Gossip Girl - 1x17 - Woman on the Verge
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How is it possible for one show to be so awesome? I love everything. EVERYTHING about it (well, not Jenny). Do not take my Gossip Girl away. One more episode is not enough! IS NOT ENOUGH! *SOBS*
Seriously, what am I going to talk to my classes about on Tuesday when the new episodes end????? How will I bond with the youth????
Georgie and her thousands of messages are love. I probably shouldn't have, but I giggled like crazy as her tone got darker and darker. Also, Sunglasses!Georgie is hot.
Rufus calling Dan on his shit? Awesome.
Georgie's "oh, it's you" look when she spotted Dan outside of the Palace, and her duck and cover response cracked me up. That's totally how I'd react if I saw Dan as well.
That picture was Rufus was really hot. Good photog skillz Lily. Not such a good job on hiding you big heterosexual love for The Rufus however.
Blair, once again is the Best. Boyfriend. Ever. Seriously, combing the city all night for Serena *there is not enough aww in the world* Blair defending Serena after seeing her puke all over her bathroom = Best Boyfriend in History.
Serena looked fabulous as she descended the stairs in that royal blue robe. It has to be said. Also, I feel like I should feel bad for Dan ... but I don't.
Dorota is good people.
OH FUCK! LILY IS GOING TO WATCH THE FUCKING VIDEO. FUCK FUCK FUCK!
(No parent needs to see something like that - and that's not even talking about the murder. Seriously, it's one thing cleaning Serena up after, it's another thing entirely to see how she got dirty)
Blair's eyebrows after "I'm Chuck Bass" were almost as win as the line itself.
The UES foursome are love.
"We can skip that part" ... aw, I love you Blair.
Serena, in nothing but a shirt in the shirt = sexay as hell.
OH FUCK, LILY IS WATCHING THE TAPE!!! FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!
omg somebody came to my fucking door RIGHT as the tape started playing??? How does that happen? Go away!!!
Wow, some people totally called the accidental o.d with Georgina pulling Serena out of the room to save themselves.
HOW DID THEY NOT HAVE VAN DER SPARKS KISS! HOW!?!?!?!?!?!?!
WHY IS SERENA'S ANGST ALL ABOUT DAN? You know what else sucks Serena? Going to real ass raping jail! Not all crazy criminals are as hot as Georgie.
Reformatory school? What is this the 1940s? What's next, to the nunnery during the pregnancy scare episode.
"What's wrong, what happened?" Damn, Blair got over there quickly. Such a good boyfriend.
"Um, I've seen her before in my life" LOL Great cover, Gerogie.
"Don't send her away. I don't care who hears. Just, don't send her away". BLAIR! BLAIR! BLAIR! I LOVE YOU BLAIR. DEFENDING HER BABY! STANDING UP TO LILY, ASKING FOR HELP. BLAAAAAAAAIR!
"Uh, gross. Why? ... It got grosser." BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAIR!
BLAIR IS TOTALLY GONNA KICK GEORGINA'S ASS AND IT IS GOING TO BE LOVE, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I LOVE THIS SHOW.
That's right Lily, you go be a mother! FU Bart Bass. Lily's got mothering to do.
Chuck and Blair scheme (remain sexy while doing so). "Let's get the bitch". Chuck you are too fabulous. CHUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
Is Lily magic? How did she find out where the boy who died lived? Did I miss that when I was too busy flailing about over the awesomeness of Blair.
Lisa Loeb sounds and looks exactly like a woman I work with.
NO VANESSA, DON'T TAKE BLAIR'S THUNDER AWAY FROM HER! BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIR WILL LAY THE SMACKDOWN ... UH DOWN!
Georgie ... crying? OMG SHE HAS A HEART! ... ... ... or does she?
Lily takes her own medicine with such grace and dignity. I HEART U LILYZ. I HEART YOUZ.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, don't go see Dan. No more Derena. NO MOAR DERENA. DO NOT WANT.
HA! I KNEW U DIDN'T HAVE A HEART GEORGIE. NO, YOU ARE EVIL GEORGIE, I C U LYIN TO DAN. I C U LYIN!
KISS KISS KISS KISS KISS ... let this be the end of Derena. LET BLAIR AND SERENA AND NATE AND EVERYONE SEE DAN KISS THE DEVIIIIIIIIIL! THE SHINY PRETTY DAWN SHAPED DEVIIIIIIIIL!
One Tree Hill has sexy commercials.
"Um, I'm a big Lincoln Hawk fan" OHHHHHHHHH BLAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIR. SERENA, BLAIR DOESN'T WANT TO HELP UR ASS FIND DAN. SHE WANTZ TO TAKE YOU BACKSTAGE AND PLAY 'THE 'RUFUS AND LILY ROCKSTAR GROUPIE' GAME WITH YOU!
She says, "Get out of my way", but she means TAKE ME NOW, and Rufus knowz it. Cause he's so much cooler than his son.
WHY DO i FIND HER SO SEXY WHEN SHE'S BEING EVIL AND ACTING LIKE A TOTAL PSYCHO! WHY DOES DAN GET ALL THE GIRLZ? YOU ARE NOT SEXAY ENOUGH DAN. NOOOOOOOOOOOT SEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXAY ENUFFFFFFFFFFFFF!
PREVIEWS: OMG I NEED TO SEE SERENA STRANGLE GEORGINA! I NEED TO SEE IT! I WANTZ TO SEE IT!
(P.S. I apologize for the gratuitous use of caplocks (and deteriorating spelling and grammar) as the commentary goes on. The show is just to awesome for me to contain myself.)
Seriously, what am I going to talk to my classes about on Tuesday when the new episodes end????? How will I bond with the youth????
Georgie and her thousands of messages are love. I probably shouldn't have, but I giggled like crazy as her tone got darker and darker. Also, Sunglasses!Georgie is hot.
Rufus calling Dan on his shit? Awesome.
Georgie's "oh, it's you" look when she spotted Dan outside of the Palace, and her duck and cover response cracked me up. That's totally how I'd react if I saw Dan as well.
That picture was Rufus was really hot. Good photog skillz Lily. Not such a good job on hiding you big heterosexual love for The Rufus however.
Blair, once again is the Best. Boyfriend. Ever. Seriously, combing the city all night for Serena *there is not enough aww in the world* Blair defending Serena after seeing her puke all over her bathroom = Best Boyfriend in History.
Serena looked fabulous as she descended the stairs in that royal blue robe. It has to be said. Also, I feel like I should feel bad for Dan ... but I don't.
Dorota is good people.
OH FUCK! LILY IS GOING TO WATCH THE FUCKING VIDEO. FUCK FUCK FUCK!
(No parent needs to see something like that - and that's not even talking about the murder. Seriously, it's one thing cleaning Serena up after, it's another thing entirely to see how she got dirty)
Blair's eyebrows after "I'm Chuck Bass" were almost as win as the line itself.
The UES foursome are love.
"We can skip that part" ... aw, I love you Blair.
Serena, in nothing but a shirt in the shirt = sexay as hell.
OH FUCK, LILY IS WATCHING THE TAPE!!! FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!
omg somebody came to my fucking door RIGHT as the tape started playing??? How does that happen? Go away!!!
Wow, some people totally called the accidental o.d with Georgina pulling Serena out of the room to save themselves.
HOW DID THEY NOT HAVE VAN DER SPARKS KISS! HOW!?!?!?!?!?!?!
WHY IS SERENA'S ANGST ALL ABOUT DAN? You know what else sucks Serena? Going to real ass raping jail! Not all crazy criminals are as hot as Georgie.
Reformatory school? What is this the 1940s? What's next, to the nunnery during the pregnancy scare episode.
"What's wrong, what happened?" Damn, Blair got over there quickly. Such a good boyfriend.
"Um, I've seen her before in my life" LOL Great cover, Gerogie.
"Don't send her away. I don't care who hears. Just, don't send her away". BLAIR! BLAIR! BLAIR! I LOVE YOU BLAIR. DEFENDING HER BABY! STANDING UP TO LILY, ASKING FOR HELP. BLAAAAAAAAIR!
"Uh, gross. Why? ... It got grosser." BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAIR!
BLAIR IS TOTALLY GONNA KICK GEORGINA'S ASS AND IT IS GOING TO BE LOVE, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I LOVE THIS SHOW.
That's right Lily, you go be a mother! FU Bart Bass. Lily's got mothering to do.
Chuck and Blair scheme (remain sexy while doing so). "Let's get the bitch". Chuck you are too fabulous. CHUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
Is Lily magic? How did she find out where the boy who died lived? Did I miss that when I was too busy flailing about over the awesomeness of Blair.
Lisa Loeb sounds and looks exactly like a woman I work with.
NO VANESSA, DON'T TAKE BLAIR'S THUNDER AWAY FROM HER! BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIR WILL LAY THE SMACKDOWN ... UH DOWN!
Georgie ... crying? OMG SHE HAS A HEART! ... ... ... or does she?
Lily takes her own medicine with such grace and dignity. I HEART U LILYZ. I HEART YOUZ.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, don't go see Dan. No more Derena. NO MOAR DERENA. DO NOT WANT.
HA! I KNEW U DIDN'T HAVE A HEART GEORGIE. NO, YOU ARE EVIL GEORGIE, I C U LYIN TO DAN. I C U LYIN!
KISS KISS KISS KISS KISS ... let this be the end of Derena. LET BLAIR AND SERENA AND NATE AND EVERYONE SEE DAN KISS THE DEVIIIIIIIIIL! THE SHINY PRETTY DAWN SHAPED DEVIIIIIIIIL!
One Tree Hill has sexy commercials.
"Um, I'm a big Lincoln Hawk fan" OHHHHHHHHH BLAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIR. SERENA, BLAIR DOESN'T WANT TO HELP UR ASS FIND DAN. SHE WANTZ TO TAKE YOU BACKSTAGE AND PLAY 'THE 'RUFUS AND LILY ROCKSTAR GROUPIE' GAME WITH YOU!
She says, "Get out of my way", but she means TAKE ME NOW, and Rufus knowz it. Cause he's so much cooler than his son.
WHY DO i FIND HER SO SEXY WHEN SHE'S BEING EVIL AND ACTING LIKE A TOTAL PSYCHO! WHY DOES DAN GET ALL THE GIRLZ? YOU ARE NOT SEXAY ENOUGH DAN. NOOOOOOOOOOOT SEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXAY ENUFFFFFFFFFFFFF!
PREVIEWS: OMG I NEED TO SEE SERENA STRANGLE GEORGINA! I NEED TO SEE IT! I WANTZ TO SEE IT!
(P.S. I apologize for the gratuitous use of caplocks (and deteriorating spelling and grammar) as the commentary goes on. The show is just to awesome for me to contain myself.)
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Date: 2008-05-13 01:08 am (UTC)i did see the damn preview and i want the strangling too!
ps - the rufus and lily rockstar groupie game is WIN. I'd like to play it with blair and/or serena.
pps - oth has sexy commercials AND amazing gay.
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Date: 2008-05-13 01:21 am (UTC)It's so crazy good. the only thing I can complain about is that there was no crazy!hot!druggie!sexin' I mean, COME ON!!!!!!!!!!! F U SCHWARTZ! F U (oh noes, I'm going back into my crazy Gossip Girl speak) STILL THOUGH F THAT MOFO
ps - the rufus and lily rockstar groupie game is WIN. I'd like to play it with blair and/or serena.
... or Georgina, or Vanessa ... or Chuck. Damn, this show has a sexy cast (yeah, I left Chace outta there. Boy is TOO pretty. I just wanna like pet him and the head and play dress up with him) F U DAN!
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Date: 2008-05-13 01:41 am (UTC)and yeah, i'd totally play rockstar groupie game with those other 3 too. and watch the nate/chuck rockstar groupie game. (ps this totally makes me want to write crack!fic about it!)
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Date: 2008-05-13 09:10 pm (UTC)I know! EVERY SEES THE VAN DER SPARKS! Not showing it just makes you look like a punk Josh! After the CWs OMG and OMFG advertising blitz, not going there with van der Sparks makes them seem like posers. HBO and Showtime would have gone there, bitches!
(ps this totally makes me want to write crack!fic about it!)
I'd totally read that! Totally.
First Time
Date: 2008-05-13 01:14 am (UTC)WTF is wrong with me? Why did I wait so long???????
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Date: 2008-05-13 01:17 am (UTC)Don't worry though, it just means that you can stretch out watching the beginning of the season over the summer and avoid the Gossip Girl withdrawal that I and so many others are going to be suffering through after next week.
Welcome, to the good ship Gossip Girl. It's lovely to have you aboard :D
:D
Date: 2008-05-13 01:20 am (UTC)I
HEART
YOUZ
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Re: :D
Date: 2008-05-13 01:24 am (UTC)Sorry, this show makes me temporarily insane.
I swear to God, that made perfect sense to me when I typed it.
Oh, whatever ... I DO HEART HERZ, I HEART HERZ LEK WHOA!
I'd say I want Lily to be my mom, but then I'd want to do my mom. So ... in conclusion LILYZ IZ KEWL (but I in no way want her to be my mom)
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Date: 2008-05-13 01:35 am (UTC)So. . .I guess I need to watch this show. It just seems so. . .not my style. But your comments make everything amazing as all hell and like "why don't i know everything she's talking about already?! Oh No, I LOSE!"
You make things look good.
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Date: 2008-05-13 01:43 am (UTC)Ha, ha! The joke's on you! Insane is my natural state of being. Or is it? *laughs manically* You don't know do you? Because I'm so insane! And so, my insanity has proven insanely amusing once more.
*twirls sword and jumps over the ledge of a building dramatically*
Seriously though, it's SOOOOOO GOOOOOOOOD! I mean, I'm honestly surprised by how much I love it. I just tuned in because I'm like "Blake Lively is that hot chick from The Sisterhood of Traveling Pants. Having dirty thoughts about her was the only way I got through that movie. I will watch this to see if she's still so hot".
Then I watched it, and I loved it, then I became Georgina Sparks-esque unbalanced and in love with it. And feel in love with Leighton fucking Meester even more than Blake.
Seriously, watch it. You will not regret it.
Re: :D
Date: 2008-05-13 01:49 am (UTC)You know. . .I pictured the hero stance and assumed the sword before you wrote it.
Usually it's your whacky antics
and blackcestthat makes me love you moar. I feel like you haven't been around lately, or maybe it's just me, so I am compelled to tell you that I have missed you like woahz.Ok! You have officially talked me into it. I will . . . give it a chance. *shakes head* What is wrong with me.
Re: :D
Date: 2008-05-13 09:15 pm (UTC)*sad face* My insanity is ... teh cliche.
I feel like you haven't been around lately, or maybe it's just me, so I am compelled to tell you that I have missed you like woahz.
I feel like that too. I was feeling very blah for a couple of weeks, and didn't post like anything, but the blahs have gone now and it is happy times again :D Thankz for the whoaz, though. It makez me smilez, lol
Ok! You have officially talked me into it. I will . . . give it a chance. *shakes head* What is wrong with me.
I promise you, you will not regret it! The show is television crack. You will become obsessed and unhinged just like me, and you'll love every minutes of it!
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Date: 2008-05-13 01:28 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-05-13 01:34 am (UTC)WHAT IS THAT SHIT JOSH SCHWARTZ? WHAT IS THAT SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT?
Georgina did seem to know a lot about what gets Serena in the mood however ... BUT STILL!
[proper british lady]Honestly! How could they?[/pbl]
*STEW WITH RAGE*
i DON'T CARE WHAT THEY SHOW, I STILL BELIEVE IN THE VAN DER SPARKS!
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Date: 2008-05-13 01:43 am (UTC)Plus, what did Georgina want a tape of Serena for anyway? Because she is batshit crazy in love with Serena that's why! Serena gave her a taste and now Georgie can't et enough.
That's what's in my head and I'm sticking to it.
At least this ep tonight won't destroy the fan fic I just finished. Heh. And I hope it gets your creative..ahem...juices flowing. You can fix this...rewrite what was ne the tape...yes...you must...
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Date: 2008-05-13 09:21 pm (UTC)Seriously, I'd say that was the gayest ever, but in an episode that has Blair taking off Serena's top on screen I just can't do it. But still, OMGSOGAY. Like how else is a person supposed to take that line. WE ALL KNOW THEY USED TO DO IT LIKE ROCKSTARZ! So stop being punkass bitches and just SHOW IT!
Plus, what did Georgina want a tape of Serena for anyway? Because she is batshit crazy in love with Serena that's why! Serena gave her a taste and now Georgie can't et enough.
I know, right! So true. She wasn't gonna give the tape to Serena, and there's no way she was gonna give it to random guy. She was going to keep it and totally masturbate to it all the time. Because she's
awesomedirty like that. She was probably also gonna study it to see if she could learn any new secrets to make Serena scream in pleasure.I need to have that nasty, whoreish image of them together in my mind.
I understand this so much. So much.
At least this ep tonight won't destroy the fan fic I just finished.
*fist pump* YES!
And I hope it gets your creative..ahem...juices flowing.
Oh, when it comes to van der Sparks the juices are doing just fine, lol. Now all I need is time! Damn you work and being a responsible adult shaped person! You take away my opportunities to write dirty, whorish, van der Sparks sexin'!
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Date: 2008-05-13 01:43 am (UTC)*deep breath*
Although, I have to say, I'm majorly disappointed that the sex tape didn't involve actual Georgie/Serena sexin'
Ahhh, I can't wait for next week! (except that it means that there will be no more GG until the fall, which is tragic)
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Date: 2008-05-13 04:11 am (UTC)Also, I did not know that there was just one episode left. GAh, I don't know how the heck I'm gonna survive that!
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Date: 2008-05-13 05:34 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-05-13 09:24 pm (UTC)Oh, I know. They ALL have so much more chemistry with other. I mean, Vanessa confronting Gerogina was the sex, and there's good potential for dirty hate!sex with them to (plus, their shipper name would be Vagina which is love)
Also, I did not know that there was just one episode left. GAh, I don't know how the heck I'm gonna survive that!
I can't even think about it without getting teared up. The summer is going to be too long!
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Date: 2008-05-14 12:24 am (UTC)I really need to learn not to drink fluids while reading anything you post. I nearly died reading "Vagina" as a ship name.
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Date: 2008-05-13 05:39 am (UTC)Rufus calling Dan on his shit? Awesome.
Ha! Dan called Rufus 'old' and Rufus called Dan a judgmental prick.. but nicely.
No more Derena. NO MOAR DERENA. DO NOT WANT.
I don't hate Derena but I can't get behind it either. Dan has 'rebound guy' written all over him and Serena should stop flogging herself for not being the perfect girlfriend Dan expects her to be. So I say, let them be over. Serena's learned that she can be 'good' so let her be 'good' with Blair. And by 'good' I totally mean 'hot lesbian sexin'!
PREVIEWS: OMG I NEED TO SEE SERENA STRANGLE GEORGINA! I NEED TO SEE IT! I WANTZ TO SEE IT!
Noooo, there has to be a Blair/Georgina showdown first. Then, Serena can strangle what ever's left. Honestly, I don't see how Georgina can remain on the eastern hemisphere with Chuck, Blair and Serena after her. I don't include Nate because he's like Dan ver. 1.0, ie, totally worthless.
AND DAMMIT I STILL DON'T HAVE A SERENA/BLAIR ICON!!
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Date: 2008-05-13 06:16 am (UTC)Blair talking to Lilly tonight made me so very happy...and her helping Serena in such a very non-friend way...and they touch so much...
Georgina and her, "she is always gets frisky after she pukes." She is so beyond twisted...I love her.
So very much gay...
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Date: 2008-05-13 06:58 pm (UTC)With the way they've set up Blair's character, anything less than a Blair/Georgie showdown and I'll consider it a copout!
...and her helping Serena in such a very non-friend way...and they touch so much...
Hee, I know. And I'm always 'will you two just make out again!' and then I realize that they actually haven't made out and I'm kinda stunned because it seems so totally obvious. And the touching? *Le sigh* I love that it's not one-sided, or unreciprocated, Serena touches Blair, Blair touches Serena, Serena sticks her tongue down Blair's throat, Blair slides her hand down.. oh wait!
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Date: 2008-05-13 09:33 pm (UTC)DUDE I FEELZ UR PAIN! I felt kind of high when I was writing my reactions and then it was like all of a sudden the caplocks came out and I couldn't stop because it was all so amazing!
and Rufus called Dan a judgmental prick.. but nicely.
That's cause Rufus is a class act. A sexy class act.
Dan has 'rebound guy' written all over him
YES! They will not last. And I'm tired of Serena acting like it's true love, when fucking Dorota has shown more genuine concern about her that Dasshat. It's like if you're own MOTHER can get over the drugged up sex tape, then what kind of CRAPPY ASS BOYFRIEND ARE YOU TRYING TO HOLD ON TO who is going to judge you and make you feel like shit? Seriously, let him go.
there has to be a Blair/Georgina showdown first.
Totally. I will be so beyond rage that there's no word to express how angry I am if there is no smackdown between Blair and Georgina. Just, everything about Blair and Blair's relationship with Serena DEMANDS it. They MUST GO THERE!
Honestly, I don't see how Georgina can remain on the eastern hemisphere with Chuck, Blair and Serena after her. I don't include Nate because he's like Dan ver. 1.0, ie, totally worthless.
Oh, I know. I really can't see how they're going to work Georgina in full time next year. It's like everyone clearly hates her, she's shown no redeeming characteristics, and even Dan isn't stupid enough to be fooled by her for much longer (I mean, witness protection? Puhleeze!)
The UES Foursome are like superheroes, I love it when they collaborate together.
AND DAMMIT I STILL DON'T HAVE A SERENA/BLAIR ICON!!
Dude it needs to be done. A Waldsen icon is a must have!
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Date: 2008-05-13 07:48 am (UTC)Anyway, loved the episode commentary and as always, great job with the fics.
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Date: 2008-05-13 10:06 pm (UTC)I was indifferent to Dawn, and might have even enjoyed her from time to time. But sometime after Buffy ended, Michelle started to bug and I don't know why. So I'm surprised that I'm enjoying her so much as well. I'm even kind of girl crushing on her which kind of disturbs me, but not enough to stop girl crushing.
And can Dan please go stay with his mom too? Everyone else on the show is so much more interesting than he is.
Oh, I know. The only Humphrey I can stand is Rufus. Dan and Jenny are just dead fucking weight. I mean, when Dan isn't acting like a prick he can be pretty funny, but Jenny just sucks all the time (Taylor isn't a bad actress or anything, the character is just so unlikable)
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Date: 2008-05-13 05:30 pm (UTC)I giggled after the first couple of messages. At that point, she was going totally stalker and became even more hilarious. It was the perfect scene to really remind the viewer how crazy obsessed Georgie is with Serena.
Blair, once again is the Best. Boyfriend. Ever. Seriously, combing the city all night for Serena *there is not enough aww in the world* Blair defending Serena after seeing her puke all over her bathroom = Best Boyfriend in History.
You've got me calling Blair the Best Boyfriend Ever now. Seriously. Those words left my lips as I watched. I was a bit perplexed by the mad hunt to find Serena in the beginning because at the end of the last episode, it was pretty clear that Blair was going to protectively take care of her for as long as she needed. Next time Serena disappears, Blair needs to Nelly Yuki to make some cell phone GPS tracking system so she's more easily locatable. The idea of Blair sitting in the back of her limo with her laptop, combing the city for her wayward girlfriend amuses me.
HOW DID THEY NOT HAVE VAN DER SPARKS KISS! HOW!?!?!?!?!?!?!
I am very disappointed as well. The fact that Georgina knows something about what turns Serena on implies that it's first hand knowledge. We need confirmation of this, damnit!
WHY IS SERENA'S ANGST ALL ABOUT DAN? You know what else sucks Serena? Going to real ass raping jail! Not all crazy criminals are as hot as Georgie.
I was thinking the same thing! After that whole scene where she drove Dan off, I was very annoyed. Blair is right there, knowing all Serena's dirty secrets and supporting her 100%. Dan is such a prick that I actually thought he was going to break up with her in the previous episode. Serena really needs to get over this whole "I'm a bad girl and need to suffer for it" mentality, and just climb into Blair's waiting arms.
Reformatory school? What is this the 1940s? What's next, to the nunnery during the pregnancy scare episode.
That line seriously made me do a double take. I mean, really. Reformatory school? I couldn't help but laugh. I wonder if Lily was just repeating a threat her mother once made to her.
BLAIR IS TOTALLY GONNA KICK GEORGINA'S ASS AND IT IS GOING TO BE LOVE, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I LOVE THIS SHOW.
If we don't get a total smackdown by Blair I will be SO disappointed. I need to at least see a slap. Blair is like a loyal little pit bull when it comes to Serena, and will tear into anything that hurts her. I half wish she'd smack Dan while she's at it, but that's probably too much to ask.
Is Lily magic? How did she find out where the boy who died lived? Did I miss that when I was too busy flailing about over the awesomeness of Blair.
Apparently, she asked Chuck to get the address at some point off camera. I'm always amused when she calls him Charles. Oh, Lily. You're one of the best characters on the show. :D
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, don't go see Dan. No more Derena. NO MOAR DERENA. DO NOT WANT.
I nearly choked on my tea while reading this. Somehow, I just don't expect to see 4chan speak in certain places. I'm with you, though. DO NOT WANT.
I always find your commentary hilarious, and agree with it 100%. I am so hoping that GG gets a dvd box release. It's been one of the most entertaining shows I've seen all year. It's right up there with BSG and SCC.
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Date: 2008-05-13 10:16 pm (UTC)Oh I know. How anyone could NOT think that van der Sparks used to do it after that display, I don't know. Georgina is so the ex-boyfriend that will not accept that you broke the fuck up and were NOT on a break.
You've got me calling Blair the Best Boyfriend Ever now. Seriously. Those words left my lips as I watched.
Hee! YES! It's fun though isn't it?
Next time Serena disappears, Blair needs to Nelly Yuki to make some cell phone GPS tracking system so she's more easily locatable. The idea of Blair sitting in the back of her limo with her laptop, combing the city for her wayward girlfriend amuses me.
And me! I love it! OMG, Blair fucking Waldorf. I would die with love and affection is Blair ever did that. Aw.
I am very disappointed as well. The fact that Georgina knows something about what turns Serena on implies that it's first hand knowledge. We need confirmation of this, damnit!
I know. I'm getting pissed at the show runners for dropping hints like that, and for making Georgie's sexual obsession practically text, but then stopping just short of SHOWING IT! EVERYONE ALREADY KNOWS! Just go there you punk asses!
Blair is right there, knowing all Serena's dirty secrets and supporting her 100%.
That's because Blair is the Best Boyfriend Ever, and Dan sucks buttered elephants nuts as a boyfriend. I liked friend who is boyshaped Dan, but boyfriend Dan is unlikeable much of the time.
Serena really needs to get over this whole "I'm a bad girl and need to suffer for it" mentality, and just climb into Blair's waiting arms.
Total word. Total.
I wonder if Lily was just repeating a threat her mother once made to her.
And this thought makes me love Lily even more. Oh, Lily. You rock (and you too Kelly Rutherford, because I'm pretty sure that Rutherford's awesome is like 70% responsible for Lily's awesomeness)
If we don't get a total smackdown by Blair I will be SO disappointed. I need to at least see a slap. Blair is like a loyal little pit bull when it comes to Serena, and will tear into anything that hurts her.
So true. I love that about Blair. It's so sexy. What I love is that Serena is the same way about Blair. They will lay the hurt on someone for each other. It's tres romantic.
I half wish she'd smack Dan while she's at it, but that's probably too much to ask.
When Derena ends for good, I SO hope this happens. And since they will probably break up because Dan acted like a douche, and I can totally see it happening. Or at the very least I look forward to Blair verbally skewering Dan.
I'm always amused when she calls him Charles. Oh, Lily. You're one of the best characters on the show. :D
Oh, I know. I love it. Lily is so awesome. Serena will be lucky to grow up to be as awesome as her mom one day.
It's right up there with BSG and SCC.
Totally. This and BSG (and SCC before the finale) are the only shows that I make it a point to watch on TV. They are the only shows that I make sure I am around, and pop a tape in (in case I need a drink or there's a washroom emergency ... because I cannot miss any of it. ANY!) to watch.
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Date: 2008-05-14 12:15 am (UTC)I just want second season Georgina and some damn kiss. Even Kati and Isabel kissed!