The many outfits of Tabrett Bethell...
May. 6th, 2010 04:06 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
So, I just stumbled across what I am now calling "The best banking advertisement of all time, OF ALL TIME" because it is basically just a series of action shots of Tabrett Bethell looking kickass and amazing. It's like the Alias of advertisements.
Witness ...
Tab just resting in her undies by the shore typing on her laptop. This is basically my life every weekend. I love typing in my undies on the beach.

Then we have Action!Tab: Biker Extraordinaire sitting down for some coffee with her two of her extreme biking friends. Orange you glad to gaze upon her beauty?

And now we have Tab is a lesbian wet-dream, as a plaid wearing, ATV riding farm girl. Hee haw! Who's jealous of the ATV? *raises hand*

Up next? Blind-folded Ninja Warrior Tab! Kicking your ass, and looking good while doing it. *bows down* We're not worthy! Also, ARM MUSCLES! ARM MUSCLES! ARM MUSCLES! *mourns the fact that Cara's arms are so often covered* She could pin me to the mat anytime anyplace. Rawr!

We have AdTab. You can just fold her up, stick her in your pocket, and she's yours to enjoy all day!

And finally Dinner!Date Tab! Who wouldn't want to gaze at her over Italian and red wine? Nobody? That's what I thought!
Here's the advert itself so that you can see Tab is glorious, glorious motion!
*wonders when The Clinic is going to become available so that I can see Tab is something feature length and stop squeeing over banking ads*
Witness ...
Tab just resting in her undies by the shore typing on her laptop. This is basically my life every weekend. I love typing in my undies on the beach.

Then we have Action!Tab: Biker Extraordinaire sitting down for some coffee with her two of her extreme biking friends. Orange you glad to gaze upon her beauty?

And now we have Tab is a lesbian wet-dream, as a plaid wearing, ATV riding farm girl. Hee haw! Who's jealous of the ATV? *raises hand*

Up next? Blind-folded Ninja Warrior Tab! Kicking your ass, and looking good while doing it. *bows down* We're not worthy! Also, ARM MUSCLES! ARM MUSCLES! ARM MUSCLES! *mourns the fact that Cara's arms are so often covered* She could pin me to the mat anytime anyplace. Rawr!


We have AdTab. You can just fold her up, stick her in your pocket, and she's yours to enjoy all day!

And finally Dinner!Date Tab! Who wouldn't want to gaze at her over Italian and red wine? Nobody? That's what I thought!

Here's the advert itself so that you can see Tab is glorious, glorious motion!
*wonders when The Clinic is going to become available so that I can see Tab is something feature length and stop squeeing over banking ads*
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Date: 2010-05-08 12:32 am (UTC)I know what you mean. She's living every genre loving lesbian's wetdream. Her life is awesome. Seriously, Bridget, Rhona, Tab and who knows how many other amazingly talented and beautiful women she has stunted for.
I know, I love how she's able to balance all the conflicting emotions Cara is going through. With a lesser actress, Cara could have been a serious disaster.
This. Honestly, Cara would not be half as amazing as she is without Tabrett behind her. I mean so much of what I love about Cara resides completely in that woman's mannerisms, in her eye rolls, and her facial expressions, and other intangible things she does. Just a look from her can break your heart or make your heart sing. It's an amazing quality to have.
'put a fork in me, I'm done. Good-bye world, it's been REALLY great!'
LOL! So true. It's like what more could there possibly be worth seeing. It's like, let's just go out on a high note!
And that's why Bitch Slap is so great, because those pairings are actually possible. You know, not something that's just in our heads.
Truly. Bitch Slap is just Text and that's why we love it so. They just go there. And there. And yep, even there. In tiny dresses and heels. Mmm, Bitch Slap!