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... to see Megan Fox star in a noir film. Like an old school, black and white (it must be filmed in black and white!), detective story set in the 50s or 60s, when even poor people dressed well and everyone sounded like they came from money (unless you were playing a country bumpkin, in which case you still had some down home southern charm). I want her to have one of those little guns that femme fatale's used to keep in their clutch pursues (or strapped to their thighs) and whip out whenever someone sassed them.
I want her to wear smart outfits like these.
And, fuck yes this was an excuse to post a billion pictures of the ultimate HBIC, Lauren Bacall. I will not apologize. All of you can just shut up and appreciate the hell out of this awesome lady. Her voice can make people jizz in their pants. I'm pretty sure her smokey laugh once brought a baby panda back to life, so just deal with it! ;)
Then they need to like cast this bitch
And this fierce creature right here
To costar in it, wearing equally fabulous clothes as the ones shown off above.
I kind of want Milla to be like Megan's out of control, wild, crazy drug addicted sister who's always getting in trouble with the law, and shooting men in bars when they grab her ass. She can spend half the movie with mascra running down her face, yelling things at people drunkly from her jail cell.
And Olivia should be like, a mysterious woman from her past whom Megan has a rivalry (read tons of fucking sexual tension) with. And they are forced to work together for some reason, and they are constantly pushing each others buttons and getting in each others faces, but they can't get away from each other, because they need each other.
I suppose the movie will need a male lead. I don't care to speculate about that ;) He will only be a pawn in Megan and Olivia's game of cat and mouse, and one upsmanship and sexual tension anyway. They will probably have to get a British actor to find someone classy enough to star opposite these fine examples of femininity however.
This handsome bastard
Or this handsome bastard
Or this handsome beast
would probably work quite well however (okay, I speculated anyway. Sue me!)
I mean it. Get her to a voice coach so that she can get the classic whiskey burr (0:20, just listen to that fucking voice!) down, and film this bitch. I wanna see it so bad.
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OH MY FUCKING GOD
Date: 2009-06-18 01:35 am (UTC)FUCK, Megan and Olivia and the guy from Imagine Me And You that I completely forgot the name since I was busy picturing Wilfox sex in my head, but I think is really awesome. AND THE STORYLINE.
You have to at least write a fanfic (of your own idea) or something
Re: OH MY FUCKING GOD
Date: 2009-06-18 01:43 am (UTC)Re: OH MY FUCKING GOD
Date: 2009-06-18 01:57 am (UTC)Niiiice.
i just jizzed in my pants...
This makes me really, really happy in the pants. Really, really happy ... and damp ... in the pants.
Re: OH MY FUCKING GOD
Date: 2009-06-18 01:55 am (UTC)I know! I wish I could like beam this post to some studio executive, and be like "JUST MAKE IT NAO!!!" You know people would go see it. Just show Megan and Olivia looking fine as fuck throughout the whole trailer (and maybe make it look like they're gonna kiss) and movie theaters will have people lining up out the ass to see it.
and the guy from Imagine Me And You that I completely forgot the name
Matthew Goode. He is charming as fuck, and pretty enough to hold his own against Megan and Olivia.
I was busy picturing Wilfox sex in my head
This would drive the best of us to distraction. I'm very impressed that you were even able to type in full sentences after having the braingasm that no doubt caused.
You have to at least write a fanfic (of your own idea) or something
I'm very tempted. That doesn't mean it will happen, since I'm great at thinking shit up and then not following through, but I'm very tempted, lol