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Aw, shit! AW, SHIT!
Nikita 1x20 ...
Now, let me just take a minute to pause to say, "Fuck you Canada! Why do you insist on fucking with the schedule for showing Nikita!" Like damn! Like I know we're a constitutional monarchy and shit, there was no need to stop playing new shit on tv in honor of William and Kate's nuptials 8 fucking hours before the wedding. Why you do this to me Canada, with all the rain all the time and taking away my Nikita? WHY?????
AMANDA FUCKING KNOWS! AW SHIT! AW SHIT!
AMANDA WAS ALL LIKE ...
AND ALEX CAME AT HER AND SHE FUCKING PUNCHED ALEX IN THE BOOB! SHE PUNCHED ALEX IN THE TITTY ONE TIME AND THAT WAS FUCKING THAT! ALEX WAS LIKE 'FALL DOWN AND CRY NOW'. A TRAINED KILLER COMES AT AMANDA AND SHE'S LIKE ...
BITCH STEPPED ON ALEX'S THROAT! SHE STEPPED ON HER GODDAMN THROAT IN HEELS! RUDE AS HELL, AND FLY AS HELL! HOW'D YOU GET TO BE SUCH A BITCH AMANDA? BREEDING, BITCH, TOP-CLASS BREEDING! SHE WILL CUT YOU IN CHANEL!
SHE IS HBIC OF THE WORLD. DON'T GIVE YOUR WEEPY BABY BLUES ...
SHE WILL SLAP YOU LIKE YOU'RE CONFESSED!!!
DID YOU SEE HOW SHE JUST DROPPED PAPA UNDINOV'S WATCH LIKE IT WEREN'T SHIT! SHE WAS LIKE, 'YEAH BITCH, I'M STEPPING ON YOUR THROAT, I'M DROPPING YOUR DADDIES WATCH, WHAT ARE YOU GON' DO ABOUT IT? I'M STEPPING ON YOUR GODDAMN THROAT! WE DON'T NEED TO BE IN PRISON, YOU'RE ALREADY MY BITCH!"
Other shit happened in this episode that was actually pretty good:
1) Alex tried to move in with Nikita so that they could sex all day long, and Nikita was all like, "Oh, noes. How am I supposed to fit in all of this sexin' with two people AND save the world?" (It's a hard life she lives).
2) Nathan served a purpose and had a funny line. Alex and Jaden had a sexy sexy girlfight. I amused myself imaging Nathan walking in on it and thinking they were getting it on and that Alex was breaking up with him cause she's a sexy lezza. Then I was disappointed that IRL he didn't think they were getting it on ...
3) But then Jaden got hardcore killinated and I was like DAMMMMMMMMMN!
4) Nikita saved some people.
5) Lyndsy Fonseca somehow managed to vomit into a kitchen sink with class (who does she think she is, Betty Draper?)
But then the last scene came around and Amanda was all like "Ha, ha, bitch! Jaden had a bionic ear!" and pwned Alex and it made the rest of the episode (as good as it was) look like cold diarrhea!
P.S. Dammit, Nikita! Stop taking strolls in the fucking park and patting yourself on the pack and check in on your girlfriend who called you in tears because there was a dead body in her apartment! Like, I know Alex is badass and all, but a "Baby, dead bodies are the worst. Don't worry though, Momma bears coming home to kiss the emotional trauma away" wouldn't have been too much. Call your girlfriend!
Can it be next Nikiturday nao, plz???
Now, let me just take a minute to pause to say, "Fuck you Canada! Why do you insist on fucking with the schedule for showing Nikita!" Like damn! Like I know we're a constitutional monarchy and shit, there was no need to stop playing new shit on tv in honor of William and Kate's nuptials 8 fucking hours before the wedding. Why you do this to me Canada, with all the rain all the time and taking away my Nikita? WHY?????
AMANDA FUCKING KNOWS! AW SHIT! AW SHIT!
AMANDA WAS ALL LIKE ...
AND ALEX CAME AT HER AND SHE FUCKING PUNCHED ALEX IN THE BOOB! SHE PUNCHED ALEX IN THE TITTY ONE TIME AND THAT WAS FUCKING THAT! ALEX WAS LIKE 'FALL DOWN AND CRY NOW'. A TRAINED KILLER COMES AT AMANDA AND SHE'S LIKE ...
BITCH STEPPED ON ALEX'S THROAT! SHE STEPPED ON HER GODDAMN THROAT IN HEELS! RUDE AS HELL, AND FLY AS HELL! HOW'D YOU GET TO BE SUCH A BITCH AMANDA? BREEDING, BITCH, TOP-CLASS BREEDING! SHE WILL CUT YOU IN CHANEL!
SHE IS HBIC OF THE WORLD. DON'T GIVE YOUR WEEPY BABY BLUES ...
SHE WILL SLAP YOU LIKE YOU'RE CONFESSED!!!
DID YOU SEE HOW SHE JUST DROPPED PAPA UNDINOV'S WATCH LIKE IT WEREN'T SHIT! SHE WAS LIKE, 'YEAH BITCH, I'M STEPPING ON YOUR THROAT, I'M DROPPING YOUR DADDIES WATCH, WHAT ARE YOU GON' DO ABOUT IT? I'M STEPPING ON YOUR GODDAMN THROAT! WE DON'T NEED TO BE IN PRISON, YOU'RE ALREADY MY BITCH!"
Other shit happened in this episode that was actually pretty good:
1) Alex tried to move in with Nikita so that they could sex all day long, and Nikita was all like, "Oh, noes. How am I supposed to fit in all of this sexin' with two people AND save the world?" (It's a hard life she lives).
2) Nathan served a purpose and had a funny line. Alex and Jaden had a sexy sexy girlfight. I amused myself imaging Nathan walking in on it and thinking they were getting it on and that Alex was breaking up with him cause she's a sexy lezza. Then I was disappointed that IRL he didn't think they were getting it on ...
3) But then Jaden got hardcore killinated and I was like DAMMMMMMMMMN!
4) Nikita saved some people.
5) Lyndsy Fonseca somehow managed to vomit into a kitchen sink with class (who does she think she is, Betty Draper?)
But then the last scene came around and Amanda was all like "Ha, ha, bitch! Jaden had a bionic ear!" and pwned Alex and it made the rest of the episode (as good as it was) look like cold diarrhea!
P.S. Dammit, Nikita! Stop taking strolls in the fucking park and patting yourself on the pack and check in on your girlfriend who called you in tears because there was a dead body in her apartment! Like, I know Alex is badass and all, but a "Baby, dead bodies are the worst. Don't worry though, Momma bears coming home to kiss the emotional trauma away" wouldn't have been too much. Call your girlfriend!
Can it be next Nikiturday nao, plz???
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I love how Lyndsy plays Alex fangirl smiling over Nikita's awesomeness. Anytime Nikita talks about winning over Division Alex just busts out in a "that's right, my girlfriend is AWESOME" smile. And the crooked smile she shot her after "when out meant Fiji" melted my heart.
And its so cute, Alex wants to be just like Nikita. I remember back when I was young and thought I wanted to BE like all these pretty ladies, only to realize years later it was because I actually wanted to get in their pants...I'm just sayin...
4) Nikita saved some people. I know right? Least important part of the episode. tho I have to admit, Mikita didn't bother me TOO much this week, even his speech to Nik was sweet. I still need Shane to invest in some acting lessons in the offseason tho. Maggie however, she's been killing it lately, subtlely giving Nikita more layers.
have you seen the trailer for next week yet? I need FIERCE!PROTECTIVE!NIKITA! to be in full mode next week.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cf4nRQ0j2js
I bet the whole "itll blow my cover" is Michael whining about saving Alex, and Nikita is just all I DONT GIVE A DAMN, SAVE ALEX NO MATTER WHAT IT TAKES, DON'T YOU SEE THE TATTOO ON MY FOREHEAD, ITS MY MOTTO IN LIFE BITCH (or u know, something like that). And then I need you to write a Nikita taking care of Alex reunion fic when her girl is safe and sound cause I know the show won't give it to us, pretty please? :D
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This! It's so true and I love it. Alex is just so damn CUTE when she's around Nikita. As much as we love Nikita, Alex is the ultimate fangirl, lol.
I remember back when I was young and thought I wanted to BE like all these pretty ladies, only to realize years later it was because I actually wanted to get in their pants...I'm just sayin...
Truth! lol. Alex comes off as such a little baby!dyke. Sadly the show will never realize this, but that's alright we have each other (and Lyndsy's gaymo portrayal) to get us through the writers ignorance.
I still need Shane to invest in some acting lessons in the offseason tho.
Yes, especially with the increased screen time he's getting. There've been a few Mikita scenes where I was like, "If he was a better actor/had more than one expression, this scene/line might have been cute".
have you seen the trailer for next week yet?
That trailer is insane! The next two weeks look amazing! I am excite (and scared because there's been no word on renewal *jitters nervously*) And yes, there better be TONS of FIERCE PROTECTRESS NIKITA!
I bet the whole "itll blow my cover" is Michael whining about saving Alex
I bet so too. She better hand him his ass for that. I honestly would love it if Nikita's love for Alex, and Michael indifference towards Alex's well-being is the reason Mikita implodes. YOUR COVER IS NOT MORE IMPORTANT THAT ALEX'S LIFE DOUCHEBAG!
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Speaking of which, did you go back and check out the gay sweater vest from last week?
There've been a few Mikita scenes where I was like, "If he was a better actor/had more than one expression, this scene/line might have been cute". This! The show is lucky they have Maggie cause she sure is selling it. That girl has chemistry with EVERYTHING, so its astonishing how there is such a lack with Shane. I was watching some Priest interviews and thought Karl Urban would have made a great Michael.
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But yeah, he would have been able to be stoic yet still smolder. West's Michael completely lacks the ability to smolder.
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