Alice Cullen in motion ... be still my beating heart!

[fembuck]

New Twilight footage from Mexico

(Alice enters the scene at 0:57 and exits at 1:37 in case you want to skip the "acting" that comes before/after her entrance)

There should have been a cheek kiss, but I think Ashley Greene brought as much gay to the scene as she could with KStew doing an impeccable impersonation of a 2x4 opposite her.  Seriously dude, Alice is all like "well, I'll see you soon", leaning towards Bella like she wants to rub up against her like a cat in heat, and Bella's all like "okay" in the most monotone voice ever.  UGH!  KStew's voice is the worst.

Ashley Greene is pretty much perfection from what I've seen so far though.  I'm digging her as Alice.  *coos*  She's cute as a button, that one.

All in all, this movie is gonna be so awkward.  I am going to be cringing my way through it.  I thought reading the book was bad, but hearing the horrible dialogue and seeing the awkward situations in motion is totally worse.  The only thing that I'm actually looking forward to is Alice (and since she's like the one good thing that I've seen about this movie, you know she'll like hardly be in it *sigh*).

P.S.  Is it just me, or does Jasper look majorly constipated?  Like Mexicana night at the Cullen's went horribly wrong or something.  I mean, I know he was a soldier, but in this clip he looks more like a soldier who really needs to poop.

Comments

[bizarro-bluth.livejournal.com]

Duuude, best entrance ever. That random driveby hug was adorable. <3 Lets hope Alice continues to invade Bella's space in like every scene. Oh and lol at KStew's voice, I mean I knew it was a little low which doesn't bother, but compared to Ashley's she sounds like a truck driver or something.

... and so there goes about 50% of the enjoyment this movie will bring me. Eh, oh well I'm still going to see it, glutton for punishment and all, pray for me plz. :P

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

Duuude, best entrance ever.

ikr! Alice is the shit. Seriously, I felt like those fangirls when she came on screen. I was totally creaming myself. Aw, Alice ... super kawaii!

Lets hope Alice continues to invade Bella's space in like every scene.

I will gladly pay $10 to see that.

but compared to Ashley's she sounds like a truck driver or something.

LOL! I usually dig husky voices on chicks (Andrea Thompson, Angie Harmon, Lauren Bacall ... UNF!), but KStew's monotone husk isn't working for me. I need some inflection in that voice, bb.

Eh, oh well I'm still going to see it, glutton for punishment and all, pray for me plz.

I'll totes be flogging myself along with you, bb. Someone needs to pray for us both!

[bizarro-bluth.livejournal.com]

I'll totes be flogging myself along with you, bb.

I can already envision THE LOOKS I'll be getting when all the "ILY more than rainbows and puppies and..." and "I'd rather die than..." junk sends me into fits of laughter.

Oh and after the "Bella and I are gonna be great friends," Bella totes licks her lips, yes I'm ripping this thing apart to find all the subtext I can, though its purely for survival during the 'movie experience.'

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

I can already envision THE LOOKS I'll be getting when all the "ILY more than rainbows and puppies and..." and "I'd rather die than..." junk sends me into fits of laughter.

Oh, I know. The fangirls are gonna hate me. I'll be giggling loudest during the "romantic" E/B scenes that they're probably gonna be eating up.

Bella totes licks her lips, yes I'm ripping this thing apart to find all the subtext I can

Keep it up! Searching for subtext is gonna be what gets me through this thing!