Goddamn you WB! Why?? Fucking why man???

[fembuck]

So a new promotional image of Narcissa from Half-Blood Prince has been released.











Now, I don't want to be a hater, but .... FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAIR FAIL!
EYEBROW FAIL!
LIPSTICK FAIL!
HAIR FAIL! (it had to be said twice)
SHOE FAIL!
AGE FAIL x 1000 (she is supposed to be the YOUNGEST sister you fuckers!  This chick looks like she used to steal McGonagall's fucking homework back in the Jazz Age, or some shit.  I call fuckery on you WB, I call FUCKERY!!!!.

I'll admit it, the pose is aiight still.

But seriously people ... LOOK!



I mean REALLY?  NARCISSA MALFOY SHOULD NOT BE LOOKIN' LIKE A HOT TRANNY MESS!

I did not sign up to see Helena-Bonham Carter eye-fucking Cruella fucking Deville!  I did NOT!



See ... Bellatrix won't stand for this shit either!

Fuck the WB man, that is not my Narcissa.  This:




 OR





THIS is my Narcissa!.

Shiiiiiit, I'm done man.  I need a drink ...

Comments

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

...What is that? No seriously...What is THAT?

I wish I had an answer for you, but all I can do is gape at the picture and make gagging sounds. I don't think that there is any logic in this world or any other that could explain this casting. I think even Satan would want a hotter harbinger to announce hellfire raining down on earth.

SHE LOOKS LIKE MCGONAGALL...FUCK SHE DOES.

What's tragic is that this actress is like a goof fucking thirty years younger than McGonagall. But they look like they used to hang out in knee socks together.

-returns to book land-

Good idea *thinks about imaginary Narcissa and ... UNF!*