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After seeing this picture, I really want ...
... to see Megan Fox star in a noir film. Like an old school, black and white (it must be filmed in black and white!), detective story set in the 50s or 60s, when even poor people dressed well and everyone sounded like they came from money (unless you were playing a country bumpkin, in which case you still had some down home southern charm). I want her to have one of those little guns that femme fatale's used to keep in their clutch pursues (or strapped to their thighs) and whip out whenever someone sassed them.
I want her to wear smart outfits like these.
And, fuck yes this was an excuse to post a billion pictures of the ultimate HBIC, Lauren Bacall. I will not apologize. All of you can just shut up and appreciate the hell out of this awesome lady. Her voice can make people jizz in their pants. I'm pretty sure her smokey laugh once brought a baby panda back to life, so just deal with it! ;)
Then they need to like cast this bitch
And this fierce creature right here
To costar in it, wearing equally fabulous clothes as the ones shown off above.
I kind of want Milla to be like Megan's out of control, wild, crazy drug addicted sister who's always getting in trouble with the law, and shooting men in bars when they grab her ass. She can spend half the movie with mascra running down her face, yelling things at people drunkly from her jail cell.
And Olivia should be like, a mysterious woman from her past whom Megan has a rivalry (read tons of fucking sexual tension) with. And they are forced to work together for some reason, and they are constantly pushing each others buttons and getting in each others faces, but they can't get away from each other, because they need each other.
I suppose the movie will need a male lead. I don't care to speculate about that ;) He will only be a pawn in Megan and Olivia's game of cat and mouse, and one upsmanship and sexual tension anyway. They will probably have to get a British actor to find someone classy enough to star opposite these fine examples of femininity however.
This handsome bastard
Or this handsome bastard
Or this handsome beast
would probably work quite well however (okay, I speculated anyway. Sue me!)
I mean it. Get her to a voice coach so that she can get the classic whiskey burr (0:20, just listen to that fucking voice!) down, and film this bitch. I wanna see it so bad.
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I feel like she should be paired up with Milla Jovovich at the BDSM club.
Okay, that's it!! You need to win the lottery and get this movie made like TOMORROW!! I just keep imagining Jovovish as the semi-sane sister with her constantly running mascara and perpetually smeared lipstick, dressed up in fetish gear and yelling in Ukranian as Lena Headey spanks her ass!
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lol! ILU. I've done the same thing!
Oh, and may have also cast Tom Welling as Megan Fox's older brother who rebelled against their man-whore of a Dad by joining the clergy.
Sweet! I like it. I really like it. It clicks.
I just keep imagining Jovovish as the semi-sane sister with her constantly running mascara and perpetually smeared lipstick, dressed up in fetish gear and yelling in Ukranian as Lena Headey spanks her ass!
This is maybe the most beautiful sentence I've ever read. Also, I really like the idea of Lena being made up in the same style of Megan would wear in the movie, so that you get this sense - even though its not stated outright - that Milla's character (whom I've named Anna) really, really wants to be spanked by her younger sister, and that half of her insanity comes from currently unfulfiled sexual desire for her half-sister (who may or may not actually be her half-sister da da daaaaaaa!)