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fembuckNew Twilight footage from Mexico
(Alice enters the scene at 0:57 and exits at 1:37 in case you want to skip the "acting" that comes before/after her entrance)
There should have been a cheek kiss, but I think Ashley Greene brought as much gay to the scene as she could with KStew doing an impeccable impersonation of a 2x4 opposite her. Seriously dude, Alice is all like "well, I'll see you soon", leaning towards Bella like she wants to rub up against her like a cat in heat, and Bella's all like "okay" in the most monotone voice ever. UGH! KStew's voice is the worst.
Ashley Greene is pretty much perfection from what I've seen so far though. I'm digging her as Alice. *coos* She's cute as a button, that one.
All in all, this movie is gonna be so awkward. I am going to be cringing my way through it. I thought reading the book was bad, but hearing the horrible dialogue and seeing the awkward situations in motion is totally worse. The only thing that I'm actually looking forward to is Alice (and since she's like the one good thing that I've seen about this movie, you know she'll like hardly be in it *sigh*).
P.S. Is it just me, or does Jasper look majorly constipated? Like Mexicana night at the Cullen's went horribly wrong or something. I mean, I know he was a soldier, but in this clip he looks more like a soldier who really needs to poop.
(Alice enters the scene at 0:57 and exits at 1:37 in case you want to skip the "acting" that comes before/after her entrance)
There should have been a cheek kiss, but I think Ashley Greene brought as much gay to the scene as she could with KStew doing an impeccable impersonation of a 2x4 opposite her. Seriously dude, Alice is all like "well, I'll see you soon", leaning towards Bella like she wants to rub up against her like a cat in heat, and Bella's all like "okay" in the most monotone voice ever. UGH! KStew's voice is the worst.
Ashley Greene is pretty much perfection from what I've seen so far though. I'm digging her as Alice. *coos* She's cute as a button, that one.
All in all, this movie is gonna be so awkward. I am going to be cringing my way through it. I thought reading the book was bad, but hearing the horrible dialogue and seeing the awkward situations in motion is totally worse. The only thing that I'm actually looking forward to is Alice (and since she's like the one good thing that I've seen about this movie, you know she'll like hardly be in it *sigh*).
P.S. Is it just me, or does Jasper look majorly constipated? Like Mexicana night at the Cullen's went horribly wrong or something. I mean, I know he was a soldier, but in this clip he looks more like a soldier who really needs to poop.
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Date: 2008-10-31 01:55 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-10-31 02:02 am (UTC)lol, I know. It's gonna be BRUTAL!
I'm looking forward to it, in a weird and self-destructive way.
The lulz this movie will bring out ... I'm kind of looking forward to it too. I'm gonna end up giggling behind my hand (or cringing at the awkward) for like the entire movie.
Alice, Bitchalie,
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Date: 2008-10-31 01:56 am (UTC)Dude. That was one of the best 40 seconds of my life.
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Date: 2008-10-31 02:03 am (UTC)Alice muthafuckin' Cullen, bb! She is the reason I am going to see this train wreck. The Alice stills were nice, but Alice is motion is irresistible.
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Date: 2008-10-31 02:12 am (UTC)I love how Bella was all: um....ok?
But then she'll totally fall for Alice. She's just not used to the idea yet.
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Date: 2008-10-31 02:18 am (UTC)I know. I first time I heard it, I was like "it's a bit babyish". But the more I watch it the more I like it. It just makes me want to hug Alice and rain butterfly kisses all over her adorable pixie face!
I love how Bella was all: um....ok?
Bella's reaction was kind of funny actually. I mean, it probably would be pretty alarming to have a stranger just walk up to you and hug you and then tell everyone in the room what great friends you're going to be in the future.
But then she'll totally fall for Alice. She's just not used to the idea yet.
This. They are going to look back on that memory fondly snuggling together in bed. Bella will be all chagrined, and Alice will kiss her embarrassment away until they laugh aboutit before making the sweet, sweet lady gay love.
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Date: 2008-10-31 04:55 am (UTC)Yeah it would be. LOL
Awwww, is that a moment in the Edge?
I love how Alice comes in on a TREE BRANCH. WITH BALLET SHOES.
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Date: 2008-10-31 12:38 pm (UTC)Word. I've heard Ashley Greene's voice before and it's not quite that high, so it was a little unexpected. But I like it, it's perfect for Alice. Kind of whimsical, just like her.
Awwww, is that a moment in the Edge?
Not as of yet ;) Maybe if I can work it in.
I love how Alice comes in on a TREE BRANCH. WITH BALLET SHOES.
This was mint! Mint. I loved it :D
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Date: 2008-10-31 02:04 am (UTC)But Alice is kind of awesome there, I agree.
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Date: 2008-10-31 02:07 am (UTC)I know. Even though I enjoy mocking the hell out of everything that has to do with Twilight, I think there was a part of me that was hoping that the movie might be surprisingly decent. You know, that I would be like pleasantly surprised by it.
... ... I'm now convinced that's not gonna happen. This movie is gonna be every bit as brutal as people have been predicting. Maybe even MORE brutal, which I didn't think was possible.
But Alice is kind of awesome there, I agree.
Alice is the only reason I'm going to see this. I don't know whether I should hate or love Ashely Greene for this. I mean, she's made Alice come alive on screen for me, but then again if her Alice weren't so good then I could happily never see this piece of shit.
*sigh*
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Date: 2008-10-31 02:31 am (UTC)ALICE.
That is all. Literally. I only want to see this movie for her and Emmett and Rose and the hot parents and RPattz sort of. I'm not even sure I'll see it in theatres now since Summit has basically given away the whole fucking movie.
I am chagrined. I was hoping it'd be good but this just makes me feel sorry for my srs bsns friends.
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Date: 2008-10-31 03:51 am (UTC)*swoons*
This.
I only want to see this movie for her and Emmett and Rose and the hot parents and RPattz sort of.
Word. In fact I resent this movie for lessening RPattz sexy with his Edwardness. If RPattz wasn't Edward I would be creaming myself to see him on the big screen again, playing a vampire no less. But Edward sucks so much that it takes away from my enjoyment of the RPattz and that's just wrong.
I was hoping it'd be good but this just makes me feel sorry for my srs bsns friends.
I wouldn't worry too much. If the squeeing fangirls in the video were any indication the srs bsns fans will eat this shit up. It will be their nirvana. It's us haterz that will suffer.
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Date: 2008-10-31 02:53 am (UTC)... and so there goes about 50% of the enjoyment this movie will bring me. Eh, oh well I'm still going to see it, glutton for punishment and all, pray for me plz. :P
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Date: 2008-10-31 03:48 am (UTC)ikr! Alice is the shit. Seriously, I felt like those fangirls when she came on screen. I was totally creaming myself. Aw, Alice ... super kawaii!
Lets hope Alice continues to invade Bella's space in like every scene.
I will gladly pay $10 to see that.
but compared to Ashley's she sounds like a truck driver or something.
LOL! I usually dig husky voices on chicks (Andrea Thompson, Angie Harmon, Lauren Bacall ... UNF!), but KStew's monotone husk isn't working for me. I need some inflection in that voice, bb.
Eh, oh well I'm still going to see it, glutton for punishment and all, pray for me plz.
I'll totes be flogging myself along with you, bb. Someone needs to pray for us both!
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Date: 2008-10-31 04:15 am (UTC)I can already envision THE LOOKS I'll be getting when all the "ILY more than rainbows and puppies and..." and "I'd rather die than..." junk sends me into fits of laughter.
Oh and after the "Bella and I are gonna be great friends," Bella totes licks her lips, yes I'm ripping this thing apart to find all the subtext I can, though its purely for survival during the 'movie experience.'
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Date: 2008-10-31 12:40 pm (UTC)Oh, I know. The fangirls are gonna hate me. I'll be giggling loudest during the "romantic" E/B scenes that they're probably gonna be eating up.
Bella totes licks her lips, yes I'm ripping this thing apart to find all the subtext I can
Keep it up! Searching for subtext is gonna be what gets me through this thing!
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Date: 2008-10-31 03:29 am (UTC)She's a lil kittycat, climbing trees and clinging to soon-to-be-lesbians. :D
I love her voice even though I could hardly hear it over the fanbrats laughing in the back but yeah... I could sit through this movie if only for Alice and the lulzfactor from thinking of "Growing Up Cullen" all the way through (Oh lord especially when they walked into Edward's room *cracks up*).
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Date: 2008-10-31 03:55 am (UTC)This.
She's a lil kittycat, climbing trees and clinging to soon-to-be-lesbians.
LOL! Aw, Alice you cute silly lil kitten. Bella was totally like catnip to her in this scene. That beeline she made for Bella was hawt.
I could sit through this movie if only for Alice and the lulzfactor from thinking of "Growing Up Cullen" all the way through (Oh lord especially when they walked into Edward's room *cracks up*).
Oh, I know. I WILL NOT be able to take Emmett seriously. All I'm going to see is Growing Up Cullen Emmett, and I will laugh at everything that comes out of his mouth.
But yeah, it's all about Alice and the LULZ. I'm going to be the annoying giggler in the theater that laughs uncontrollably at everything (especially the 'serious' parts, because you know nothing will be funnier that these people trying to take this material srsly)
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Date: 2008-10-31 04:07 am (UTC)I think I just looked at him leaning against the wall and bust out laughing.
I'm going to be the annoying giggler in the theater that laughs uncontrollably at everything (especially the 'serious' parts, because you know nothing will be funnier that these people trying to take this material srsly)
FTW so will I! *high five* :D
Btw I totally had a five minute laughing fit after I read your comments about Jasper's constipation, for serious. Even more when I watched it the second time and saw that he indeed looks 'troubled'.
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Date: 2008-10-31 12:58 pm (UTC)I think I just looked at him leaning against the wall and bust out laughing.
This. Every time he is on screen no matter what he's doing I'm going to be laughing. I will just imagine him saying Growing Up Cullen like things.
Btw I totally had a five minute laughing fit after I read your comments about Jasper's constipation, for serious.
Thank goodness it wasn't just me! It looked like he was five seconds away from making a mad dash to the bathroom. I think I'm going to be lawling at Jasper quite a bit if he acts like that for the whole movie.
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Date: 2008-10-31 04:42 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-10-31 12:41 pm (UTC)Alice never seemed to understand the difference between being friendly and flirting and I'm loving Greene for keeping the flirty edge to their interactions. I hope she keeps up the good work every time she's on screen on with Bella.
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Date: 2008-10-31 05:53 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-10-31 11:44 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-10-31 12:45 pm (UTC)LOL! It's like you see it and wish that it was the cast messing around because you don't want to think that people spent semi big money to produce something so atrocious, but then you realize it's real and want to cry.
Bella's not THAT bad, you keep talking about Alice all the time
... eh ... for me, Bella kind of is that bad. I can't really stand her in the books, and KStew's impression of the living dead isn't really enticing me over to Team Bella. Alice remains awesome however, lol
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Date: 2008-10-31 10:26 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-10-31 12:47 pm (UTC)This.
Even Bella's actress couldn't pull that off.
This is classic KStew, though. She only ever has one expression. Every once in a while she will
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Date: 2008-10-31 11:06 am (UTC)Like, sure, it was awkward and horrible but I lol'd at that. In fact I'll be loling at the whole movie. I'm sure we all will be.
And the crazy fangirls as soon as they saw Alice. I was like 'Alice pwns everything. Amiright, you guise?'
And Alice's *Inhale* ... You do smell good.
Dirty thoughts, straight away. It made me happy in the pants.
That Jasper needs to GTFO, I hate him eternally(Not book Jasper, but that particular actor). He is fucked looking. Couldn't they hook us up with some Thomas Dekker? John Connor would Pwn as Jasper.
In conclusion
Alice > Everything.
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Date: 2008-10-31 12:53 pm (UTC)No, I found that hilarious. It was classic Bitchy!Rose and I love bitchy Rose. I love how that was like it for her, and immediately after she went on the attack. You could just see her thinking in my head, "I wasted all afternoon, when I could've been watching the ANTM marathon making PASTA for a HUMAN, and the bitch already ate? Fuck this shit!"
I was like 'Alice pwns everything. Amiright, you guise?'
u r rite, bb. U r rite! I really loved that reaction too because I felt the same way. It's the only time I understood that audiences reactions.
And Alice's *Inhale* ... You do smell good.
UNF! That was delicious. I love how happy Alice looked when she said that too!
He is fucked looking.
LOL! LOL! Jasper is kind of fucked looking in the movie. I waffle back and forth on whether or not Jackson Rathbone is good-looking (he may be TOO pretty), but the blond hair and the constipated poster and the buttoned-all-the-way-up shirt make him look very very funny.
Couldn't they hook us up with some Thomas Dekker?
Before the casting was made, people were throwing around the idea of Trent Ford and I loved that idea. That would have been sweet.
In conclusion
Alice > Everything.
This. I'm gonna start ending every conversation this way.
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Date: 2008-11-01 02:38 pm (UTC)Trent Ford would have been fucking awesome. That Jasper is just not right. The Idea that Alice has had sex with him *Shudder*
Speaking of Alice > Everything. Did you like that song, I sent you in one of the comments to a 'The Edge'? You know, The song about Alice?
Just wondering =]
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Date: 2008-10-31 11:31 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-10-31 12:55 pm (UTC)This.
her comment about Bella smelling good... lol i keep wishing she'd lick Bella or something.
That was delicious (like Bella). I'm so glad they kept that line in. I hope they continue to have Alice flirt with Bella like it's going out of style. In the books Alice didn't seem to understand the difference between friendship and flirting and I hope the screen version is similarly confused ;)
KStew sounds terribly monotonous and she seems to only have one expression.
That's our KStew *wan wan* She will act like that for the whole movie. I have no expectation to be charmed by Bella for a second (and if I am, it would probably be an accident)
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Date: 2008-10-31 01:47 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-10-31 03:43 pm (UTC)First of all, that. Was. Amazing. *squee* Alice's entrance is more than drool-worthy. I'm pretty sure I need to go change my underwear now. :O
Also, yes. Yes Jasper does look like a soldier who needs to poop. Very much so.
And what's up with Jasper being almost as short as Alice?? They're supposed to be farther apart!
Either way...that was gold. Alice is all like "RAWR" and Bella's all like "Must...act...decent...in front...of...Edward... *twitch*"
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Date: 2008-10-31 11:14 pm (UTC)ikr! My reaction was positively indecent. I want to do naughty, naughty things to that little pixie!
And what's up with Jasper being almost as short as Alice?? They're supposed to be farther apart!
lol, yeah, I know. When you make Alice about 6 inches taller than she should be, and Jasper about 3 inches shorter than he should be, you get a funny visual. I'm kind of glad Alice isn't so tiny though. 4'10 was a little too short for me, 5'5 is tall enough for me to perv on her.
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Date: 2008-11-01 01:27 am (UTC)*gasp*
I've already been there. :O (I wish.) Though I DID find Ashley Greene's official Myspace and I'm going to send her a megahuge message and see if she responds. I'll let you know if she does <3.
I wish she was around 5'4. I mean, 5'5 is great, but I'M 5'4. So, yeah. Maybe that would make the age-gap look a little less...illegal. *sweatdrop*
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Date: 2008-11-01 01:38 am (UTC)So have I ... [small voice]in my dreams[/small voice]
I wish she was around 5'4. I mean, 5'5 is great, but I'M 5'4. So, yeah. Maybe that would make the age-gap look a little less...illegal. *sweatdrop*
You should be happy then, not only is Greene 5'5, but she's 21 and therefore not illegal at all! Perv on, bb! Perv free!
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Date: 2008-11-01 01:51 am (UTC)Oh god...I know, right? *drools*
Age difference...goes the other way. *shifty eyes*
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Date: 2008-10-31 04:13 pm (UTC)Maybe someone will put together a 'best of' clip for YouTube?
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Date: 2008-10-31 11:46 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-11-01 01:29 am (UTC)(yes, I do edit videos... http://www.youtube.com/VOLKSVAGONProduction FYI.)
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Date: 2008-11-01 01:40 am (UTC)Dude, that would be awesome. The footage being taken down makes me cry. I need to see Alice in motion again *sobs*
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Date: 2008-11-01 01:52 am (UTC)I need her. It's becoming infectious.
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Date: 2008-10-31 11:56 pm (UTC)what is her char like, anyway? I haven't gotten around to reading the book and there's no way I'm watching the movie, but fic readage would be cool
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Date: 2008-11-01 06:59 pm (UTC)But this will forever be my Jasper:
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Date: 2008-11-01 09:40 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-11-06 07:06 am (UTC)Rosalie's scamming on Alice's woman, LOL.
It's from the Vanity Fair shoot/interview they just did.
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Date: 2008-11-13 06:09 am (UTC)Twilight - Escena Bella conoce a los Cullen (http://www.dailymotion.com/swf/k4spWz8yL2yl04Pzq3)
by engrunasproductions (http://www.dailymotion.com/engrunasproductions)
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Date: 2008-12-09 05:10 am (UTC)A lot think of that, though my thoughts were, "Rathbbone, you can breathe."