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fembuck ([personal profile] fembuck) wrote2008-10-24 08:44 pm
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Oh, Twilight ... you never cease to bring the LULZ




NOW THIS LOOKS LIKE  A MOVIE I WANT TO SEE!

GROPING BELLA, IT'S SRS BSNS PPL!




 

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[identity profile] lost-dreamer23.livejournal.com 2008-10-25 07:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Waiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit a minute...is Edward's hand where I think it is...?

[identity profile] fembuck.livejournal.com 2008-10-25 08:50 pm (UTC)(link)
OH. MY. GOD.

Edward's like FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP

No wonder he managed to make it to 107 years old without having sex. He's a chronic masturbator. He was never able to tear himself away from his own hand long enough to do anyone else!

[identity profile] lost-dreamer23.livejournal.com 2008-10-25 10:05 pm (UTC)(link)
"Edward's like FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP"

YES. YES HE IS.
Ahahahahaha. This made my day! Edward's over there making sweet love to his hand and Alice is all like "I gotta get me some of this chick!"

[identity profile] fembuck.livejournal.com 2008-10-26 12:10 am (UTC)(link)
That's cause Alice is a pimp and Edward is chronic masturbating a-hole.

[identity profile] trancer21.livejournal.com 2008-10-26 02:02 am (UTC)(link)
A chronic masturbater who *never* lets himself come because that would be a waste of the 107-year-old spunk still stuck in his balls.

[identity profile] lost-dreamer23.livejournal.com 2008-10-26 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
YES. YES YES YES.

[identity profile] fembuck.livejournal.com 2008-10-26 05:20 am (UTC)(link)
AHA! This is why he looks so pained in the picture. All 'fap fap fap' and no 'uggggggh' makes Edward a dull boy.
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