...Best Damn Tapper! *Most Smartest*

Right?!

Because ocular proof of these two existing in the same area is pretty much the same as proof of them gettin' it on, isn't it?


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Also, these four need to make a movie together because they are all relevant to my pants being happy interests.

So there's pretty much no force in the world that could stop me from seeing this movie.


Neil Marshall, Olga Kurylenko, Michael Fassbender, Romans, Imogen Poots (yeah, I saw you Poots!) and hot badass painted females warriors ... *loins*  *throbbing*

God, I love Neil Marshall (and his love for completely awesome and hardcore female characters).

( click for pics of olga looking badass )

And since I never miss an opportunity to pimp Megan Fox ... here's Megan Fox being photographic viagra in the New "W" Magazine (and no I didn't come up with that, it's the actual headline!)  Stay classy dudes, stay classy.

I will admit, I had my doubts about this movie with all the wank going on about the casting and whatnot, but after seeing this:



I want to go to there.

I CANNOT FUCKING WAIT FOR THIS MOVIE TO COME OUT!

That little boy is badass!  I mean, shiiiiiiiit!  I would love to offer something more insightful, but whenever I think about this trailer I just start squeeing and stand up and pretend I'm bending things in my room, because I want to live in this trailer.

( Legend of the Seeker casting WIN! )

In other news, I'm so happy to have this sexy beast on my television screen every week again!  Oh, Polly Walker, I didn't realize how much I'd missed you being awesome, and scheming and sexy until you came back to me.

( And the Oscar goes to ... Megan Fox! )

I'm reading the Percy Jackson and the Olympians series now, and I'm really enjoying the books.  They're fun, fast reads, and I love Greek Mythology so it's a blast reading about all of the Gods/Goddesses, the Titans and all of the mythological creatures.  It just disturbs me that in the books the kids are like 12/13 years old, but in the movie they look like this!



Cause Annabeth Chase (above) is kickass in the books, and because I saw pictures of Alexandra Daddario before I started reading the books, I picture her in my mind as Annabeth ... and consequently I want Annabeth femslash.  However,  i r groced out because any fanfic out there now would be about the books and I don't want to be reading stories with kissing about 12 year olds.

Therefore, I need the movie to come out nao so that people will start writing movie fic, where the actors are delightfully legal (and characters who are around 16-17 years old), so that I can ship Annabeth/Clarisse and Annabeth/Thalia without grossing myself out.

Eric's sidekick Pam on "True Blood" is getting a promotion

Thank you sweet baby Jesus! Final-fucking-ly! Fuck. Yes. Moar Pam, bitches! There are tears in my eyes! I hate you for making me wait for so long for this glorious moment Allan Ball - seriously this fierce vampire bitch was criminally underused in the second season - but I love you for finally making it happen!

Thank god that when the second season of Legend of the Seeker ends, I will have a badass, snarky blonde series regular to fill the void Cara no longer being on my television screen every week will leave.

I know ya'll have missed her, so this post will contain MEGAN 'MOUNTIAN OX' FOX!!!
( Her Hottness, Mistress Megan ... enter if you think you can handle the FIERCE! )

Shallow Viewers Press Play
It's even hotter if you think of it as a Mord'Sith recruitment video.

The Moth Diaries
Based on this: The book is told through the diary of a young teen girl in a private school who is obsessed with her classmate Lucy, and Lucy's possible vampire roommate Ernessa. And this: a female-centric vampire film. I will watch this movie and read the book! Plus, I think Lily Cole will make for a pretty awesome (possible) vampire.

And I think that's enough rambling for now!

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And now that I've got your attention.  I've finished a Jennifer's Body fic, and I was wondering if anyone would like to beta for me?  Odd as it might sound, all of the sexin' is blurring together for me and my brain is not registering things any more.

Now, I must get back to reading Cracks.

Ugh.  I'm back to work now.  Which means busy and tired.  My two months of leisure got me into HORRIBLE sleeping patterns, and I am now suffering because of it. 

Classes are going well so far, though it's really hard to gauge what the kids are going to be like based on the first day.  They are always so polite and quiet on the first day.  Hopefully they'll stay that way once they get used to me!  I'm pretty sure the grade nines will remain absolutely precious, and that makes me happy.

Now, it's time to relax with fun things, so I give you ... the official SEASON TWO "MERLIN" TRAILER

I cannot wait for this shit to start up again.  Srsly.  Also, Angel Coulby is looking crazy gorgeous as Gwen this year.

( Diablo Cody says that Megan Fox & Amanda Seyfried’s Lesbian Kiss is Profound and Meaningful )

If it's not profound and meaningful, Diablo Cody better watch her back!  If you're gonna be a stunt kiss in fine, but you better own up to it being a stunt kiss or I'mma gon' cut you!  If however, it it profound and meaningful I might forgive Diablo for Juno.

( I also found Diablo's comments about Megan Fox to be interesting ... )

Neither of them really do it for me, but  ... click here if you would like to see Ellen Page and Drew Barrymore kiss.  The pictures pretty hot actually.  Drew looks way into it, lol.  Also, so not gonna help the gay facts rumors Ellen Page.  Oh, and you can see more pictures of them both from the photo shoot at the source.

( Megan Fox in more detail on why she doesn't think she'll ever do nudity on film. )

And speaking of Teh Jovovich ...  SHE'S IN TORONTO NOW TOO!  Jesus God, please let me run into her or Mega Foxy on the weekend when I'll actually be able to get out!  *sigh*  I've actually got tickets for some pretty good screenings, but goddamn I wish I had been able to get tickets to a movie with one of them in it or Cracks.

I am now going to go and watch Warehouse 13 (there better be some quality Leena in this one PTB!) and then the skies the limit!  ... ... not really, I'm probably gonna read some more of Valley of the Dolls and then go to bed at a reasonable hour because I have to work in the morning *sob*!

Oh hey, it's Morena Baccarin being the HBIC and wearing a fancy suit!  Seriously u guise, seriously.  Her face is impeccable.  It's like a work of art.  I honestly believe that I could look at this picture for an hour and be completely entertained. 

Oh, and to try and make posting this picture somewhat relevant, here is some information on the temporary shutting down of the new V Series.  I hope the retooling really is a good sign.  I was worried when I first heard about it, but reading that the pilot got really good reviews makes me feel better.

Not only will Summer Glau be on our television screens again but so will Lena Heady!  Please ignore the picture at the beginning of the post.  It looks shopped.  She's going to play Cersei (like the name, like the name) on HBO's "Game of Thones".  I have no idea what this show (or the books its based on ) is about, but I am a shallow viewer and don't need to know.  I will watch for Lena (and Nikolaj Coster-Waldau)


Click the link to see the rest of the stunning pictures of Megan Fox in Wonderland's 18th issue, shot by Mariano Vivanco.  She really is ridiculously good-looking.

Jennifer's Body ET featurette (with the Jennifer/Needy kiss).  Probably everyone's seen this already, but there it is anyway.  And another Jennifer's Body behind the scenes featurette.

Milla Jovovich + Aliens = Me there.  Check out the trailer for Milla's new movie "The Fourth Kind" here.  Firstly, Milla makes for a very sexy doctor.  I'd make up all sorts of shit to have her counsel me.  Secondly, the movie looks delightfully freaky.

And here's some pictures of Olivia Wilde being fabulous and sexy as sin!

( And now it's the Free Stuff section of the post! )

And now I shall go back to mourning the end of summer and the return to work :(

Edited to post pictures of Olivia Wilde and videos of Megan Fox GoGA

Megan Fox News! (I know you've all been waiting for updates!!!)



Megan Fox Challenges Players on Xbox Live August 29th (I'm not even a gamer, but for some reason the fact that she is, and is good enough that she would play against the Comic Book Guys of the world, is hot to me.  There's nothing better than a nerdy hot chick!)

( Mega Fox and Amanda Seyfried, this featurette is two times the fun! )

Megan Fox to play Catwoman? (I love her, but NO!  I boycott any suggestions of actresses for Catwoman that are under 30 ... unless it's Eva Green.  If it's Eva Green I won't be able to speak let alone boycott anything because I'll be too busy crying and weeping with happiness and joy.)

I made this wallpaper

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of Audra MacDonald and Anne Hathaway yesterday, and I can't stop staring at it.  I haven't found Anne Hathaway smoking hot since that TV show she did with that guy from Breaker High.  I like Anne Hathaway, and I thought she was adorable in Devil Wears Prada, but I have never swooned over her like I swoon over these pictures.  Not only do I want to re-read Twelfth Night, I also really, really, really wish that a film version would be made of this Anne/Audra version of the play.  The fact that they remind me of these two


image by la_esmeralda_ 

only makes it that much better and OTP-ish and lovely for me! 

I've kind of constructed an elaborate fantasy in my head, where Morgana leaves Camelot to learn about her magic and how to control it, but after becoming this power sorceress she realizes that she feels empty inside.  She left Camelot to explore a part of herself, but she left just as necessary a part of herself behind in Camelot, and so she heads back to Camelot disguised as a young noble man so that she can win Gwen back and then run away with her.

Won't Arthur, or Uther, or Merlin or a number of other people recognize her, you may ask?  The answer is NO!  If glasses can fool people into not recognizing Clark Kent as Superman, then a haircut can fool people into thinking Morgana is a dude.  And if need be then she can just add an extra air of mystery about her by wearing a kato style mask.

I've said it before, and I'll say it again ... I CANNOT WAIT FOR THE NEXT SEASON OF MERLIN!  And the promo pics I'm seeing for Season 2 are just fanning the fire!

( Merlin S2 Promo Pics and Picspam )

I was finally able to customize my desktop theme thanks to this website!  Horray!  Now my computer looks like this

( I don't know whether to laugh or cry. Wait for it ... wait for it ... wait for it .... I'm laughing. )

OMG! Pictures of Kristen Stewart where she look super hot instead of stoned and annoying ... actually she still looks stoned.


FYT/FMT:

THEME MUSIC!  [Ryvainka]That girls laying down.  That's so random.  Random.  There's gum on my shoe.  That's so random.  Random.  I'm getting hit with socks.  That's so random.  Random.![/Ryvainka]

So, moving on ...

Here's "A Message From Megan Fox"

The way she says, "For just being different" and the expression on her face slay me. 

I'm with Megan!  Fuck'em.  They don't know shit!

( Deathly Hallows promo shots ... Bellatrix invites you in! )

( Picture of the youngest HBIC, Ms. Dakota Fanning, lookin ... )

Also, I went to do a google image search to find an image of Emma Watson's modeling shots to make a Dakota>>>>>>>>>>>>Emma picspam, but once I saw Emma's modeling shots, I couldn't do it.  Bitch is actually pretty fierce when modeling.  I think that fierce editorial shots are the only medium in which I enjoy and appreciate Emma Watson.

( Emma Watson doin' something right ... )


( Continuing with the Harry Potter theme of the poast ... she is my young Narcissa Malfoy to a 'T'. )

( I'm probably the last person on the planet to see it. But this ... )

Interesting fact ... if you are high looking at this picture can make you laugh for literally three minutes straight.



( For some reason I just thought of Ivy Tamwood, and that prompted me to search for pictures of Kelly Hu ... so here are some pictures of Kelly Hu! )

And, I think that's it for now folks. 

I hope random poast was random.

( Then I watched these! )

After watching this, I decided that 1990s and early 2000s (basically, pre-MILF Milla) would have gotten along fabulously with my pretend girlfriend.  Ahh, damn you world!  It's crazy, I'm getting into too many cracky pairing. 

Now I wish that there was a story about Megan Fox finding a time machine and traveling back to the 90s to try and make it in a less paparazzi filled Hollywood.  Once there she meets Milla Jovovich and ends up living in her commune for starving artists and assorted weirdos.  From there they embark on this big, glorious love affair.  When not sexing like mammals on the discovery channel, they smoke lots of weed together, do crazy interviews that only half make sense, watch old movies together and read each other chapters of Dostoyevsky before bed.

*dreamy sigh*

Also, if you want some lulz, watch Milla's music video The Gentleman Who Fell.  It is awful, but she looks amazing.  Back when there was a Beavis and Butthead, I remember them watching this video and talking about how god awful it was, expect for the hot naked chick in it, which consquently made it the best music video ever.  And that is so true.  Milla being hot is the only thing that redeems it.  Plenty of lulz though, plenty of lulz.

FYT: