Oh, Twilight ... you never cease to bring the LULZ

[fembuck]

NOW THIS LOOKS LIKE  A MOVIE I WANT TO SEE!

GROPING BELLA, IT'S SRS BSNS PPL!

 

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[fembuck.livejournal.com]

Here's the uncropped picture:

[lost-dreamer23.livejournal.com]

Alice: "Psst. Edward. You think you could go grab me some water? She might be...um...thirsty or something..."
Edward: "Okay, Alice. Good idea." *walks off*
Alice: "Carlisle. Move your hands."
Carlisle: "Why?"
Alice: "Just do it."
Carlisle: "O...kay..." *moves hands*
Alice: *rapezorz*

<3

[lost-dreamer23.livejournal.com]

Waiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit a minute...is Edward's hand where I think it is...?

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

OH. MY. GOD.

Edward's like FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP

No wonder he managed to make it to 107 years old without having sex. He's a chronic masturbator. He was never able to tear himself away from his own hand long enough to do anyone else!

[lost-dreamer23.livejournal.com]

"Edward's like FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP"

YES. YES HE IS.
Ahahahahaha. This made my day! Edward's over there making sweet love to his hand and Alice is all like "I gotta get me some of this chick!"

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

That's cause Alice is a pimp and Edward is chronic masturbating a-hole.

[trancer21.livejournal.com]

A chronic masturbater who *never* lets himself come because that would be a waste of the 107-year-old spunk still stuck in his balls.

[lost-dreamer23.livejournal.com]

YES. YES YES YES.

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

AHA! This is why he looks so pained in the picture. All 'fap fap fap' and no 'uggggggh' makes Edward a dull boy.

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

*rapezorz*

This is what I want to do to Alice. Fap fap fap!

I'm still dying over what you pointed out about Edward. Priceless.

[lost-dreamer23.livejournal.com]

I posted, then I stared at the picture, then had a double-take/OMFGWTFBBQ moment.

[jyoki.livejournal.com]

edward's all *pout* XDD

no, Edward wouldn't masturbate. He would occupy his time with reading/strange hobbies.

It's all in Growing Up Cullen :D