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fembuck ([personal profile] fembuck) wrote2010-05-06 04:06 pm
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The many outfits of Tabrett Bethell...

So, I just stumbled across what I am now calling "The best banking advertisement of all time, OF ALL TIME" because it is basically just a series of action shots of Tabrett Bethell looking kickass and amazing.  It's like the Alias of advertisements.

Witness ...
Tab just resting in her undies by the shore typing on her laptop.  This is basically my life every weekend.  I love typing in my undies on the beach.


Then we have Action!Tab:  Biker Extraordinaire sitting down for some coffee with her two of her extreme biking friends.  Orange you glad to gaze upon her beauty?


And now we have Tab is a lesbian wet-dream, as a plaid wearing, ATV riding farm girl.  Hee haw!  Who's jealous of the ATV? *raises hand*


Up next?  Blind-folded Ninja Warrior Tab!  Kicking your ass, and looking good while doing it.  *bows down*  We're not worthy!  Also, ARM MUSCLES!  ARM MUSCLES!  ARM MUSCLES! *mourns the fact that Cara's arms are so often covered*  She could pin me to the mat anytime anyplace.  Rawr!


We have AdTab.  You can just fold her up, stick her in your pocket, and she's yours to enjoy all day!


And finally Dinner!Date Tab!  Who wouldn't want to gaze at her over Italian and red wine?  Nobody?  That's what I thought!



Here's the advert itself so that you can see Tab is glorious, glorious motion!

*wonders when The Clinic is going to become available so that I can see Tab is something feature length and stop squeeing over banking ads*

[identity profile] kallaan.livejournal.com 2010-05-06 08:38 pm (UTC)(link)
For your pleasure ;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lt1t94qwB1k&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-Y83oYh_Fk&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=885Hbp1cEmY&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUqrScz6Qk8&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GqNVkWFrdY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuFKO68kGHU&feature=channel

Love

[identity profile] my-winter-love.livejournal.com 2010-05-06 08:46 pm (UTC)(link)
omg...

[identity profile] fembuck.livejournal.com 2010-05-06 08:49 pm (UTC)(link)
OMG! THANK YOU! Those are amazing.

This one (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuFKO68kGHU) on particular made my day. Tab barking at the dog and taking out the mugglers made me swoon. But Tab falling off the bed in a big t-shirt made me want to have her babies.

I need moar Tab media! There is not enough of her in my life!

[identity profile] seriousfic.livejournal.com 2010-05-06 09:26 pm (UTC)(link)
When Tabrett Bethell plays a bank, there are no survivors.

[identity profile] fembuck.livejournal.com 2010-05-07 09:11 pm (UTC)(link)
I know, right!

It's like for an insane 10 minutes or so after watching this I was really interested in banking, if only because I hoped that maybe Tabrett Bethell would have a sleepover with me.

Really, those ad guys were genius for making people associate banking with Tabrett Bethell. I mean, I don't know if the world needed people to be able to fap to banking, but well ... the day has come.

[identity profile] seriousfic.livejournal.com 2010-05-07 11:49 pm (UTC)(link)
I need to write an AU where Richard is the boring old bank, Cara is the significant other bank, and Kahlan is a valued customer. Best OT3 ever!

[identity profile] fembuck.livejournal.com 2010-05-08 12:18 am (UTC)(link)
OMG! Do it! Please, please do it! I want LoTS Banking threesomes. God, you know after Cara!Bank shows Kahlan how valued she is as a customer, that the Richard!Bank isn't going to get anymore transactions from Kahlan's account forever!

[identity profile] seriousfic.livejournal.com 2010-05-08 01:31 am (UTC)(link)
Sample dialogue: "Look at that slut! I bet she gives out a loan to anyone!"

[identity profile] fembuck.livejournal.com 2010-05-08 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
Image

LOL4evah!

I love you. Really I do.

*wipes tears from eyes*

"Look at that slut! I bet she gives out a loan to anyone!"

The best part out it is you know that the idea turns ValuedCustomer!Kahlan on

[identity profile] seriousfic.livejournal.com 2010-05-08 02:46 am (UTC)(link)
Tho I think Bank!Cara might enjoy foreclosing on people a bit too much.

[identity profile] my-winter-love.livejournal.com 2010-05-06 08:45 pm (UTC)(link)
greatest commercial of my life

[identity profile] fembuck.livejournal.com 2010-05-07 09:12 pm (UTC)(link)
I know, right! It's like they should just stop making commercials forever because none will ever be as amazing and sexy as these ones. Ever.

[identity profile] gespawcho.livejournal.com 2010-05-06 08:55 pm (UTC)(link)
They should just turn that whole series of commercials into a fucking movie. There's something that looks so different about her in those though.

[identity profile] fembuck.livejournal.com 2010-05-07 09:13 pm (UTC)(link)
They should just turn that whole series of commercials into a fucking movie.

I would watch that movie. Repeatedly. In theaters. And buy it on BluRay.

There's something that looks so different about her in those though.

I think it's all the changing hair styles and colours. Plus the fact that she's smiling and acting girly instead of poking people with dildos of pain and reveling in their screams.

[identity profile] bluejaybirdie.livejournal.com 2010-05-06 10:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Dayum. I'm just going to be watching that commercial times infinity, now...

And on a completely unrelated note, that guy's voice made me homesick for England.

[identity profile] fembuck.livejournal.com 2010-05-07 09:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Dayum. I'm just going to be watching that commercial times infinity, now...

Check out the first comment in this thread! There's even more of these glorious ads with Tab and they're just as amazing. the last one is my favorite because it's a perfect mix of vavavoom sexy, hilarious and adorable.

that guy's voice made me homesick for England.

I'm Canadian so I can't get homesick for England, but I do love the English accent so it made me smile.

[identity profile] trancer21.livejournal.com 2010-05-06 10:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Lol, I love how the clips of TB have absolutely NOTHING to do with the product being sold. It's like - boring info about RaboBank, HOT CHICK LOOKING HOT!, boring info about RaboBank, HEY LOOK! A HOT CHICK LOOKING HOT!

And now we have Tab is a lesbian wet-dream, as a plaid wearing, ATV riding farm girl.

You forgot the sexy little wink she gives!!

*wonders when The Clinic is going to become available so that I can see Tab is something feature length and stop squeeing over banking ads*

Seriously! That movie was released in theaters LAST YEAR!! Why is it not on DVD yet?

[identity profile] fembuck.livejournal.com 2010-05-07 09:18 pm (UTC)(link)
t's like - boring info about RaboBank, HOT CHICK LOOKING HOT!, boring info about RaboBank, HEY LOOK! A HOT CHICK LOOKING HOT!

Very effective advertising. Banking is BORING. But now when I think about banking I think about Tabrett Bethell, and banking becomes a pleasurable experience.

You forgot the sexy little wink she gives!!

Mmm, oh yes. *nods*

That movie was released in theaters LAST YEAR!! Why is it not on DVD yet?

Was it? WHAT THE HELL? Why is there no DVD yet? That's insane. I'm sending one production company some seriously bad vibes. I mean both stars of the movie are now on well recieved shows, you'd think they'd want to capitalize on that.

[identity profile] karatam.livejournal.com 2010-05-06 10:45 pm (UTC)(link)
HOW IS SHE SO HOT, I DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND?????

Also, I find it hilarious that we squee over bank ads for Tab, since we don't even have interviews of her

[identity profile] fembuck.livejournal.com 2010-05-07 09:20 pm (UTC)(link)
HOW IS SHE SO HOT, I DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND?????

I know, it like defies logic. Your brain tells you such perfection can't resist, but then you look at Tab and you're like, "Shut up brain! It can. IT DOES!"

Also, I find it hilarious that we squee over bank ads for Tab, since we don't even have interviews of her

HOW ARE THERE NO INTERVIEWS!?!?!? There's that like one from before season 2 started where she was talking about Cara, and that's it! I don't understand. I've seen an interview with Jessica Marais talking about season 2 and she was only in 4 episodes, but Tab ... nothing! She seemed quite at ease in that first Cara introduction vid so I don't understand why they don't have her promoting more. I mean everyone, EVERYONE loves Cara.

*sigh*

Mostly I just want more Tab in my life.

[identity profile] bizarro-bluth.livejournal.com 2010-05-06 10:51 pm (UTC)(link)
She's so incredibly hot, blonde/brunette/whatever. Australia, I want to go to there! If only so I would get to see those bank adverts on my TV.

Also, I've never heard of Clinic before and I could care less what the premise is about, all I know is that I want it in my life now!

[identity profile] fembuck.livejournal.com 2010-05-07 09:23 pm (UTC)(link)
She's so incredibly hot, blonde/brunette/whatever.

This. It's impossible for her not be stunning. The blonde reminds me of Cara so I love it, but she's also incredibly breathing taking with dark brown hair and every shade in between.

Australia, I want to go to there! If only so I would get to see those bank adverts on my TV.

Heh. I know. It's so unfair that in their banking ads they get Tab, and I get that guy from Sue Thomas: F.B. EYE in Canada. *sigh*

Also, I've never heard of Clinic before and I could care less what the premise is about, all I know is that I want it in my life now!

Tab plays some pregnant lady that gets kidnapped and her baby is stolen, and then she spends the movie trying to get the baby back while her husband (Andy Whitfield from Spartacus) tries to find Tab and the baby.

But it doesn't really matter because it's a feature length movie with Tab which means I would be watching it no matter what.

[identity profile] bizarro-bluth.livejournal.com 2010-05-08 01:24 am (UTC)(link)
Tab plays some pregnant lady that gets kidnapped and her baby is stolen, and then she spends the movie trying to get the baby back while her husband (Andy Whitfield from Spartacus) tries to find Tab and the baby.

I'm sure it will be ridiculous and amazing and I love Andy so hopefully someone will upload it this sometime this decade.

But it doesn't really matter because it's a feature length movie with Tab which means I would be watching it no matter what.

THIS.

[identity profile] crys-22.livejournal.com 2010-05-07 07:02 am (UTC)(link)
I don't know why, but I found it cool that the stunt woman for Blind-folded Ninja Warrior Tab, is the same stunt woman for Bridget on LotS.

I love typing in my undies on the beach.

Wow, I thought I was the only one that enjoys doing that! I'm surrounded by beaches and never have I seen such a glorious sight like that before me. I'd probably wouldn't live to reply to this comment if I had.

I hope we see more of Tabrett in the future. I really do. Maybe she can be in the Bitch Slap sequels.

[identity profile] fembuck.livejournal.com 2010-05-07 09:26 pm (UTC)(link)
but I found it cool that the stunt woman for Blind-folded Ninja Warrior Tab, is the same stunt woman for Bridget on LotS.

Oh really? I didn't know that was Dayna. No wonder the fight scenes looked so amazing.

I'm surrounded by beaches and never have I seen such a glorious sight like that before me. I'd probably wouldn't live to reply to this comment if I had.

LOL! I know, they'd probably like ban Tab from the beach because too many people were having heart attacks from her gorgeousness.

I hope we see more of Tabrett in the future. I really do. Maybe she can be in the Bitch Slap sequels.

Word. This woman needs to go on to many more projects. Not only is she stunning, but she's very talented as well.

Also, if she were in the Bitch Slaps sequels I might actually die from happiness. I'm seriously getting a little teary just thinking about the possibility. Imagine how epic it would be to see Tab and Erin making out. Or Tab and Julia. Or Tab/Erin/Julia in a threesome. *I'll be in my bunk*

[identity profile] crys-22.livejournal.com 2010-05-08 12:04 am (UTC)(link)
Oh really? I didn't know that was Dayna. No wonder the fight scenes looked so amazing.

Yeah I found out when I watched Dayna's stunt reel The women was Rhona's stunt double too. I feel like she's living my life! Well not the parts where she gets hurt on a regular basis, but you know what I mean.

Not only is she stunning, but she's very talented as well.

I know, I love how she's able to balance all the conflicting emotions Cara is going through. With a lesser actress, Cara could have been a serious disaster.

Also, if she were in the Bitch Slaps sequels I might actually die from happiness.

Exactly, once I finished watching, I'd be like 'put a fork in me, I'm done. Good-bye world, it's been REALLY great!' And that's why Bitch Slap is so great, because those pairings are actually possible. You know, not something that's just in our heads.

[identity profile] fembuck.livejournal.com 2010-05-08 12:32 am (UTC)(link)
The women was Rhona's stunt double too. I feel like she's living my life! Well not the parts where she gets hurt on a regular basis, but you know what I mean.

I know what you mean. She's living every genre loving lesbian's wetdream. Her life is awesome. Seriously, Bridget, Rhona, Tab and who knows how many other amazingly talented and beautiful women she has stunted for.

I know, I love how she's able to balance all the conflicting emotions Cara is going through. With a lesser actress, Cara could have been a serious disaster.

This. Honestly, Cara would not be half as amazing as she is without Tabrett behind her. I mean so much of what I love about Cara resides completely in that woman's mannerisms, in her eye rolls, and her facial expressions, and other intangible things she does. Just a look from her can break your heart or make your heart sing. It's an amazing quality to have.

'put a fork in me, I'm done. Good-bye world, it's been REALLY great!'

LOL! So true. It's like what more could there possibly be worth seeing. It's like, let's just go out on a high note!

And that's why Bitch Slap is so great, because those pairings are actually possible. You know, not something that's just in our heads.

Truly. Bitch Slap is just Text and that's why we love it so. They just go there. And there. And yep, even there. In tiny dresses and heels. Mmm, Bitch Slap!

(Anonymous) 2010-05-07 08:22 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm particularly fond of the Sobe commercial where Ashley Greene is just lying around on the beach naked. With body paint. Yum.

[identity profile] fembuck.livejournal.com 2010-05-07 09:27 pm (UTC)(link)
That is also an extremely pleasing ad. Oh, Ashley Greene. So pretty. So one of the only decent things about the Twilight franchise.

[identity profile] fembuck.livejournal.com 2010-05-08 12:28 am (UTC)(link)
I love the "Anyone you want" trailer so much. Quirky!Tab is the best thing after Cara. Seriously, I don't know how she makes eating out of a trash can adorable, but she does. I would be wearing a smile on my face for that whole movie.

I hadn't seen the Strangers Lovers Killers Trailer before, but Tab looks stunning (not enough of her in the trailer though!).

What I love is how completely different she is in every role. It's really amazing how she can transform herself completely. I really hope there are big things in the future for her. She's fantastic.

WHY ARE STUDIOS KEEPING ALL OF THE TABRETT GOODNESS AWAY FROM US? WHY DO THEY PUNISH US SO?

[identity profile] orange-creative.livejournal.com 2010-05-08 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
I don't even know where to begin. How about giving me a ten minute break so I can attempt to restart my brain-piece.

Okay. It's bad enough that I already have a huge, fanatical crush on her. Now, it's cosmic. Her arms... riding that tracker... the flirty looks... unf... *melt*

[identity profile] xavacid.livejournal.com 2010-05-11 08:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh.. I saw that one..

jealous of the ATV *raise hand, both hands*

[identity profile] xavacid.livejournal.com 2010-05-11 08:44 pm (UTC)(link)
oh yeah and have you seen that underwear commercial that she was in?? so adorable. I love Tab's smile. The woman's amazing.

[identity profile] lavalkyrie.livejournal.com 2010-05-30 10:16 pm (UTC)(link)
this is old, but still it is a lovely interview w/ tabrett. she says it best, "cara rocks!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crpUIbKXi7M&feature=related