Now THIS movie looks entertaining!

[fembuck]

Edward: Well, I'm going to choke you to death then.
Edward:  Oh dude, sweet.  You had your period!
Bella:  ... I dunno if I really wanna do this.
Edward:  So don't embarrass me by having a friend jump over you and turn into a wolf or something.
  Bella: I think I'm ready for motherhood.
  Rastabortionist: No, you aren't you dumb bitch.

Classic. 

*sigh* If only the real movie would provide such laughter and entertainment.

Comments

[trufflehog.livejournal.com]

wait...isn't this the actual storyline for the fourth book?


rastabortionist is new <3

[trufflehog.livejournal.com]

wow. i just caught what i said...

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

Yeah, the pregnancy storyline is definitely from the fourth book, but this two minute video was probably better than the whole book, and probably made more sense too.

It doesn't really matter though, and we won't have gotten that awesome Rastabortionist character if they'd waited until the fourth movie to do it! And the Rastabortionist pwned this vid :D