I am teh drunk

[fembuck]

The end of the school year is fun. 

You go into the school and you don't do anything.

And then you go on scavenger hunts and collect baby Buddha's, have a BBQ and get REALLY REALLY DRUNK!

REALLY.

I made a monocle out of champagne wire and a rubber band.

I also made a lot of funny dirty jokes.

And then Kitty kept flicking me in the arm.  And then she slapped my monocle rubber band strap against my ear and it hurt.  And I cried didn't cry at all and she felt bad.

And I think I got tricked a lot, but I never fell over, which is I think is a good thing.

And then my co-workers took the rum champagne away.

And, also I think I like that headbands are coming back. 

In conclusion ... teh world ... she spins ... ... ...

Comments

[crys-22.livejournal.com]

More comments like this, they bring the giggles.

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

lol, you have no idea how long it took me to make it that coherent. In my head I also typed a lot more than that, but I guess that typing was all imaginary!

I think there's gonna be more of this tomorrow night, because I'm going to a "Cool people I Work With" party where like everyone has declared they are using public transit and are going to get "totally messed up!"

[zennie.livejournal.com]

Heh, and I thought I was drunk last night, but I think you definitely beat me there....

I hope you sleep well and wake up without a hangover.

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

lol!

Omg, even I had no idea who drunk I was. After I typed this, it's like my body went "oh,so you think you're sobering up, huh? PSYCH!" And the drunk hit me all over again.

Luckily I slept in until like noon, so there was no hangover (which means I've learned no lesson, and will do the same thing tomorrow night!)

[amluv.livejournal.com]

*missed opportunity...D'OH!!*

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

Don't worry, I'm a cheap date. There will be plenty more opportunities [Gambit voice]I guarantee it[/GV]

Awesome

[lightbluenym.livejournal.com]

Sounds like a good time to me!

Amluv, I feel your pain...:D

Re: Awesome

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

I fear the photographs people are going to be showing me tomorrow.

Amluv, I feel your pain...:D

*sigh* The party would have been a lot more fun if you two were around to get into sexy shennanigans with!

Re: Awesome

[lightbluenym.livejournal.com]

Hell, let's just recreate the party! :D

And as long as those pix aren't of you dancing on tables with a lampshade on your head, you've got nothing to worry about...

[ashirashadow.livejournal.com]

Amluv, I feel your pain...:D

Seconded. Thirded? *strokes chin in true mystery fashion* Conundrum!

[amluv.livejournal.com]

must. not. have. dirty. thoughts. *has filthy thoughts*...i do so love whipped cream...

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

must. not. have. dirty. thoughts.

Whaa ... whyyyyyyyy????

*has filthy thoughts*...i do so love whipped cream...

*phew* Thank goodness. *sly grin* Now, what exactly were you planning to do with this whipped cream? Hmmm *eyebrow arch*

[amluv.livejournal.com]

i have a few thoughts, but i'm also open to suggestions...*sexy leer*

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

Thirded!

We totally need to have an "Everybody molests Janine" party.

*sigh*

That sounds like fun.

Stupid planet, being so stupid and big. Why has nobody invented a transporter yet?????

[amluv.livejournal.com]

you may want to make an addendum on the *everyone* thing, cuz carrot top is still lurking about...*shudders*...

but i'd definitely pay the outrageous airfare to come by and molest you ;)

[lightbluenym.livejournal.com]

Me tooo!!!!!!

[ashirashadow.livejournal.com]

Omg, we so need to have an "Everybody molests Janine" party!!!!! and then it'll be my turn.

*goes off and invents transporter*

[anitche.livejournal.com]

drunk posting is so much fun.
i usually punch myself, but it's nice when you have someone to do it for you :)

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

So true. Embarrassing the next day, but so much fun. Much like being drunk itself, lol.

i usually punch myself, but it's nice when you have someone to do it for you :)

It wasn't fun at the time. I never saw it coming, like FLICK. Everyone was quite impressed that I didn't spill my drink even though I recoiled in horror every time she did it.