...Best Damn Tapper! *Most Smartest*

( Thoughts on Warehouse 13 - 1x03 - Magnetism )

( Thoughts on Nurse Jackie - 1x07 - Steak Knife )

Also, in other news ... 

Here's a new picture of Alice Cullen looking like a hot bitch!


And after watching this .gif in a state of dazed wonderment, I now really, really want to watch Skins.  Seriously, I saved this a while ago and just found it again, and I am amazed that I could have forgotten I had such a thing in my possession.  Tis' fucking awesome.

OK!: How does Alice change in the sequel?
My character’s going to be a good 60 percent bigger in the second film.



(  I don't know how I feel about this ya'll. On one hand, more Ashley being awesome, but on the other hand, it means more Twilight. )

(Full Interview - with cute pic of Ashley as Alice)

Also, LJ folks here's the link to my dreamwidth journal, whichangharad_gov luckily pointed out I hadn't included in my first post.

Thanks for being such a hot bitch, bb.

( Alice being hot hot sex behind the cut ... )

.gifs made by boxesofbullets and found at ontd_twatlight 

New Twilight footage from Mexico

(Alice enters the scene at 0:57 and exits at 1:37 in case you want to skip the "acting" that comes before/after her entrance)

There should have been a cheek kiss, but I think Ashley Greene brought as much gay to the scene as she could with KStew doing an impeccable impersonation of a 2x4 opposite her.  Seriously dude, Alice is all like "well, I'll see you soon", leaning towards Bella like she wants to rub up against her like a cat in heat, and Bella's all like "okay" in the most monotone voice ever.  UGH!  KStew's voice is the worst.

Ashley Greene is pretty much perfection from what I've seen so far though.  I'm digging her as Alice.  *coos*  She's cute as a button, that one.

All in all, this movie is gonna be so awkward.  I am going to be cringing my way through it.  I thought reading the book was bad, but hearing the horrible dialogue and seeing the awkward situations in motion is totally worse.  The only thing that I'm actually looking forward to is Alice (and since she's like the one good thing that I've seen about this movie, you know she'll like hardly be in it *sigh*).

P.S.  Is it just me, or does Jasper look majorly constipated?  Like Mexicana night at the Cullen's went horribly wrong or something.  I mean, I know he was a soldier, but in this clip he looks more like a soldier who really needs to poop.