After seeing this picture, I really want ...

[fembuck]

... to see Megan Fox star in a noir film.  Like an old school, black and white (it must be filmed in black and white!), detective story set in the 50s or 60s, when even poor people dressed well and everyone sounded like they came from money (unless you were playing a country bumpkin, in which case you still had some down home southern charm).  I want her to have one of those little guns that femme fatale's used to keep in their clutch pursues (or strapped to their thighs) and whip out whenever someone sassed them.

I want her to wear smart outfits like these.
 
   




And, fuck yes this was an excuse to post a billion pictures of the ultimate HBIC, Lauren Bacall.  I will not apologize.  All of you can just shut up and appreciate the hell out of this awesome lady.  Her voice can make people jizz in their pants.  I'm pretty sure her smokey laugh once brought a baby panda back to life, so just deal with it! ;)

Then they need to like cast this bitch



And this fierce creature right here



To costar in it, wearing equally fabulous clothes as the ones shown off above.

I kind of want Milla to be like Megan's out of control, wild, crazy drug addicted sister who's always getting in trouble with the law, and shooting men in bars when they grab her ass.  She can spend half the movie with mascra running down her face, yelling things at people drunkly  from her jail cell.

And Olivia should be like, a mysterious woman from her past whom Megan has a rivalry (read tons of fucking sexual tension) with.  And they are forced to work together for some reason, and they are constantly pushing each others buttons and getting in each others faces, but they can't get away from each other, because they need each other.

I suppose the movie will need a male lead.  I don't care to speculate about that ;)  He will only be a pawn in Megan and Olivia's game of cat and mouse, and one upsmanship and sexual tension anyway.  They will probably have to get a British actor to find someone classy enough to star opposite these fine examples of femininity however.  

This handsome bastard



Or this handsome bastard


Or this handsome beast
 


would probably work quite well however (okay, I speculated anyway.  Sue me!)

I mean it.  Get her to a voice coach so that she can get the classic whiskey burr (0:20, just listen to that fucking voice!) down, and film this bitch.  I wanna see it so bad.

Comments

[sapphire-magick.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD.

THIS! THIS! SO MUCH WIN!!!

I CAN'T EVEN. I LOVE YOU BRAIN!

OH MY FUCKING GOD

[annechonps.livejournal.com]

your idea is so good, so sexy, so awesome, so full of fierceness and coolness (that word even exists?!) that THEY HAVE TO DO IT NOW. Because I can't get the idea out of my head.
FUCK, Megan and Olivia and the guy from Imagine Me And You that I completely forgot the name since I was busy picturing Wilfox sex in my head, but I think is really awesome. AND THE STORYLINE.
You have to at least write a fanfic (of your own idea) or something

[anitche.livejournal.com]

Hahaha, you could definitely produce a great movie ;)

[gespawcho.livejournal.com]

BACALLLLLLLLLLL

and Urban.

[billy-rose.livejournal.com]

Henry all the way if there has to be a guy in there
cuz like...
http://www.dunhillfragrances.com/en/dunhill-london/tv.asp
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5s3Y1NA29tA

[dollfleshdecay.livejournal.com]

Gawd YES! Megan fox with a small pistol strapped to her thigh. mmmm. And I could totally hear Olivia Wilde with a whiskey burr saying “Heya there Foxy, long time no see..” when she shows up from her past. You seriously need to pitch this idea to someone so they can make it! And all you would have to do to get Megan in on it would be to tell her she gets to kiss Olivia. And Olivia would do it to save the Mountain Ox.

("You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and... blow.") Lauren Bacall! UNF! She was so beautiful and talented, she must be as old as dirt now. She could sing so freaking low, it's crazy. they named a vocal misuse disorder called Bogart-Bacall Syndrome (BBS) because they had chronic Dysphonia.

[slavefaith.livejournal.com]

Lauren Bacall FTW!!!!! Hell FTUniverse!

But does there have to be a male lead... can't the girls get it on. sigh. Or at least Milla has a parade of sexy girlfriends because she's a plaaaaaya. Ain't nothing break her stride, ain't nothing gonna hold her down... oh no... she's got to keep on moooooooooving.

[trancer21.livejournal.com]

And, fuck yes this was an excuse to post a billion pictures of the ultimate HBIC, Lauren Bacall.

One does not need an excuse to post Lauren Bacall picspam. It's more like a calling or something!

Hee!! And total YES to a lesbian film noir! I'll second slavefaith's post - why does there need to be a male in the picture? It's not like there's a deficit of 'movies made for dudes'! Although, I do approve of your Karl Urban casting choice. Maybe he could be like the pool boy or something where his sole purpose is to wander around shirtless with tools!

She can spend half the movie with mascra running down her face, yelling things at people drunkly from her jail cell.

Yelling in Ukrainian because she's the half-sister Megan Fox's character didn't know she had until like a couple years ago.

And Olivia should be like, a mysterious woman from her past whom Megan has a rivalry (read tons of fucking sexual tension) with.

For some reason, I'm picturing Wilde as the gold-digging stepmother. You know, Dad was a philander who couldn't keep it in his pants to save his life (genes he passed on to his daughter.. which also explains the crazy half-sister). He married Wilde for the arm candy, she married him for his money. Now they have to work together to solve his murder. If only they didn't want to fuck kill each other so badly!!

Wow, I've thought *way* too much about this!

[madndizzee.livejournal.com]

LOL i love your picspams and wild and spectacular ideas! someone please write a script and shoot it! heck, a fic will almost do. btw i vote for Karl. although, who is that guy in the first pic??

[lost-dreamer23.livejournal.com]

WRITE THE SCREENPLAY.

CAST THEM.

GET FAMOUS.

THEN GO CHANGE YOUR PANTIES.

OMG HENRY CAVILL!

[lightbluenym.livejournal.com]

I.Jizz.In.My.Pants.

He's the one man on earth who if he walked into the room right now and said, "Get naked." I would. Without blinking or missing a beat.