Alice Cullen in motion ... be still my beating heart!

[fembuck]

New Twilight footage from Mexico

(Alice enters the scene at 0:57 and exits at 1:37 in case you want to skip the "acting" that comes before/after her entrance)

There should have been a cheek kiss, but I think Ashley Greene brought as much gay to the scene as she could with KStew doing an impeccable impersonation of a 2x4 opposite her.  Seriously dude, Alice is all like "well, I'll see you soon", leaning towards Bella like she wants to rub up against her like a cat in heat, and Bella's all like "okay" in the most monotone voice ever.  UGH!  KStew's voice is the worst.

Ashley Greene is pretty much perfection from what I've seen so far though.  I'm digging her as Alice.  *coos*  She's cute as a button, that one.

All in all, this movie is gonna be so awkward.  I am going to be cringing my way through it.  I thought reading the book was bad, but hearing the horrible dialogue and seeing the awkward situations in motion is totally worse.  The only thing that I'm actually looking forward to is Alice (and since she's like the one good thing that I've seen about this movie, you know she'll like hardly be in it *sigh*).

P.S.  Is it just me, or does Jasper look majorly constipated?  Like Mexicana night at the Cullen's went horribly wrong or something.  I mean, I know he was a soldier, but in this clip he looks more like a soldier who really needs to poop.

Comments

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

First of all, that. Was. Amazing. *squee* Alice's entrance is more than drool-worthy. I'm pretty sure I need to go change my underwear now. :O


ikr! My reaction was positively indecent. I want to do naughty, naughty things to that little pixie!

And what's up with Jasper being almost as short as Alice?? They're supposed to be farther apart!

lol, yeah, I know. When you make Alice about 6 inches taller than she should be, and Jasper about 3 inches shorter than he should be, you get a funny visual. I'm kind of glad Alice isn't so tiny though. 4'10 was a little too short for me, 5'5 is tall enough for me to perv on her.

[lost-dreamer23.livejournal.com]

I want to do naughty, naughty things to that little pixie!

*gasp*
I've already been there. :O (I wish.) Though I DID find Ashley Greene's official Myspace and I'm going to send her a megahuge message and see if she responds. I'll let you know if she does <3.

I'm kind of glad Alice isn't so tiny though. 4'10 was a little too short for me, 5'5 is tall enough for me to perv on her.
I wish she was around 5'4. I mean, 5'5 is great, but I'M 5'4. So, yeah. Maybe that would make the age-gap look a little less...illegal. *sweatdrop*

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

I've already been there.

So have I ... [small voice]in my dreams[/small voice]

I wish she was around 5'4. I mean, 5'5 is great, but I'M 5'4. So, yeah. Maybe that would make the age-gap look a little less...illegal. *sweatdrop*

You should be happy then, not only is Greene 5'5, but she's 21 and therefore not illegal at all! Perv on, bb! Perv free!

[lost-dreamer23.livejournal.com]

[small voice]in my dreams[/small voice]
Oh god...I know, right? *drools*

not only is Greene 5'5, but she's 21 and therefore not illegal at all!
Age difference...goes the other way. *shifty eyes*