I am teh drunk

[fembuck]

The end of the school year is fun. 

You go into the school and you don't do anything.

And then you go on scavenger hunts and collect baby Buddha's, have a BBQ and get REALLY REALLY DRUNK!

REALLY.

I made a monocle out of champagne wire and a rubber band.

I also made a lot of funny dirty jokes.

And then Kitty kept flicking me in the arm.  And then she slapped my monocle rubber band strap against my ear and it hurt.  And I cried didn't cry at all and she felt bad.

And I think I got tricked a lot, but I never fell over, which is I think is a good thing.

And then my co-workers took the rum champagne away.

And, also I think I like that headbands are coming back. 

In conclusion ... teh world ... she spins ... ... ...

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[fembuck.livejournal.com]

lol, you have no idea how long it took me to make it that coherent. In my head I also typed a lot more than that, but I guess that typing was all imaginary!

I think there's gonna be more of this tomorrow night, because I'm going to a "Cool people I Work With" party where like everyone has declared they are using public transit and are going to get "totally messed up!"