteriorating spelling and grammar) as the commentary goes on.  The show is just to awesome for me to contain myself.)

[identity profile] fembuck.livejournal.com 2008-05-13 10:16 pm (UTC)(link)
I giggled after the first couple of messages. At that point, she was going totally stalker and became even more hilarious. It was the perfect scene to really remind the viewer how crazy obsessed Georgie is with Serena.

Oh I know. How anyone could NOT think that van der Sparks used to do it after that display, I don't know. Georgina is so the ex-boyfriend that will not accept that you broke the fuck up and were NOT on a break.

You've got me calling Blair the Best Boyfriend Ever now. Seriously. Those words left my lips as I watched.

Hee! YES! It's fun though isn't it?

Next time Serena disappears, Blair needs to Nelly Yuki to make some cell phone GPS tracking system so she's more easily locatable. The idea of Blair sitting in the back of her limo with her laptop, combing the city for her wayward girlfriend amuses me.

And me! I love it! OMG, Blair fucking Waldorf. I would die with love and affection is Blair ever did that. Aw.

I am very disappointed as well. The fact that Georgina knows something about what turns Serena on implies that it's first hand knowledge. We need confirmation of this, damnit!

I know. I'm getting pissed at the show runners for dropping hints like that, and for making Georgie's sexual obsession practically text, but then stopping just short of SHOWING IT! EVERYONE ALREADY KNOWS! Just go there you punk asses!

Blair is right there, knowing all Serena's dirty secrets and supporting her 100%.

That's because Blair is the Best Boyfriend Ever, and Dan sucks buttered elephants nuts as a boyfriend. I liked friend who is boyshaped Dan, but boyfriend Dan is unlikeable much of the time.

Serena really needs to get over this whole "I'm a bad girl and need to suffer for it" mentality, and just climb into Blair's waiting arms.

Total word. Total.

I wonder if Lily was just repeating a threat her mother once made to her.

And this thought makes me love Lily even more. Oh, Lily. You rock (and you too Kelly Rutherford, because I'm pretty sure that Rutherford's awesome is like 70% responsible for Lily's awesomeness)

If we don't get a total smackdown by Blair I will be SO disappointed. I need to at least see a slap. Blair is like a loyal little pit bull when it comes to Serena, and will tear into anything that hurts her.

So true. I love that about Blair. It's so sexy. What I love is that Serena is the same way about Blair. They will lay the hurt on someone for each other. It's tres romantic.

I half wish she'd smack Dan while she's at it, but that's probably too much to ask.

When Derena ends for good, I SO hope this happens. And since they will probably break up because Dan acted like a douche, and I can totally see it happening. Or at the very least I look forward to Blair verbally skewering Dan.

I'm always amused when she calls him Charles. Oh, Lily. You're one of the best characters on the show. :D

Oh, I know. I love it. Lily is so awesome. Serena will be lucky to grow up to be as awesome as her mom one day.

It's right up there with BSG and SCC.

Totally. This and BSG (and SCC before the finale) are the only shows that I make it a point to watch on TV. They are the only shows that I make sure I am around, and pop a tape in (in case I need a drink or there's a washroom emergency ... because I cannot miss any of it. ANY!) to watch.

[identity profile] wildbrownie.livejournal.com 2008-05-14 12:15 am (UTC)(link)
God, I can't friggin' believe this..Georgina is obviously crazy about S and they didn't show anything? COWARDSSSSSSSSSSSSS.. and that scene..that was totally a set up for a threesome! I mean, come on, Georgina was very cozy with that guy, I think she almost kissed him before Serena arrived..so I doubt she just wanted to tape Serena and that guy and not join in..dammmiiiiiiiiiiiit
I just want second season Georgina and some damn kiss. Even Kati and Isabel kissed!