Now THIS movie looks entertaining!

[fembuck]

Edward: Well, I'm going to choke you to death then.
Edward:  Oh dude, sweet.  You had your period!
Bella:  ... I dunno if I really wanna do this.
Edward:  So don't embarrass me by having a friend jump over you and turn into a wolf or something.
  Bella: I think I'm ready for motherhood.
  Rastabortionist: No, you aren't you dumb bitch.

Classic. 

*sigh* If only the real movie would provide such laughter and entertainment.

Comments

[trufflehog.livejournal.com]

wait...isn't this the actual storyline for the fourth book?


rastabortionist is new <3

[trufflehog.livejournal.com]

wow. i just caught what i said...

[slavefaith.livejournal.com]

PUPPY POWAH!

[grdnofevrythng.livejournal.com]

LOL...that was just...WOW

[su-bones.livejournal.com]

OMG, yes! This is so awesome! Thanks for sharing and brightening my day! :)

[kennedyismyhero.livejournal.com]

I love that the rastabortionist sounds somewhere between Jamaican and Irish. lmao

[amluv.livejournal.com]

i'm gonna put rastaabortionist in my 5...

hey j..if you love me, you'd let me raid your photobucket for those sweet gifs ya got...;)

[bizarro-bluth.livejournal.com]

LOL!

I don't know what's funnier, that actual vid or the idea that Rob and KStew probably could have made the thing one night while they were both blazed out of their minds and commiserating in their mutual Twilight hate.

[kiskafalair.livejournal.com]

I believe that had to be the most beautiful thing I have ever seen. *Sighs* SMeyers should really take some writer's craft lessons form this guy.

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

Yeah, the pregnancy storyline is definitely from the fourth book, but this two minute video was probably better than the whole book, and probably made more sense too.

It doesn't really matter though, and we won't have gotten that awesome Rastabortionist character if they'd waited until the fourth movie to do it! And the Rastabortionist pwned this vid :D

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

lol.

I love that she called him Steve for some reason too! I don't know why, but it cracked me up.

So embarrassing indeed.

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

I know, right. There are kind of no words, and yet you just can't stop giggling.

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

:D *bows* Glad I could be of service!

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

LOL! I know. It was like, "I don't know what exactly this accent is, but it's funny as hell". The Rastabortionist made this made. Tell it like it is, man. Tell it like it is!

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

I don't know what's funnier, that actual vid or the idea that Rob and KStew probably could have made the thing one night while they were both blazed out of their minds and commiserating in their mutual Twilight hate.

Oh my god, I think you just thought of something that could make me like KStew! Seriusly, that would be the best. You know Rob especially would just love to vent his hatred of Edward Cullen and all of the people that love him even though he is an emo douchebag.

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

I know. It's sad that these characters make more sense than the ones in her book do. SMeyer needs Rastabortionist talking to her in her head, telling her how to write things that make sense ... instead of, you know what she usually does.

[kiskafalair.livejournal.com]

IKR?

"LOL IM IN LOVE WITH MY LITTLE NUDGER TAHT'S SLOWLY KILLING ME FROM THE INSIIIIDEEEEEE"

[wyccad.livejournal.com]

That cracked me up! You are a goddess to find all this stuff!!!

[lightbluenym.livejournal.com]

THAT SHIT IS AWESOME!

[lightbluenym.livejournal.com]

Your icon is fantastic!

[kiskafalair.livejournal.com]

>D But isn't it? Bwa hahahah!

[zearbear.livejournal.com]

could not stop laughing trew that whole vid
thanks for sharing