...Best Damn Tapper! *Most Smartest*

SRSLY U GUISE, U GUISE SRSLY, THIS EPISODE WAS LEGITIMATELY GOOD!

Dear Lost Girl, 

Can Michelle Lovretta please write every episode from now on?

Sincerely,
Everyone

Cause, I though it completely jargogles me ... I like Bo again.  Before this episode whenever I thought of Bo I just wanted to punch her in the face part of her face ... really hard.  But by the end of this episode I liked her, and kind of maybe respect her a bit.  I still think she's dumb as shit most of the time sometimes, and she's definitely still got that 'willful blindness to the truth/willful disregard for common sense' thing going on, but at least it was in a positive sorta way this time.  I don't even ... but it's true.

( Thoughts on the episode behind the cut ... beware of spoilers and caplock! ) 

And I am officially on-board for and anticipating season 2.  Well done show.  In fact, I think if you just pretend episodes 11 and 12 don't exist, season one might even be re-watchable. 

So, there was a new Lost Girl tonight, and I'm not gonna lie ... this one didn't really do it for me. 

Episode 11 - Faetal Justice (boy do I wish they'd stop with these 'Fae' titles)

It was a Dyson extravaganza, which meant I was B-O-R-E-D the whole time. 

And now ... The Dr. Lauren Report!  >>Dr. Lauren does make an appearance in this episode, but she's only in one scene, and as usual she has a pretty thankless job.<<

( Thoughts on the episode ... some spoilers but not many due to my extreme boredom  )

( Preview for next week )

Well, bring on next week I suppose.  It certainly couldn't be any more of an offense to my senses than this week was. 

HEY, PSST!  LEGEND OF THE SEEKER ...




( THIS EPISODE CONTAINED ONE OF THE GREATEST SCENES EVER ON TELEVISION! )

Seriously, this episode was composed of so much sqee-tastic moments.  I love it.  I want fan vids.  So good.

Uh...omg!  Le-e-e-e-enged of the Seeker, unh *pant* *pant*  You're so good, oooh oooh, really awesome chick fights ... ah ah ah, Cara ... apologizing ... so ... hot, *moan* *whimper* *sigh* Le-e-e-e-e-e-e-e!"

*collapses against the mattress*

Wow, that was good. *drapes arm across forehead*  Welcome back, baby!



( Thoughts on episode behind the cut ... )

*dreamy sigh*  I'm so happy this show is back.

I'm not gonna say that it was godawful ... but it was close. 

This movie was so fucking irritating to me.  It was just like, everything single thing that they could have done to irritate me, they did.  I spent probably like half the movie shaking my head in despair and chuckling to myself to stop myself from sobbing at the awfulness. 

I'm so sick of teams that are supposed to save the world being made up of childish buffoons.  I found it hard to believe that any of these people could be the best at ANYTHING (except for Snake Eyes, Snake Eyes was cool).  I wouldn't want any of them for a doubles partner at the local tennis tournament, and I certainly wouldn't have entrusted any of them with saving the goddamn planet.  Why can't the heroes of movie these days be competent?  I don't get why I'm supposed to cheer for people who are so willfully stupid and arrogant and emotionaly stunted. 

I wanted to go to sleep during the last twenty minutes of the film, but it was so goddamn loud that I couldn't even escape into the bliss of sweet, sweet unconsciousness.   During that scene is the hospital at the end, if I had had something inexpensive and aerodynamic in my possession, I would have thrown it at the screen.

You know what, I take it back.  The movie was godawful.

I mean the closing credits song was fucking a "Boom Boom Pow" remix, for Christ' s sake!  

UGH.

( More bitchin' behind the cut ... )

In conclusion ...



Watch at your own risk!

( Thoughts on Warehouse 13 - 1x03 - Magnetism )

( Thoughts on Nurse Jackie - 1x07 - Steak Knife )

Also, in other news ... 

Here's a new picture of Alice Cullen looking like a hot bitch!


And after watching this .gif in a state of dazed wonderment, I now really, really want to watch Skins.  Seriously, I saved this a while ago and just found it again, and I am amazed that I could have forgotten I had such a thing in my possession.  Tis' fucking awesome.

( Intercourse With The Vampire )

Yes, ladies and gentleman, I am happy to report that Vampire!Pam is back, and hotter than ever! 

( So let's just take a moment to appreciate this fine bitch! )

Seriously you guise, I totally want a full velor track suit now.  If it's good enough for Pam it's good enough for me.  *dreamy sigh*  I totally want a Pam in my life to smile at all of my jokes and laugh daintily at my witty remarks.  Pam's approval of Go-Go dancers, totally makes me want to go, "Turn me, and I'll be your vampire" to Pam.  Cause it's true.

( More thoughts on the episode behind the cut ... )

Good times, good times!

So, this weekend I saw ...

( Terminator: Salvation )

( Lesbian Vampire Killers )

Overall ... not impressed

I keep going back and reading more, even though I know it's bad for me! Why? Why do I do this?

( Oh yeah! It's because every once in a while I read something that makes me happy, and dare I say it, even excited for the series to continue ... )

This is probably the best explanation of what's going on in the books, and what's likely to go on in the books that I've read.  If things go as out lined here, I'm still gonna hate on K.H for being a lying liar who lies (and cock-blocks and is a book extension shenanigan-izer), but I will be insanely happy with the series overall arc and conclusion.

You know, I wish the things Kim said could make me half as excited as what is behind the cut did. Seriously, she should get drza44 to do PR for her, because I'm almost officially pumped for this series again, and that right there is a miracle, and who wouldn't want a miracle worker on their side?