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Legend of the Seeker - 2x08 - Light
HEY, PSST! LEGEND OF THE SEEKER ...
THIS EPISODE CONTAINED ONE OF THE GREATEST SCENES EVER ON TELEVISION
That scene between Kahlan and Cara was out of this world. My god, it was like fucking porn. Tabrett's face was amazing! Cara's glee incredible. They had Cara kneeling between Kahlan's legs with her Agiel between Kahlan's thighs! Then when I thought the scene couldn't get any better, Cara got all gleefully proud of Kahlan and was looking at her like she just wanted to lick her up with a spoon! And then, then Kahlan's world is so rocked she faints, and Cara's all puppy-dog-like "Kahlan?" cause she's worried she's broken her boo.
Honestly, Tabrett's expressions throughout that entire scene were amazing. I want to have that woman's babies.
ALSO, CARA IS COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY ADORABLE!
First of all, I love that both Richard and Kahlan have learned to "speak Cara". I was all like, "awwwww" when Richard knew that Cara saying she was glad he 'wasn't going with them because he'd only slow them down' meant that she was just worried about him. And Kahlan's little smile when Cara was all like "The wizard fought well" made me melt, cause she knew it was Cara's way of expressing her sadness and respect for Zedd.
And, then, .... and then .... and then ... Cara's concern for Kahlan with her wounded legs made me swoon! She was all like, "Stay here my love, and I shall go fetch horses for us!". And then her, "I'm feeling very tired, I need to rest," practically had me jittering with love. She understands Kahlan. And she willingly made herself appear weak to protect her favorite lady! d'awwwwwwwwwwwwww x forever.
DEN - NA!!!!!!!!! OMG, I did not see that shit coming. I was like, "omg, I want to see redemption!Denna" and then BANG! arrow through the heart, and overkill fall over edge of cliff to drive the point home that the bitch is really dead this time, okay! And I was all like, "God, Cara. How so badass?" but I was also like, "Boo, you whore. You killed Denna." DAMN YOU LEGEND OF THE SEEKER TOYING WITH MY EMOTIONS SO!
The eyeliner on Bridget was OUT OF CONTROL this episode. It was ridiculous, but I loved it. I can't even look as glam as her with all of the modern amenities, yet somehow Kahlan "Mutha'fucking" Amnell manages it while sleeping in the woods? But, whatever, I don't care because the combination of the eyeliner, Kahlan's new battle gown, Cara's dildos of pain, and rockin' soundtrack gave this episode one of the most kickass fight scene I can remember seeing in a while! Kahlan and Cara are like poetry in motion together. I loved their little adventure together. They make quite a dynamic duo!
Also, just to reiterate, I officially really, really enjoy Kahlan's new battle gown! And I especially adore the way it show of Bridget's amazing, powerful, wonderful legs when she's fighting. RAWR. It's a keeper, for sure.
NEXT WEEK: T'Pol! Looking amazingly and incredibly like Angelina Jolie starring on an episode of Relic Hunter! Incredible. Can't wait.
Seriously, this episode was composed of so much sqee-tastic moments. I love it. I want fan vids. So good.
THIS EPISODE CONTAINED ONE OF THE GREATEST SCENES EVER ON TELEVISION
That scene between Kahlan and Cara was out of this world. My god, it was like fucking porn. Tabrett's face was amazing! Cara's glee incredible. They had Cara kneeling between Kahlan's legs with her Agiel between Kahlan's thighs! Then when I thought the scene couldn't get any better, Cara got all gleefully proud of Kahlan and was looking at her like she just wanted to lick her up with a spoon! And then, then Kahlan's world is so rocked she faints, and Cara's all puppy-dog-like "Kahlan?" cause she's worried she's broken her boo.
Honestly, Tabrett's expressions throughout that entire scene were amazing. I want to have that woman's babies.
ALSO, CARA IS COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY ADORABLE!
First of all, I love that both Richard and Kahlan have learned to "speak Cara". I was all like, "awwwww" when Richard knew that Cara saying she was glad he 'wasn't going with them because he'd only slow them down' meant that she was just worried about him. And Kahlan's little smile when Cara was all like "The wizard fought well" made me melt, cause she knew it was Cara's way of expressing her sadness and respect for Zedd.
And, then, .... and then .... and then ... Cara's concern for Kahlan with her wounded legs made me swoon! She was all like, "Stay here my love, and I shall go fetch horses for us!". And then her, "I'm feeling very tired, I need to rest," practically had me jittering with love. She understands Kahlan. And she willingly made herself appear weak to protect her favorite lady! d'awwwwwwwwwwwwww x forever.
DEN - NA!!!!!!!!! OMG, I did not see that shit coming. I was like, "omg, I want to see redemption!Denna" and then BANG! arrow through the heart, and overkill fall over edge of cliff to drive the point home that the bitch is really dead this time, okay! And I was all like, "God, Cara. How so badass?" but I was also like, "Boo, you whore. You killed Denna." DAMN YOU LEGEND OF THE SEEKER TOYING WITH MY EMOTIONS SO!
The eyeliner on Bridget was OUT OF CONTROL this episode. It was ridiculous, but I loved it. I can't even look as glam as her with all of the modern amenities, yet somehow Kahlan "Mutha'fucking" Amnell manages it while sleeping in the woods? But, whatever, I don't care because the combination of the eyeliner, Kahlan's new battle gown, Cara's dildos of pain, and rockin' soundtrack gave this episode one of the most kickass fight scene I can remember seeing in a while! Kahlan and Cara are like poetry in motion together. I loved their little adventure together. They make quite a dynamic duo!
Also, just to reiterate, I officially really, really enjoy Kahlan's new battle gown! And I especially adore the way it show of Bridget's amazing, powerful, wonderful legs when she's fighting. RAWR. It's a keeper, for sure.
NEXT WEEK: T'Pol! Looking amazingly and incredibly like Angelina Jolie starring on an episode of Relic Hunter! Incredible. Can't wait.
Seriously, this episode was composed of so much sqee-tastic moments. I love it. I want fan vids. So good.
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Oh come on. She fell into water and they couldn't find the body, so she might've well as jumped up and written "Still alive, bitches!" in lipstick on Kahlan's horse. OR the Keeper could resurrect her. She's only going away when she gets her own spin-off, "D'Hara After Dark With Mistress Denna."
And good lord, did some of the ghey from Bitch Slap work its way through the big incestuous Raimi troupe and into this? Because it's seriously like Cara is poking Kahlan with her Agiel every chance she gets, both because she finds it really hot and because she wants to see if Kahlan can take Mord'Sith'Sex. Pretty soon, she's gonna be like 'Say, Kahlan, how far can you bend?' and 'Kahlan, do you ever think we just like boys because we're supposed to?'
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I hope you're right! I want to see
Denna make out with CaraDenna again. I love her.She's only going away when she gets her own spin-off, "D'Hara After Dark With Mistress Denna."
I want this show to exist! I would watch it religiously every week. It would be must see tv for me.
Because it's seriously like Cara is poking Kahlan with her Agiel every chance she gets, both because she finds it really hot and because she wants to see if Kahlan can take Mord'Sith'Sex.
It's so true. And in fact, given the way Cara acted this episode, I think it's canon. Like she was clearly getting off on agieling Kahlan, and she was clearly sizing her up for something naughty after.
she's gonna be like 'Say, Kahlan, how far can you bend?' and 'Kahlan, do you ever think we just like boys because we're supposed to?'
LOL!