I am teh drunk

[fembuck]

The end of the school year is fun. 

You go into the school and you don't do anything.

And then you go on scavenger hunts and collect baby Buddha's, have a BBQ and get REALLY REALLY DRUNK!

REALLY.

I made a monocle out of champagne wire and a rubber band.

I also made a lot of funny dirty jokes.

And then Kitty kept flicking me in the arm.  And then she slapped my monocle rubber band strap against my ear and it hurt.  And I cried didn't cry at all and she felt bad.

And I think I got tricked a lot, but I never fell over, which is I think is a good thing.

And then my co-workers took the rum champagne away.

And, also I think I like that headbands are coming back. 

In conclusion ... teh world ... she spins ... ... ...

Comments

[ashirashadow.livejournal.com]

Amluv, I feel your pain...:D

Seconded. Thirded? *strokes chin in true mystery fashion* Conundrum!

[amluv.livejournal.com]

must. not. have. dirty. thoughts. *has filthy thoughts*...i do so love whipped cream...

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

must. not. have. dirty. thoughts.

Whaa ... whyyyyyyyy????

*has filthy thoughts*...i do so love whipped cream...

*phew* Thank goodness. *sly grin* Now, what exactly were you planning to do with this whipped cream? Hmmm *eyebrow arch*

[amluv.livejournal.com]

i have a few thoughts, but i'm also open to suggestions...*sexy leer*

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

Thirded!

We totally need to have an "Everybody molests Janine" party.

*sigh*

That sounds like fun.

Stupid planet, being so stupid and big. Why has nobody invented a transporter yet?????

[amluv.livejournal.com]

you may want to make an addendum on the *everyone* thing, cuz carrot top is still lurking about...*shudders*...

but i'd definitely pay the outrageous airfare to come by and molest you ;)

[lightbluenym.livejournal.com]

Me tooo!!!!!!

[ashirashadow.livejournal.com]

Omg, we so need to have an "Everybody molests Janine" party!!!!! and then it'll be my turn.

*goes off and invents transporter*