...Best Damn Tapper! *Most Smartest*

This picture turns me on ...



Also, I know ic1pher has been missing the Megan Fox posts *exaggerated wink*.  She is the most interesting woman in the world, after all.  Her media coverage is expanding faster than the universe.  She once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels.  Her favorite movie is Varsity Blues.  She lives vicariously, through herself.  She does car commercials... in Japan.  She could punch you in the face and it would be awesome.  Her blood smells like bacon. And, one time she met John Stamos on a plane and he told her she was pretty.  So ...

( drunken Megan Fox talks about wanting to hit Olivia Wilde like the fist of an angry god, not banging RPattz, inventing lesbianism, Korean Mountain wine, and wanting to be pwned by Joan Jett ... )

I'm sorry, this post only exists because I'm really, really hyper for no reason at all and I couldn't help myself.

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you ... SNAKES ON CLAIRE DANES ... motherfucker!

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Awesome, now I need to see Stardust even more tonight so that Brandon and I can make My So Called Life and T3 jokes throughout the whole thing (well, in between ogling Michelle Pfieffer which I do suspect will take up quite a bit of time, cause ROWR)


P.S. Is it a sign that I've been writing too much blackcest when the phrase from my icon starts to sound dirty to me?

"What are you going to do, Bella?" Andromeda asked shivering. Bellatrix smiled. "I'm going to crucio your ass."

OR

"What are we going to do tonight?" Narcissa asked with a twinkle in her eyes. "The same thing we do every night, Cissy," Bellatrix purred. "I'm going to crucio your ass."