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... to see Megan Fox star in a noir film. Like an old school, black and white (it must be filmed in black and white!), detective story set in the 50s or 60s, when even poor people dressed well and everyone sounded like they came from money (unless you were playing a country bumpkin, in which case you still had some down home southern charm). I want her to have one of those little guns that femme fatale's used to keep in their clutch pursues (or strapped to their thighs) and whip out whenever someone sassed them.
( I want her to wear smart outfits like these. )
I mean it. Get her to a voice coach so that she can get the classic whiskey burr (0:20, just listen to that fucking voice!) down, and film this bitch. I wanna see it so bad.
