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Title:  Cherries and Cream
Author: Janine
Fandom:  The Runaways
Pairing:  Joan/Cherie
Rating: R
Words: 768
Disclaimer:  I don’t own them.
Summary:  Cherie gets a new outfit and Joan doesn’t approve … at first.

( "You look like a porn star," Joan drawled ... )

So, I was dragged to see this on opening night, which meant I was surrounded by people who genuinely enjoy all things Twilight. That was a trippy experience for sure. I was killing myself laughing throughout things that other people were swooning over, and I was cringing throughout parts that had most of the theater clapping and cheering. Thank god, I was there with hater friends who supported my mockery.

Verdict: Well, it’s better than Twilight that’s for sure. Though, I'm not sure that's really saying much ;)

So yeah, this movie was tolerable and even enjoyable at some parts. I'm never gonna go near Twilight again, but if you gave me alcohol I could be convinced to watch New Moon again sometime in the future (though I don't plan on paying for it again).

( Pics ... pics! )
( Video! )

Fantastic discussion about who wears the pants in the NikkiStew relationship ... my vote goes to Nikki.  She is a gentleman (even KStew's mom knows this ... see info on K-11).

NikkiStew featured on afterellen.com - Nice picspam and some info on K-11 (a.k.a. NReed plays a man, and NikkiStew get to have a huge gay love fest on screen that will lead to even gayer interviewers, though unfortunately not as many interviews as Twilight has produced)

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Also, check out kstew_nreed y'all!  It's where the latest is NikkiStew is at!

In conclusion ... ( this )

P.S.  thanks to kstew_nreed for pictures and links

DOWNLOADABLE VERSION HERE

Seriously, this video is glorious.  The whole thing is just snippets of Nikki and KStew being completely hands and gay for each other.  These two are seriously trying to give Bleighton a run for their money (they even upped the ante with mouth-kissing ... let's hope Bleighton sees their bet ... and raises!)

Things that make you go 'hmm' ...

1.  What exactly did Nikki do to make KStew squeal and giggle at the 0:23 mark? 

My vote:  I totally think she pinched a nipple.  Check it out, her hand is totally on KStew's chestal area!  There was some major gropage going on their (just like every other time they were within reach of each other)

2.  At the 0:40 second mark, what the hale are Nikki and KStew saying together? 

My vote:  I don't care, it was presh as hale.

3.  At the 0:47 mark, what are Nikki and KStew taking about/looking at?

My vote:  A video of them doing it from the night before on KStew ipod (I totally think it would be her idea to tape themselves.)

4.  Do you think it is possible for Nikki and KStew to be within reach of each other and not cuddle?

My vote:  NO!  I think it would literally kill them (at least you would think so from the fact that they are ALWAYS touching!  The only times they were all up on each other, was like when the photographer made KStew take pictures with RPattz)

DISCUSS, bbs, discuss!

New Twilight footage from Mexico

(Alice enters the scene at 0:57 and exits at 1:37 in case you want to skip the "acting" that comes before/after her entrance)

There should have been a cheek kiss, but I think Ashley Greene brought as much gay to the scene as she could with KStew doing an impeccable impersonation of a 2x4 opposite her.  Seriously dude, Alice is all like "well, I'll see you soon", leaning towards Bella like she wants to rub up against her like a cat in heat, and Bella's all like "okay" in the most monotone voice ever.  UGH!  KStew's voice is the worst.

Ashley Greene is pretty much perfection from what I've seen so far though.  I'm digging her as Alice.  *coos*  She's cute as a button, that one.

All in all, this movie is gonna be so awkward.  I am going to be cringing my way through it.  I thought reading the book was bad, but hearing the horrible dialogue and seeing the awkward situations in motion is totally worse.  The only thing that I'm actually looking forward to is Alice (and since she's like the one good thing that I've seen about this movie, you know she'll like hardly be in it *sigh*).

P.S.  Is it just me, or does Jasper look majorly constipated?  Like Mexicana night at the Cullen's went horribly wrong or something.  I mean, I know he was a soldier, but in this clip he looks more like a soldier who really needs to poop.