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fembuckNew Twilight footage from Mexico
(Alice enters the scene at 0:57 and exits at 1:37 in case you want to skip the "acting" that comes before/after her entrance)
There should have been a cheek kiss, but I think Ashley Greene brought as much gay to the scene as she could with KStew doing an impeccable impersonation of a 2x4 opposite her. Seriously dude, Alice is all like "well, I'll see you soon", leaning towards Bella like she wants to rub up against her like a cat in heat, and Bella's all like "okay" in the most monotone voice ever. UGH! KStew's voice is the worst.
Ashley Greene is pretty much perfection from what I've seen so far though. I'm digging her as Alice. *coos* She's cute as a button, that one.
All in all, this movie is gonna be so awkward. I am going to be cringing my way through it. I thought reading the book was bad, but hearing the horrible dialogue and seeing the awkward situations in motion is totally worse. The only thing that I'm actually looking forward to is Alice (and since she's like the one good thing that I've seen about this movie, you know she'll like hardly be in it *sigh*).
P.S. Is it just me, or does Jasper look majorly constipated? Like Mexicana night at the Cullen's went horribly wrong or something. I mean, I know he was a soldier, but in this clip he looks more like a soldier who really needs to poop.
(Alice enters the scene at 0:57 and exits at 1:37 in case you want to skip the "acting" that comes before/after her entrance)
There should have been a cheek kiss, but I think Ashley Greene brought as much gay to the scene as she could with KStew doing an impeccable impersonation of a 2x4 opposite her. Seriously dude, Alice is all like "well, I'll see you soon", leaning towards Bella like she wants to rub up against her like a cat in heat, and Bella's all like "okay" in the most monotone voice ever. UGH! KStew's voice is the worst.
Ashley Greene is pretty much perfection from what I've seen so far though. I'm digging her as Alice. *coos* She's cute as a button, that one.
All in all, this movie is gonna be so awkward. I am going to be cringing my way through it. I thought reading the book was bad, but hearing the horrible dialogue and seeing the awkward situations in motion is totally worse. The only thing that I'm actually looking forward to is Alice (and since she's like the one good thing that I've seen about this movie, you know she'll like hardly be in it *sigh*).
P.S. Is it just me, or does Jasper look majorly constipated? Like Mexicana night at the Cullen's went horribly wrong or something. I mean, I know he was a soldier, but in this clip he looks more like a soldier who really needs to poop.
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Date: 2008-10-31 03:29 am (UTC)She's a lil kittycat, climbing trees and clinging to soon-to-be-lesbians. :D
I love her voice even though I could hardly hear it over the fanbrats laughing in the back but yeah... I could sit through this movie if only for Alice and the lulzfactor from thinking of "Growing Up Cullen" all the way through (Oh lord especially when they walked into Edward's room *cracks up*).
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Date: 2008-10-31 03:55 am (UTC)This.
She's a lil kittycat, climbing trees and clinging to soon-to-be-lesbians.
LOL! Aw, Alice you cute silly lil kitten. Bella was totally like catnip to her in this scene. That beeline she made for Bella was hawt.
I could sit through this movie if only for Alice and the lulzfactor from thinking of "Growing Up Cullen" all the way through (Oh lord especially when they walked into Edward's room *cracks up*).
Oh, I know. I WILL NOT be able to take Emmett seriously. All I'm going to see is Growing Up Cullen Emmett, and I will laugh at everything that comes out of his mouth.
But yeah, it's all about Alice and the LULZ. I'm going to be the annoying giggler in the theater that laughs uncontrollably at everything (especially the 'serious' parts, because you know nothing will be funnier that these people trying to take this material srsly)
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Date: 2008-10-31 04:07 am (UTC)I think I just looked at him leaning against the wall and bust out laughing.
I'm going to be the annoying giggler in the theater that laughs uncontrollably at everything (especially the 'serious' parts, because you know nothing will be funnier that these people trying to take this material srsly)
FTW so will I! *high five* :D
Btw I totally had a five minute laughing fit after I read your comments about Jasper's constipation, for serious. Even more when I watched it the second time and saw that he indeed looks 'troubled'.
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Date: 2008-10-31 12:58 pm (UTC)I think I just looked at him leaning against the wall and bust out laughing.
This. Every time he is on screen no matter what he's doing I'm going to be laughing. I will just imagine him saying Growing Up Cullen like things.
Btw I totally had a five minute laughing fit after I read your comments about Jasper's constipation, for serious.
Thank goodness it wasn't just me! It looked like he was five seconds away from making a mad dash to the bathroom. I think I'm going to be lawling at Jasper quite a bit if he acts like that for the whole movie.