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OLIVIA WILDE AS THE BARONESS!!!!!!!!!!
Okay now that I've got you're attention ... step forward and have a seat, for I have a wondrous tale to tell!
It starts with two manfriends and I just getting back from the sketchy part of town which we trekked to in order to successfully buy some weed (not from some random, don't worry. A teacher recommended him! lol! Seriously).
We got the weed. We left the sketchy part of town. We smoked the weed. And then I watched a video that had Olivia Wilde dressed up like Baroness!
The End (it turns out this was a pretty short tale. *shrug* What can you do, that happens sometimes)
But you can stay seated, because I'm posting this wonderful motherfuckin' video right here on my LJ! That's right, RIGHT HERE ON MY LJ!
It's called THE BALLAD OF G.I. JOE (majestic isn't it?) and it's like the funniest thing I've seen in a while (not counting I Love You Man which I saw a few days ago, cause that was some wicked funny shit as well!)
Feast your eyes and ears on this people!
There's a bunch of famous mutha's up in the vizzy. For example:
Alexis Bledel as Lady Jaye
Billy Crudup as Zartan
Zach Galifiankais as Snow Job
Tony Hale as Dr. Mindbender
Vinnie Jones as Destro
Julianne Moore as Scarlett
Alan Tudyk as Shipwreck
Olivia Wilde as The Baroness
Well, these are the people I care about anyway. There are more like Chuck Liddel (barf! Retire already!), but I don't care to mention them.
Now let me leave by saying ... clarinets have NEVER been so sexy. Seriously. I want to go to a clarinet jam now, and just party hardcore. I wants it. I wants it bad and I wants it now. Clarinet me up!
IT'S MEGAPATTZ!!!!! LOOK AT THAT STUDLY FUCKER! Get in line, ladies! Get in line!
Could you imagine smokin' up with the two of them? I think it would be like the most fun ever. And that you'd probably get to make out with both of them. And the interviews they would do together!!!! Omg, imagine the lulz. Imagine the quotes that could emerge with the two of them their talents! Magic. Pure magic.
Yeah, if Mega Fox can't end up with a lady, then I want Magbert to happen (and I want that to be their shipper name! Magbert! Heh. Magbert! Heh.)
Keep starin' at dat ass, Rob! No, I mean it. Keep starin' at it for all of those that will never get close enough to that wonder of the world to stare at it in person our selves! Stare Rob! Stare for all those you can't! Stare of the children, Rob! Stare for the past, present and future! Stare for me, Rob! Stare for me!
And dude, your pinky is killing me with awkward adorableness.
Okay now that I've got you're attention ... step forward and have a seat, for I have a wondrous tale to tell!
It starts with two manfriends and I just getting back from the sketchy part of town which we trekked to in order to successfully buy some weed (not from some random, don't worry. A teacher recommended him! lol! Seriously).
We got the weed. We left the sketchy part of town. We smoked the weed. And then I watched a video that had Olivia Wilde dressed up like Baroness!
The End (it turns out this was a pretty short tale. *shrug* What can you do, that happens sometimes)
But you can stay seated, because I'm posting this wonderful motherfuckin' video right here on my LJ! That's right, RIGHT HERE ON MY LJ!
It's called THE BALLAD OF G.I. JOE (majestic isn't it?) and it's like the funniest thing I've seen in a while (not counting I Love You Man which I saw a few days ago, cause that was some wicked funny shit as well!)
Feast your eyes and ears on this people!
There's a bunch of famous mutha's up in the vizzy. For example:
Alexis Bledel as Lady Jaye
Billy Crudup as Zartan
Zach Galifiankais as Snow Job
Tony Hale as Dr. Mindbender
Vinnie Jones as Destro
Julianne Moore as Scarlett
Alan Tudyk as Shipwreck
Olivia Wilde as The Baroness
Well, these are the people I care about anyway. There are more like Chuck Liddel (barf! Retire already!), but I don't care to mention them.
Now let me leave by saying ... clarinets have NEVER been so sexy. Seriously. I want to go to a clarinet jam now, and just party hardcore. I wants it. I wants it bad and I wants it now. Clarinet me up!
IT'S MEGAPATTZ!!!!! LOOK AT THAT STUDLY FUCKER! Get in line, ladies! Get in line!
Could you imagine smokin' up with the two of them? I think it would be like the most fun ever. And that you'd probably get to make out with both of them. And the interviews they would do together!!!! Omg, imagine the lulz. Imagine the quotes that could emerge with the two of them their talents! Magic. Pure magic.
Yeah, if Mega Fox can't end up with a lady, then I want Magbert to happen (and I want that to be their shipper name! Magbert! Heh. Magbert! Heh.)
Keep starin' at dat ass, Rob! No, I mean it. Keep starin' at it for all of those that will never get close enough to that wonder of the world to stare at it in person our selves! Stare Rob! Stare for all those you can't! Stare of the children, Rob! Stare for the past, present and future! Stare for me, Rob! Stare for me!
And dude, your pinky is killing me with awkward adorableness.
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I'm gonna thank you forever for posting this *tears of joy*
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I know, right! I loved Sienna in the movie, but seeing Olivia all dressed up like that, just feels so right as well. I think there needs to be an AU fantasy world set up, where they are like fraternal twins who sex each other and kick people in fabulous boots a lot (with clarinet jams and bubble baths to end off long days)
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And then they could invite Rachel Nichols and Megan Fox to the party and, and...I can't think on anything coherent to say now.
Also OMG lolololol Magbert! I want them to have children with great butts and fabulous hair like right nao
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In a scenario like this, there's no reason to be coherent. That's far to much sexy for anyone's brain to work properly!
OMG lolololol Magbert! I want them to have children with great butts and fabulous hair like right nao
I know! I want Megbert to happen SO MUCH. Megbert and LoRod are the two celebrity ships that I really need to happen nao!
P.S. Since you can edit your comments, I'm assuming you have a paid account. Some generous soul just gave me a paid account as well, but now I can't seem to edit my posts. So I was wondering if you knew how to go about editing posts with a paid account, cause I like never get my posts right the first time!
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DUH! I'm editing this because I can see it now LMAO how dumb I'm! *blush*
Hope you can see it too :)
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I ended up having to change my layout to make the buttons work properly. I guess my old one wasn't paid account savvy.
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(not counting I Love You Man which I saw a few days ago, cause that was some wicked funny shit as well!)
♥ that movie so hard.
IT'S MEGAPATTZ!!!!! LOOK AT THAT STUDLY FUCKER!
OMGWHAT!?! Reminding me of Hilary Swank in that one movie Boys Don't Cry only hilarious. I'd love to see Megan's reaction to a pic like that.
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This! A thousands times this. I'm glad the movie was made because of Olivia as the Baroness (and Sienna as the Baroness and Rachel as Scarlett and how much Rachel/Sienna have been gayin' it up together!)
♥ that movie so hard.
lol! I'm slapping de bass! Oh man, Paul Rudd's character was so hilariously awkward!
I'd love to see Megan's reaction to a pic like that.
She'd probably have a great reaction to it! Aw, now I want to see her reaction too!
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I loved Julianne Moore as Scarlet. And that brief little shot of Alexis as Lady Jaye, just perfect.
Had this video been around when I was in band, I'd probably had paid more attention to the wind section.
And now I must shamefully return to the Teen Choice Awards.
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I loved Julianne Moore as Scarlet.
Julianne Moore FTW in everything! But yeah, she was great as Scarlet. She was my favorite appearance in that video after Olivia.
And now I must shamefully return to the Teen Choice Awards.
Any good shenanigans to share?
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Also, the first Megapattz (lol) picture? Hot. Their expressions are delicious.
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lol, being high certainly never hurts!
I just realized I've no idea where to get weed down here; it was a lot easier in Portland.
Aw *hugs* I'll keep my fingers crossed that you get some weed soon!
Their expressions are delicious.
Isn't it though? lol
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lmao.
lmfao.
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Also, that last picture is win. It's like he's clutching the surfboard to keep from pouncing on/eating her.
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I've seen that chart before. it's pretty funny and dead on! Edward is a creeper teenage!girl's. He's a creeper. It's NOT romantic.
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I loved that part (mostly because I could picture Snake Eyes actually painting landscapes!)
Also, that last picture is win. It's like he's clutching the surfboard to keep from pouncing on/eating her.
It's hard to contain yourself around Foxy. I understand his pain in that picture.
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I know, right! Now I have like a clarinet fetish! Olivia Wilde is fucking magical!
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Speaking of Twilight, there are a certain type of photos out there of Ashley Greene.
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Yeah. Horrible person that I am, I saw those like within an hour of their release or something. I feel bad for Ashley, but curious cat was curious.
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