...Best Damn Tapper! *Most Smartest*

*sigh*  I love this show. 

1.  TEH GHEY.  You know I have to start off with teh ghey.  Waldsen, be still my beating heart.  This episode was magical for Waldsen goodness.  Serena was being such a good girlfriend at the beginning trying to get Blair into Yale so they can sex because it's her dream.  Best. Boyfriend. Ever.  Also, her little hand slap and "stop cracking your knuckles" was so cute *pinches Waldsen's cheeks* and domestic and lovely.  I also loved her volunteering Blair to babysit LovesIce-CreamandMagic.  Serena seems to love volunteering Blair for shit, and Blair's always like *bitchface* before being all, "Whatever you want dear" about it.

Blair's complete disinterest in Serena's "romance" with Aaron never fails to crack me up.  She's all "forget about your merkin and pay attention to me, nobody is around to be impressed by your hetero act".  B and S also totally seemed like they were trying to convert LovesIce-CreamandMagic into their fabulous gay lifestyle in that scene in Serena's room.  Speaking of that scene, Serena's "You're beautiful, can we PLEASE GO NOW" cracked me up so much.  SUCH AN OLD MARRIED COUPLE!  Blair's, "Patience, love" comment only made it all the sweeter.  It's like they've been through this a thousand times.  Sugared up lab Serena is all like "Ruff, let's go!  Frisbee!  Scooby snack!  *chases her tail*  COME ON!" and Blair's like, "just sniff me for a while until I'm ready.  You know you want to."

Their little lovers quarrel at the bar was cute too, but only because they totally weren't even really mad at each other.  I also love how Serena brings out the best in Blair.  Serena totes makes Blair want to be a better person (just like Helen Hunt did for Jack Nicholson in As Good As It Gets).

The morning wake up scene ... I mean what is there to say about that.  It was just pure WIN.  Both of them in their tiny little night things, Serena's hand on Blair's hip, and then touching her arm lightly.  Blair running at Serena and pouncing on her lick Serena was covered in chocolate and fairy dust.  And then them laying on Serena's bed together all smiley and laughing, planning out their incredibly gay future at Yale together.

*sigh*

Perfect.

( more there might be blood ramblings NOT about teh ghey, behind the cut ... )

*cries*  I don't want it to be over.  I can't wait until fall.  I needs my Gossip Girl.  I needs it.  My precious.


In conclusion ... [anime-esque explosion of emotion] OMG I MISS U SO MUCH ALREADY GG, COME BACK 2 ME SOON!  *cries*[/aee]

Blake and Leighton celebrate Nylon by touching each other as much as possible with all their Gossip Friends.



And also ...

How is it possible for one show to be so awesome? I love everything. EVERYTHING about it (well, not Jenny). Do not take my Gossip Girl away. One more episode is not enough! IS NOT ENOUGH! *SOBS*

Seriously, what am I going to talk to my classes about on Tuesday when the new episodes end????? How will I bond with the youth????



PREVIEWS:  OMG I NEED TO SEE SERENA STRANGLE GEORGINA!  I NEED TO SEE IT!  I WANTZ TO SEE IT!

(P.S.  I apologize for the gratuitous use of caplocks (and deteriorating spelling and grammar) as the commentary goes on.  The show is just to awesome for me to contain myself.)

I was just reading through the Georgina Sparks: GET OUT, GET OUT, GET OUT! thread on TWoP and I absolutely got a kick out of most of the posts there about her. It really makes me giggle that her crazy-ass gaymo love for Serena is totally obvious to people who aren't even looking for femslash.

( more on the crazyassinist bitch ever to grace the UES behind the cut... )

Oh Georgina, why do you intrigue me so?

*goes to watch Desperately Seeking Serena again*

Woman on the Verge (1x17) - Clip

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Not really spoilerific, just awesome.

Seriously, that's what friends are for!

OMG!  That end scene was perfection!  Seriously, concerned Blair is the cutest, most adorable, most amazing thing ever.  Blair is the best boyfriend ever (Serena has officially lost her title for the moment.  And I can tell you the exact moment the sash and tiara fell off, right after she ditched Blair again in the face of Blair's "Don't go to France, I'll be there for you" reminder).


Seriously, it's ridiculous how much I love this show.

( Gossip Girl - 'Desperately Seeking Serena' pics (no spoilers) )

[Possibly wrong, dirty, bad (or is it crazy, sexy, cool?) thoughts behind the cut. Just in case]

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The return of Gossip Girl is a thing of beauty.  I don't know why there are so many on set photographs taken for this show, but I thank powers greater than myself for the fact that there are.

Now, onto Leighton keeping it real being adorable...