Duuude. I just noticed that grope-age the other day and was wondering if her hand was actually that close to the cookie jar (*has random Cookie Monster/Alice image* my brain needs sleep :P) or if my mind just willed it so. And here I thought KStew as Bella was going to be gay enough, and now this?
Speaking of Twilight trailers, have you seen this? Its worth it if only for the last few seconds.
just noticed that grope-age the other day and was wondering if her hand was actually that close to the cookie jar
I know! Seriously, Ashley's hand is all up in KStew's bsns, and she's like squeezing her thigh like she never wants to let it go. It's like, "Damn gurls, this is a movie based on an SMeyer book, what you're doing there counts as sex! ... ... ... keep up the good work *two very enthusiastic thumbs up*"
And here I thought KStew as Bella was going to be gay enough, and now this?
lol! KStew as Bella is gonna be mega ghey. Hell, KStew at all times is mega ghey. I srsly hope that the keep the canonical Alice handsiness in the movie though, because that just might make the movie ghey enough for me to genuinely enjoy it (instead of making it through on the lulz)
Speaking of Twilight trailers, have you seen this? Its worth it if only for the last few seconds.
I had started to watch that before, but never finished it. I did this time, and it's gold. I really liked it. For some reason "Edward" cracking open that bottle of relish with a hammer and then licking some of it up really cracked me up. James trapping that kid with a box and a snickers bar. General Pain. Running into the glass door at the end ... pure good :D
lulz. It's so true. Actually I just saw a picture of a young Jacksper today, and he was far more girly as a young man than Kirsten has ever managed to be. When I saw KStew in Panic Room I felt like Margaret Cho's mom, I was like "awww, so cute! What a dyke!" lol. I always think that KStew in Panic Room is what Keira Knightley's character, Jules, in Bend It Like Beckham looked like when she was like eleven.
Seriously though, the femmy-butch is why I love KStew (and why I giggle every time someone mention her and Oregano being a 'couple')
the hotel scene, they better keep that in.
Considering that movie is supposed to be like 2 hours, if they cut this scene out I will go postal! Alice being dashing and gentlemanly is srs bsns and if Catherine Hardwick doesn't want me tracking her down, she best not fuck with that shit.
That part and the jar!smash get me every time.
So good. I also loved him like failing to save Bella because "a really hot chick" walked by. It's horrible, but it made me giggle so much. I also loved it when James was all "You brought a snack" and then "Edward" like hugged his Snickers bar protectively, LOL. Good times.
By interesting you mean, boring and monotone, right? KStew's voice-overs are like one of the worse things I've heard heard. It's like she took one to many valiums and is holding onto conscious by the barest of threads.
Those were *fan* made trailers!?! Jesus Christ, Summit should hire them immediately because they actually made Twilight look like an actual GOOD movie!! Heh, the second one not only makes Edward look like the total creep he is but the added bonus of possible serial killer, instead of the de-fanged, de-sexualized, beige wearing, emo-boy scrap-booker we all know he is!!
GROPING BELLA, IT'S SRS BSNS PPL!
Alice - when Edward's away, it's when *she* comes out to play!!
Those were *fan* made trailers!?! Jesus Christ, Summit should hire them immediately because they actually made Twilight look like an actual GOOD movie!!
Oh, I know. I've watched three fanmade trailers and everyone has been better than the real trailer.
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The song in this one creeps me out (it's a really dark and slow version of "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star"), but again it actually make interesting and creepy and suspenseful rather than boring, and tedious and saccharine.
Alice - when Edward's away, it's when *she* comes out to play!!
Edward is in that picture but I cropped him out. The funny thing is that he was the ONLY one not touching Bella. It's like Carlisle and Alice are seconds away from a threesome with her, and Edward was sitting on his knees staring at them worrying about his virtue or some shit, lol
Man, that one's really good.. then they added the 'vampire baseball' scene and all suspension of disbelief was broken. Because 'vampire baseball' will never NOT be funny!
It's funny, with all the cross promotion they've been doing to get people who aren't 12 year old girls or creepily obsessed soccer moms to watch this movie, it's almost like they're afraid to go in the actual direction that *will* - a vampire horror story with a kinda creepy leading male. What's wrong with a little misdirection? I mean, if the trailer for The Happening can actually make *that* POS look like a good movie, why not make the Twilight trailers into the movie everyone *wishes* the book had been? Are they afraid of offending Stephenie Meyer?
Because 'vampire baseball' will never NOT be funny!
Oh, I know. The fact that they take it so srsly with their little uniforms and everything just makes it that much more ridiculous. Other vampires must be so ashamed of them. It's like, "Dudes, be vegetarians if you want. But do you HAVE to make the whole species seem like pussy douchebags?"
What's wrong with a little misdirection? I mean, if the trailer for The Happening can actually make *that* POS look like a good movie, why not make the Twilight trailers into the movie everyone *wishes* the book had been? Are they afraid of offending Stephenie Meyer?
Fuck Stephenie Meyer. They already have the film rights, they don't have to care what she thinks anymore! Screw her and her idiotic vampires. They should totally have gone with misdirection. Fans of the books would have seen the movie anyone, and people who had no idea what the books were would have been intrigued and gone to see it. With the official trailer they missed the opportunity to dupe unsuspecting people into wasting their money on the movie. I mean, I suppose it's good that those innocent unsuspecting folk have been saved the torture that is Twilight, but I would have preferred to have some people in the theater that would have been sighing in disgust along with me, instead of like riveted 13 year old girls. *sigh*
IKR! It's like you just stare at it, and you're like, "What possible reason is there for their hands to be there?" It's like, "Psst. Carlisle. Fixing her leg, you're doing it wrong!" And like's like, "Psst. Alice. Groping Bella. You're doing it right!"
that is the best thing i've ever seen. Where did you find that picture?
I found it in a thread at http://community.livejournal.com/ontd_twatlight/ but people post so much there that's probably like 8 or 10 pages back by now.
Alice: "Psst. Edward. You think you could go grab me some water? She might be...um...thirsty or something..." Edward: "Okay, Alice. Good idea." *walks off* Alice: "Carlisle. Move your hands." Carlisle: "Why?" Alice: "Just do it." Carlisle: "O...kay..." *moves hands* Alice: *rapezorz*
No wonder he managed to make it to 107 years old without having sex. He's a chronic masturbator. He was never able to tear himself away from his own hand long enough to do anyone else!
YES. YES HE IS. Ahahahahaha. This made my day! Edward's over there making sweet love to his hand and Alice is all like "I gotta get me some of this chick!"
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Date: 2008-10-25 03:01 am (UTC)Duuude. I just noticed that grope-age the other day and was wondering if her hand was actually that close to the cookie jar (*has random Cookie Monster/Alice image* my brain needs sleep :P) or if my mind just willed it so. And here I thought KStew as Bella was going to be gay enough, and now this?
Speaking of Twilight trailers, have you seen this? Its worth it if only for the last few seconds.
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Date: 2008-10-25 03:36 am (UTC)I know! Seriously, Ashley's hand is all up in KStew's bsns, and she's like squeezing her thigh like she never wants to let it go. It's like, "Damn gurls, this is a movie based on an SMeyer book, what you're doing there counts as sex! ... ... ... keep up the good work *two very enthusiastic thumbs up*"
And here I thought KStew as Bella was going to be gay enough, and now this?
lol! KStew as Bella is gonna be mega ghey. Hell, KStew at all times is mega ghey. I srsly hope that the keep the canonical Alice handsiness in the movie though, because that just might make the movie ghey enough for me to genuinely enjoy it (instead of making it through on the lulz)
Speaking of Twilight trailers, have you seen this? Its worth it if only for the last few seconds.
I had started to watch that before, but never finished it. I did this time, and it's gold. I really liked it. For some reason "Edward" cracking open that bottle of relish with a hammer and then licking some of it up really cracked me up. James trapping that kid with a box and a snickers bar. General Pain. Running into the glass door at the end ... pure good :D
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Date: 2008-10-25 03:50 am (UTC)Trufax. Hell, RPattz is more of a lady.
I srsly hope that the keep the canonical Alice handsiness in the movie though
Same and the hotel scene, they better keep that in.
Running into the glass door at the end ... pure good :D
lol. That part and the jar!smash get me every time.
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Date: 2008-10-25 04:36 am (UTC)lulz. It's so true. Actually I just saw a picture of a young Jacksper today, and he was far more girly as a young man than Kirsten has ever managed to be. When I saw KStew in Panic Room I felt like Margaret Cho's mom, I was like "awww, so cute! What a dyke!" lol. I always think that KStew in Panic Room is what Keira Knightley's character, Jules, in Bend It Like Beckham looked like when she was like eleven.
Seriously though, the femmy-butch is why I love KStew (and why I giggle every time someone mention her and Oregano being a 'couple')
the hotel scene, they better keep that in.
Considering that movie is supposed to be like 2 hours, if they cut this scene out I will go postal! Alice being dashing and gentlemanly is srs bsns and if Catherine Hardwick doesn't want me tracking her down, she best not fuck with that shit.
That part and the jar!smash get me every time.
So good. I also loved him like failing to save Bella because "a really hot chick" walked by. It's horrible, but it made me giggle so much. I also loved it when James was all "You brought a snack" and then "Edward" like hugged his Snickers bar protectively, LOL. Good times.
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Date: 2008-10-25 08:16 am (UTC)^
now that brings dirty images to my mind. :]
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Date: 2008-10-25 06:22 pm (UTC)In any case, the Cullen family that this picture depicts is 1000x cooler than in the books. Yay, tag team! lol
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Date: 2008-10-25 10:57 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-10-25 06:24 pm (UTC)By interesting you mean, boring and monotone, right? KStew's voice-overs are like one of the worse things I've heard heard. It's like she took one to many valiums and is holding onto conscious by the barest of threads.
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Date: 2008-10-25 02:29 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-10-25 06:24 pm (UTC)You can has, bb. You can has.
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Date: 2008-10-25 07:51 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-10-25 04:20 pm (UTC)GROPING BELLA, IT'S SRS BSNS PPL!
Alice - when Edward's away, it's when *she* comes out to play!!
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Date: 2008-10-25 06:30 pm (UTC)Oh, I know. I've watched three fanmade trailers and everyone has been better than the real trailer.
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The song in this one creeps me out (it's a really dark and slow version of "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star"), but again it actually make interesting and creepy and suspenseful rather than boring, and tedious and saccharine.
Alice - when Edward's away, it's when *she* comes out to play!!
Edward is in that picture but I cropped him out. The funny thing is that he was the ONLY one not touching Bella. It's like Carlisle and Alice are seconds away from a threesome with her, and Edward was sitting on his knees staring at them worrying about his virtue or some shit, lol
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Date: 2008-10-25 06:52 pm (UTC)It's funny, with all the cross promotion they've been doing to get people who aren't 12 year old girls or creepily obsessed soccer moms to watch this movie, it's almost like they're afraid to go in the actual direction that *will* - a vampire horror story with a kinda creepy leading male. What's wrong with a little misdirection? I mean, if the trailer for The Happening can actually make *that* POS look like a good movie, why not make the Twilight trailers into the movie everyone *wishes* the book had been? Are they afraid of offending Stephenie Meyer?
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Date: 2008-10-26 05:25 am (UTC)Oh, I know. The fact that they take it so srsly with their little uniforms and everything just makes it that much more ridiculous. Other vampires must be so ashamed of them. It's like, "Dudes, be vegetarians if you want. But do you HAVE to make the whole species seem like pussy douchebags?"
What's wrong with a little misdirection? I mean, if the trailer for The Happening can actually make *that* POS look like a good movie, why not make the Twilight trailers into the movie everyone *wishes* the book had been? Are they afraid of offending Stephenie Meyer?
Fuck Stephenie Meyer. They already have the film rights, they don't have to care what she thinks anymore! Screw her and her idiotic vampires. They should totally have gone with misdirection. Fans of the books would have seen the movie anyone, and people who had no idea what the books were would have been intrigued and gone to see it. With the official trailer they missed the opportunity to dupe unsuspecting people into wasting their money on the movie. I mean, I suppose it's good that those innocent unsuspecting folk have been saved the torture that is Twilight, but I would have preferred to have some people in the theater that would have been sighing in disgust along with me, instead of like riveted 13 year old girls. *sigh*
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Date: 2008-10-25 06:33 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2008-10-25 06:49 pm (UTC)This one in particular makes me lol. It's how happy RPattz looks in the picture. RPattz grinning is instant hilarity.
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Date: 2008-10-25 05:04 pm (UTC)that is the best thing i've ever seen. Where did you find that picture?
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Date: 2008-10-25 06:32 pm (UTC)IKR! It's like you just stare at it, and you're like, "What possible reason is there for their hands to be there?" It's like, "Psst. Carlisle. Fixing her leg, you're doing it wrong!" And like's like, "Psst. Alice. Groping Bella. You're doing it right!"
that is the best thing i've ever seen. Where did you find that picture?
I found it in a thread at http://community.livejournal.com/ontd_twatlight/ but people post so much there that's probably like 8 or 10 pages back by now.
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Date: 2008-10-25 06:35 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-10-25 07:55 pm (UTC)Edward: "Okay, Alice. Good idea." *walks off*
Alice: "Carlisle. Move your hands."
Carlisle: "Why?"
Alice: "Just do it."
Carlisle: "O...kay..." *moves hands*
Alice: *rapezorz*
<3
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Date: 2008-10-25 07:56 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-10-25 08:50 pm (UTC)Edward's like FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP
No wonder he managed to make it to 107 years old without having sex. He's a chronic masturbator. He was never able to tear himself away from his own hand long enough to do anyone else!
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Date: 2008-10-25 10:05 pm (UTC)YES. YES HE IS.
Ahahahahaha. This made my day! Edward's over there making sweet love to his hand and Alice is all like "I gotta get me some of this chick!"
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Date: 2008-10-26 12:10 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2008-10-26 02:57 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-10-26 05:20 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-10-26 12:09 am (UTC)This is what I want to do to Alice. Fap fap fap!
I'm still dying over what you pointed out about Edward. Priceless.
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Date: 2008-10-26 02:58 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-10-26 11:44 pm (UTC)no, Edward wouldn't masturbate. He would occupy his time with reading/strange hobbies.
It's all in Growing Up Cullen :D
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Date: 2008-10-26 12:35 am (UTC)LOL! Not sad, awesome. IM IN UR HEAD, SMUTTIN' IT UP!
I'm that emotionally involved with your Alice/Bella story. :|
Aw, bb. You have made my evening :D
Oh, did you see the picture where Bella looks mad jealous over Jasper's arm around Alice?
No! Do you have it? Show me, show me, show me ... please! I need jealous!Bella. Their love is epic!