The many outfits of Tabrett Bethell...

[fembuck]

So, I just stumbled across what I am now calling "The best banking advertisement of all time, OF ALL TIME" because it is basically just a series of action shots of Tabrett Bethell looking kickass and amazing.  It's like the Alias of advertisements.

Witness ...
Tab just resting in her undies by the shore typing on her laptop.  This is basically my life every weekend.  I love typing in my undies on the beach.


Then we have Action!Tab:  Biker Extraordinaire sitting down for some coffee with her two of her extreme biking friends.  Orange you glad to gaze upon her beauty?


And now we have Tab is a lesbian wet-dream, as a plaid wearing, ATV riding farm girl.  Hee haw!  Who's jealous of the ATV? *raises hand*


Up next?  Blind-folded Ninja Warrior Tab!  Kicking your ass, and looking good while doing it.  *bows down*  We're not worthy!  Also, ARM MUSCLES!  ARM MUSCLES!  ARM MUSCLES! *mourns the fact that Cara's arms are so often covered*  She could pin me to the mat anytime anyplace.  Rawr!


We have AdTab.  You can just fold her up, stick her in your pocket, and she's yours to enjoy all day!


And finally Dinner!Date Tab!  Who wouldn't want to gaze at her over Italian and red wine?  Nobody?  That's what I thought!

Here's the advert itself so that you can see Tab is glorious, glorious motion!

*wonders when The Clinic is going to become available so that I can see Tab is something feature length and stop squeeing over banking ads*

Comments

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

OMG! Do it! Please, please do it! I want LoTS Banking threesomes. God, you know after Cara!Bank shows Kahlan how valued she is as a customer, that the Richard!Bank isn't going to get anymore transactions from Kahlan's account forever!

[seriousfic.livejournal.com]

Sample dialogue: "Look at that slut! I bet she gives out a loan to anyone!"

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

LOL4evah!

I love you. Really I do.

*wipes tears from eyes*

"Look at that slut! I bet she gives out a loan to anyone!"

The best part out it is you know that the idea turns ValuedCustomer!Kahlan on

[seriousfic.livejournal.com]

Tho I think Bank!Cara might enjoy foreclosing on people a bit too much.