Alice Cullen in motion ... be still my beating heart!

[fembuck]

New Twilight footage from Mexico

(Alice enters the scene at 0:57 and exits at 1:37 in case you want to skip the "acting" that comes before/after her entrance)

There should have been a cheek kiss, but I think Ashley Greene brought as much gay to the scene as she could with KStew doing an impeccable impersonation of a 2x4 opposite her.  Seriously dude, Alice is all like "well, I'll see you soon", leaning towards Bella like she wants to rub up against her like a cat in heat, and Bella's all like "okay" in the most monotone voice ever.  UGH!  KStew's voice is the worst.

Ashley Greene is pretty much perfection from what I've seen so far though.  I'm digging her as Alice.  *coos*  She's cute as a button, that one.

All in all, this movie is gonna be so awkward.  I am going to be cringing my way through it.  I thought reading the book was bad, but hearing the horrible dialogue and seeing the awkward situations in motion is totally worse.  The only thing that I'm actually looking forward to is Alice (and since she's like the one good thing that I've seen about this movie, you know she'll like hardly be in it *sigh*).

P.S.  Is it just me, or does Jasper look majorly constipated?  Like Mexicana night at the Cullen's went horribly wrong or something.  I mean, I know he was a soldier, but in this clip he looks more like a soldier who really needs to poop.

Comments

[slippery-fish.livejournal.com]

Oh, this will be bad. *snickers* I'm looking forward to it, in a weird and self-destructive way.

[jyoki.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOOOOOOOD!

Dude. That was one of the best 40 seconds of my life.

[escritoireazul.livejournal.com]

Oh god. I can't believe how awkward that was - even worse than I imagined.

But Alice is kind of awesome there, I agree.

[sweet-illuzion.livejournal.com]

*swoons*

ALICE.

That is all. Literally. I only want to see this movie for her and Emmett and Rose and the hot parents and RPattz sort of. I'm not even sure I'll see it in theatres now since Summit has basically given away the whole fucking movie.

I am chagrined. I was hoping it'd be good but this just makes me feel sorry for my srs bsns friends.

[bizarro-bluth.livejournal.com]

Duuude, best entrance ever. That random driveby hug was adorable. <3 Lets hope Alice continues to invade Bella's space in like every scene. Oh and lol at KStew's voice, I mean I knew it was a little low which doesn't bother, but compared to Ashley's she sounds like a truck driver or something.

... and so there goes about 50% of the enjoyment this movie will bring me. Eh, oh well I'm still going to see it, glutton for punishment and all, pray for me plz. :P

[sherlock-nomes.livejournal.com]

LAWL. ALICE, I LOVE YOU!

She's a lil kittycat, climbing trees and clinging to soon-to-be-lesbians. :D

I love her voice even though I could hardly hear it over the fanbrats laughing in the back but yeah... I could sit through this movie if only for Alice and the lulzfactor from thinking of "Growing Up Cullen" all the way through (Oh lord especially when they walked into Edward's room *cracks up*).

[wishing-wounds.livejournal.com]

Ashley Greene is exuding gay so hard.

[kiskafalair.livejournal.com]

LMFAO, the acting is atrocious!!! Only Alice and Jasper saved it by actually...acting. Everyone else was probably brainwashed by "IT'S ACTING AS LONG AS YOU MAKE FACIAL EXPRESSIONS". Even Bella's actress couldn't pull that off. (And shes so distasteful!) My friend is dragging me to see the movie when it comes out because she ADORES Edward and has a Breaking Dawn sticker on her binder and everything.

[krumnut.livejournal.com]

Ok, was I the only one that lol'd at Rose's 'I made the bitch salad and shes not even fucking hungry' *Drops bowl*

Like, sure, it was awkward and horrible but I lol'd at that. In fact I'll be loling at the whole movie. I'm sure we all will be.

And the crazy fangirls as soon as they saw Alice. I was like 'Alice pwns everything. Amiright, you guise?'

And Alice's *Inhale* ... You do smell good.

Dirty thoughts, straight away. It made me happy in the pants.

That Jasper needs to GTFO, I hate him eternally(Not book Jasper, but that particular actor). He is fucked looking. Couldn't they hook us up with some Thomas Dekker? John Connor would Pwn as Jasper.



In conclusion

Alice > Everything.

[madndizzee.livejournal.com]

good god, it looks awful except for Alice. her comment about Bella smelling good... lol i keep wishing she'd lick Bella or something. you're right, KStew sounds terribly monotonous and she seems to only have one expression.

[lost-dreamer23.livejournal.com]

DAMMIT! The video won't load. Stupid school laptops...I wonder if it'll work at home...

[murasaki1200.livejournal.com]

OMGWTFBBQ! So painful. I don't even know whether I'll be strong enough to go through the whole thing.

Maybe someone will put together a 'best of' clip for YouTube?

[billy-rose.livejournal.com]

oooh.. clip not working
what is her char like, anyway? I haven't gotten around to reading the book and there's no way I'm watching the movie, but fic readage would be cool

[(Anonymous)]

Love Alice.

But this will forever be my Jasper:

(http://fr.tinypic.com)

[wishing-wounds.livejournal.com]

Rosalie's scamming on Alice's woman, LOL.

It's from the Vanity Fair shoot/interview they just did.

[ediwan-kenobi.livejournal.com]

For the ones who haven't seen the video....

Twilight - Escena Bella conoce a los Cullen (http://www.dailymotion.com/swf/k4spWz8yL2yl04Pzq3)
by engrunasproductions (http://www.dailymotion.com/engrunasproductions)

[jenshinrai.livejournal.com]

P.S. Is it just me, or does Jasper look majorly constipated? Like Mexicana night at the Cullen's went horribly wrong or something. I mean, I know he was a soldier, but in this clip he looks more like a soldier who really needs to poop.
A lot think of that, though my thoughts were, "Rathbbone, you can breathe."