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Right?!

Because ocular proof of these two existing in the same area is pretty much the same as proof of them gettin' it on, isn't it?


(click pics to embiggen)

Also, these four need to make a movie together because they are all relevant to my pants being happy interests.
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I saw Alice in Wonderland in beautiful IMAX 3-D last night.  It was a fun little adventure and visually really stunning. 

Helena Bonham Carter is the official HBIC
of the film.  She really does steal the show.  Not only did I find the Queen of Heart hilarious, I also really sympathized for her.  Even with that planet sized cranium and Lady Gaga lipstick Helena managed to infuse the Queen with a lot of humanity.  I felt like if someone had just given her and her huge head more hugs as a child that all of Wonderland's Underland's problems could have been avoided.

Anne Hathaway was HBIC in training.  I was skeptical about the White Queen based on the few glimpses of her we got in the trailer, but she ended up being my second favorite character after the Queen of Hearts.  She was also in a lot more of the movie than I thought she would be which was nice.  Kudos to Anne for the way she made the White Queen move so delicately, but also managed to make her creepy as hell and intimidating at certain points.  I also have to say, that was not expecting The White Queen and Alice to be so femslashy together.  I loved the White Queen wanting Alice to be her champion and then dressing her up in flashy pants suits and sparkling armor.  And the two of them exchanged some looks that were just, 'oh get a room you two!'

Mia Wasikowska did a really good job as Alice too.  For the most part her role was a lot less flashy than the other roles in the movie, but when Alice decided to get her Muchness on, Mia was really able to step up and became quite engaging.  Plus, she was very good at making eyes at Anne Hathaway.

Overall, it was a really enjoyable movie.

TBH though, one of the best things about watching Alice in Wonderland was  ...

The TRON LEGACY 3D TRAILER! 




*shaking and crying*

That movie looks sick as hell!  Honestly, I didn't even really love the first TRON and I was fangirling like crazy.  And ladies!  LADIES YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE!  You get your first look at Olivia Wilde in the movie, and she is glorious.  Seriously, it's like think of how hot Olivia Wilde usually is, and then like triple it.  She's lying coquettishly on a couch people.  That image is seared into my mind.  I cannot believe that this movie does not come out until December.  The wait makes me want to cry.

Love.

Aug. 11th, 2009 12:27 am
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OLIVIA WILDE AS THE BARONESS!!!!!!!!!!

Okay now that I've got you're attention ... step forward and have a seat, for I have a wondrous tale to tell!

It starts with two manfriends and I just getting back from the sketchy part of town which we trekked to in order to successfully buy some weed (not from some random, don't worry.  A teacher recommended him! lol!  Seriously). 

We got the weed.  We left the sketchy part of town.  We smoked the weed.  And then I watched a video that had Olivia Wilde dressed up like Baroness!

The End (it turns out this was a pretty short tale.  *shrug*  What can you do, that happens sometimes)

But you can stay seated, because I'm posting this wonderful motherfuckin' video right here on my LJ!  That's right, RIGHT HERE ON MY LJ!

It's called THE BALLAD OF G.I. JOE  (majestic isn't it?) and  it's like the funniest thing I've seen in a while (not counting I Love You Man which I saw a few days ago, cause that was some wicked funny shit as well!)

Feast your eyes and ears on this people!



There's a bunch of famous mutha's up in the vizzy.  For example:
Alexis Bledel as Lady Jaye
Billy Crudup as Zartan
Zach Galifiankais as Snow Job
Tony Hale as Dr. Mindbender
Vinnie Jones as Destro
Julianne Moore as Scarlett
Alan Tudyk as Shipwreck
Olivia Wilde as The Baroness

Well, these are the people I care about anyway.  There are more like Chuck Liddel (barf!  Retire already!), but I don't care to mention them.

Now let me leave by saying ... clarinets have NEVER been so sexy.  Seriously.  I want to go to a clarinet jam now, and just party hardcore.  I wants it.  I wants it bad and I wants it now.  Clarinet me up!

CLICK IT! I DARE YOU! YOU CHICKEN! YOU SHIT! CLICK IT! ... .... did you click it? CLICK IT! If you don't click it that means you liked Scarlett Johansson's CD! CLICK IT! )


Also, if I can't have Megan Fox, and Olivia Wilde can't have Megan Fox, and if some other random chick can't have Megan Fox ... what I'm saying here, is that if Megan Fox has to end up with a dude, is that I would LOL 4EVER and probably love it hardcore if she was with ... )

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Title: The Proposal
Author: Janine
Pairing: Megan Fox/Olivia Wilde
Rating: R
Disclaimer: I don’t own them because they are people.
Summary: It’s been months since Megan and Olivia met for the first time in that hotel bar, and Olivia has a proposal that could give them more time together than a few hours in the future. Sequel to Of All The Gin Joints In All The World. 

The Proposal )

Cross-posted to [profile] thewildefoxes and [profile] mountainox (where it is all MegaWilde, all the time!)
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Look what you guys made me do!!!

Title: Of All the Gin Joints In All The World
Author: Janine
Pairing: Megan Fox/Olivia Wilde
Rating: R/NC
Disclaimer: They are real people so obviously I don’t own them. They are just really, really hot together and so I am giving the world what they probably will not IRL.
Summary: Megan’s hiding from the paparazzi a hotel bar, when in out of all of the gin joints, in all of the world, Olivia Wilde walks into hers.

Of all the gin joints in all the world ... )
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Okay, f-list fess up... which one of you was responsible for posting this at[livejournal.com profile] fandomsecrets ?

 

It's okay, be honest.  We're all friends here.

Question:  Is it wrong that I now want to read her (Vicki Pettersson) books because she looks like a cross between Miranda Richardson and Barbara Gordon?

So, I just spent the last couple days reading The Hunger ... and I liked the movie more.

Let me explain ... )

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... to see Megan Fox star in a noir film.  Like an old school, black and white (it must be filmed in black and white!), detective story set in the 50s or 60s, when even poor people dressed well and everyone sounded like they came from money (unless you were playing a country bumpkin, in which case you still had some down home southern charm).  I want her to have one of those little guns that femme fatale's used to keep in their clutch pursues (or strapped to their thighs) and whip out whenever someone sassed them.

I want her to wear smart outfits like these. )

I mean it.  Get her to a voice coach so that she can get the classic whiskey burr (0:20, just listen to that fucking voice!) down, and film this bitch.  I wanna see it so bad.

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