Now THIS movie looks entertaining!

[fembuck]

Edward: Well, I'm going to choke you to death then.
Edward:  Oh dude, sweet.  You had your period!
Bella:  ... I dunno if I really wanna do this.
Edward:  So don't embarrass me by having a friend jump over you and turn into a wolf or something.
  Bella: I think I'm ready for motherhood.
  Rastabortionist: No, you aren't you dumb bitch.

Classic. 

*sigh* If only the real movie would provide such laughter and entertainment.

Comments

[slavefaith.livejournal.com]

PUPPY POWAH!

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

lol.

I love that she called him Steve for some reason too! I don't know why, but it cracked me up.

So embarrassing indeed.