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Goddamn you WB! Why?? Fucking why man???

So a new promotional image of Narcissa from Half-Blood Prince has been released.

Now, I don't want to be a hater, but .... FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAIR FAIL!
EYEBROW FAIL!
LIPSTICK FAIL!
HAIR FAIL! (it had to be said twice)
SHOE FAIL!
AGE FAIL x 1000 (she is supposed to be the YOUNGEST sister you fuckers! This chick looks like she used to steal McGonagall's fucking homework back in the Jazz Age, or some shit. I call fuckery on you WB, I call FUCKERY!!!!.

I'll admit it, the pose is aiight still.

But seriously people ... LOOK!

I mean REALLY? NARCISSA MALFOY SHOULD NOT BE LOOKIN' LIKE A HOT TRANNY MESS!

I did not sign up to see Helena-Bonham Carter eye-fucking Cruella fucking Deville! I did NOT!

See ... Bellatrix won't stand for this shit either!

Fuck the WB man, that is not my Narcissa. This:

OR

THIS is my Narcissa!.

Shiiiiiit, I'm done man. I need a drink ...

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OH CHRIST WHAT.

what happened to the narcissa from the second movie??? i would have taken that any over this. and thats coming from a creepy old lady fancier :[

OMG! big fail! I totally agree with you. I imagined her so differently. this sucks.

*stares at Noami Watts*

So much pretty in that one picture... I WANT!

WHAT THE HELL - WHAT IS THIS?

I was PRAYING that the last picture was just a dress rehearsal, that they were going to like computer animate her ugliness away or dye her hair later. But they kept her 50,000 years old!? MY EYES!

I always pictured her having almost perfect white hair and skin as flawless as like...porcelain. The complete OPPOSITE of the rest of the black family. It's almost as if WB was all "WELL, SHE ALREADY LOOKS LIKE CRAP, SO WHY BOTHER TRYING!?" and sloppily applied lipstick to her face.

This chick looks like she used to steal McGonagall's fucking homework back in the Jazz Age, or some shit.

Are you crazy? She'd be the professor assigning McGonagall's homework. Do you see that heavy cotton/corduroy/whatever-the-hell-it-is jacket-thing she's wearing? Narcissa would probably die before even THINKING of wearing something like that. Nicole Kidman dressed as Mrs. Coulter would have been MUCH better then Helena McCroy. Uhg. *rants*

Whats the world coming to!? *sobs*

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I'm still pro-olivia wilde as young bella, but Ic an't remember who was young narcissa, but pro-her too over the cryptkeeper...

*blinks*

WTF? That's just not Narcissa. That's some pretty bad casting.

...!

Oh man, Nicole Kidman as Narcissa...*drools* Old, ugly lady as Narcissa? Oh, hells no!

You have to admit though, the sponge on the windshield is funny.

Nicole would be perfect as Narcissa.
but that's why i think the books are always better than the movies, you can just picture everything the way you want (also in the gossip girl books there's an actual kiss instead of just gay touching).
I have to agree: FAIL :( come on..

Dude.
D;
I'm freaking out over the weird brown hair that's crouching on top of her head like a pissed off tabby cat.
ON WHAT PLANET DID THIS SEEM LIKE A GOOD IDEA?!?

I'm on the Joely Richardson boat for Narcissa. And much as I love HBC, I still think Anna Chancellor is the only actress who could've played Bellatrix the way she was in the books.

...What is that?

No seriously...What is THAT?

D: WTF IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE. The age just...It just...akfjda;klsdfjsadf...Thats what it does. it...dakofjsdkfjas;ldfj....IN that order. D: The fuck IS that?!!

T___T WB you haz let me down...But this isn't really new...DUDE D: SHE LOOKS LIKE MCGONAGALL...FUCK SHE DOES. AHHHhhhh head hurts...Need a break. -returns to book land- D: aha...

This chick looks like she used to steal McGonagall's fucking homework back in the Jazz Age, or some shit.

HAHAHAHA oh man.

She looks ridiculously old, like what did she have Draco when she was 47?

Wow. That is the most epic of epic fails. That is like the failed lovechild from the illicit gay affair of Odysseus and Aeneas. Since when does anyone in Hollywood believe in casting women OLDER than the role calls for. Seriously? SERIOUSLY?

I could find some random airhead in the mall whose MOM could do better. With no preparation. And doing her own makeup (apparently the entire makeup budget went to the purchase of frizzy old-lady hair products--guaranteed to make you lok creepy, ridiculous, AND 10 years older).

Ugh. Just, ugh.

Agh, goddamn it. I know.

So awful. D:

That's real?! OMG, why?! What the fuuuuck!

Now I'm reminded of a quote I read on

babb_chronicles a few weeks ago: "Lucius is married to a girl that is called not gay." Of all the stupid things out there, why this must have come true?
From now on, the movie!Narcissa will be called Not Gay, The One Who Kills Femslash. *weeps*

BTW, sorry I don't comment much lately, life is weird, but I still love and read your fics.

I guess she could be a really awesome actress? Maybe?

Oh who am I kidding, HER NAME IS NARCISSA! AS IN NARCISSISTIC! AS IN OBSESSED WITH OWN APPEARANCE AND BEAUTY!

This is not a woman who has those eyebrows. And I really just don't understand her hair. I am honestly confused by what's supposed to be going on there.

I saw this picture and without reading your blog I went on a rant while I was on the phone. I mean Narcissa is married to Lucius Fucking Malfoy!!! only the hottest male on the planet and his wife is going to look like a fucking fairy Queen resplendent it glitter and extasy! Not some garbage mister from planet grandma with cigarette voice and man face. Christ on a cracker, what the fuck?! Fuck it. I am NOT seeing this movie. Fuck you WB!

OMFG. WHAT IS THAT?!?!?!?! Because anyone can see that is not Narcissa!

Holy Crap, that is anything but attractive, or young.

*Shudders*

Wow. She's...old. *is gobsmacked*

Okay... I need to burn that image from my mind now. *looks at the pretty Kidman pics* Much better... WTF is wrong with these people??? Don't they know Blackcest is the shit??? Or maybe they know, and they're doing this on purpose to scar us. Bastards...

I have to agree with you...
FAIL... ... ...
EPIC FAIL!

epic. fail.

WTF. NOOOOOOOOOO.

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