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fembuckTitle: Tango in D Minor
Author: Janine
Fandom: Gossip Girl
Pairing: Serena/Blair
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: I don’t own them.
Summary: Blair and Serena’s relationship continues to grow. Sequel to Audrey Can Wait and Here We Go
Tango in D Minor - Parts 4-5
Tango in D Minor - Part 6
Tango in D Minor - Part 7
Tango in D Minor - Parts 8 & 9
Tango in D Minor - Part 10
Tango in D Minor - Part 11
Part Twelve
Blair flipped her hair, turning her head dramatically to the side to look at Isabel with a thoughtful expression on her face.
“So no matter what I tried I just couldn’t get mine as thick and dramatic as what I’d been seeing at Prada, Badgley Mischka, Christopher Kane and Louis Vuitton,” Blair said shaking her head a little. “But then it came to me, what I needed to do was expand my wing tips.”
“Cat-like or calligraphy style?” Isabel asked looking at Blair with an absolutely rapt expression on her face.
“That’s the beauty of it,” Blair said with a smile. “It doesn’t matter. Liner has a painterly shape this season, like the flick of a watercolour brush. Either way will look flirty, vintage and artful.”
The girls around her gasped and nodded. Excited voices chattered away around her for a few moments after that and Blair basked in her own wisdom.
It was good to be queen.
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“Daniel,” Serena greeted with a smile as Dan sidled up beside her.
“Ms. Van der Woodsen,” Dan responded circling his hand in front of his body before bowing regally.
Serena laughed and knocked him in the shoulder.
“So, how are things going with your lady love?” Serena asked as they made their way through the iron gates that opened into Constance Billard and the
Dan smiled and blushed a little before shrugging his shoulders. “They’re … going,” Dan said halting before looking over at Serena and smiling self-consciously before shaking his head. “It’s strange, it’s an adjustment you know,” he continued when Serena smiled over at him and rested a hand on his shoulder. “We were best friends, and then she took off for a year and when she suddenly showed back up with no warning it was kind of like …”
Serena laughed airily causing Dan to look over at her.
“It’s just … I totally get it,” she grinning. Dan could have been describing things between her and Blair when she came back. “But it’s good strange right, like ‘nobody should be this happy without barbiturates’ strange. Or ‘I always loved talking to you about weird pretentious books and music that nobody else has ever heard about and now I also get to make-out with you’ strange, right?”
“Okay, first of all, I’m totally not agreeing with you on that last point,” Dan said pointing a finger at Serena. “Lots of people have heard of ‘The Crying of Lot 49’. Thomas Pynchon is like an American legend. And even you’ve heard of The Misshapes so you don’t get to insult my music,” Dan continued as Serena put up her hands in surrender. “But yes, it’s good strange. And the making-out part is definitely a keeper.”
“They are the Edie Sedgwick’s of the new millennium,” Serena said. Blair hated the Misshapes, but she liked their style and had been inspired more than a few times by them when making her own fashion choices. “Wait til you get to the ‘buying expensive gifts for her because she pouts and you’re weak’ part.”
“Not as fun?” Dan asked lifting an eyebrow. He figured for him it would be more tracking down obscure, vintage comics, LPs or lunch boxes but it was basically the same thing.
“Well, the getting rewarded for your thoughtfulness afterward isn’t bad,” Serena said looking over at him and grinning before facing forward again, a smile still on her lips.
“I think I’ve still got a way to go before I reap those particular benefits,” Dan said shaking his head. Now that he and Serena were firmly friends he didn’t find the idea of her and Blair together quite as titillating as he had in the past, but it was still a little titillating. In fact he suspected she knew that and was deliberately torturing him by dropping little hints about all of the fabulous sex they had that he would never see. “We don’t all have the infamous van der Woodsen charm.”
“There’s nothing wrong with the Humphrey charm,” Serena said sincerely turning to face him again, before she erupted into a big smile. “It even got you the girl this time.”
Dan placed his hand over his heart and made a face, before grinning at her as well.
“So are we still on for the Chocolate Show on the weekend?” Dan asked as they neared the spot where they normally parted ways. “Blair’s coming right? Van’s been waiting to meet her.”
Serena shook her head. “It’s horrible how much you’re anticipating them hating each other and providing amusement for us for the entire night. The Germans have a word for that you know,” Serena responded though she was smiling.
“Schadenfreude,” Dan replied, “'Pleasure taken from someone else's misfortune'. It’s a word I believe Blair has an intimate knowledge of,” he continued pointedly.
“And this is where I say ‘adieu’,” Serena replied grinning walking backwards away from Dan before he could launch into another Blair rant. “And yes, we’re both in.”
Dan smirked as he turned towards the Nightengale-Bamford. It was going to be a fun Saturday.
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Lunch…
Serena lounged on the large cement steps that led to the
Serena was watching a squirrel play with an acorn – or maybe it was a pebble she couldn’t be sure and the squirrel looked confused as well – while Blair talked about how she was able to examine the laser cut radzimir dresses at Fashion Week up close.
Serena had already heard the story a half dozen times and was deeply intimate with the details of it, like the foam material between the lining and sculpted look the radzmir gave the clothes so she let her mind drift just enjoying the sound of Blair’s voice as she watched the squirrel.
“Jesus, it’s freezing out here,” Blair exclaimed a few minutes later, drawing Serena’s eyes over to her.
“It is November,” Serena murmured smirking a little.
“Thank you, S,” Blair responded rolling her eyes. “That was extremely helpful,” she continued glaring at Serena peevishly.
Serena shrugged. She thought Blair was cute when she was peevish.
“Let’s go inside,” Blair declared, and without another word all of the girls around them gathered their things and stood up.
As they walked back towards the schools main doors, Blair began to talk about the mango lobster skewers that had been served. It just reminded Serena that she had only had time to eat half of her lunch on the steps and that she was still hungry.
“Serena, oh my god.”
Serena turned to the side as a body collapsed against her.
“Hey, Little … Jenny,” the older blonde said correcting herself as she looked down curiously at her brother’s girlfriend. “What’s up?”
“Have you seen this?” Jenny asked holding up her phone.
“Yeah, it’s your phone,” Serena responded her eyebrows scrunching together, trying to determine whether Jenny had gotten a new phone or not and if she was supposed to compliment her on the possibly new purchase.
“No, not the phone,” Jenny said finally having regain her breath a little bit. “The Gossip Girl update.”
Serena shook her head. “No, we always turn our phones off at lunch,” she replied. “Why?” she asked getting a sinking feeling in her gut.
The last time she had been mentioned in the column Gossip Girl had shown pictures of her alone at a bar with a drink in her hand and speculated for two paragraphs about why she had fallen off of the wagon (which she hadn’t!).
Nothing good came of Gossip Girl updates and Serena dreaded to think Gossip Girl could have written about her that could have made Jenny come looking for her.
Serena turned her head to the side to look around them when Jenny didn’t respond immediately and noticed that were quite a few people looking in her direction. More people than usual anyway and sighed.
“I’m still cold!” Blair called from a few paces a head. She and the others had stopped walking a few moments after Serena stopped to talk to Jenny.
Serena ignored the brunette for the moment and focused her attention on Jenny.
“Jenny,” Serena said softly.
“It’s about you and Blair,” Jenny said holding the phone out so that Serena could read the automatic web text message she had received along with rest of the school five minutes before.
Serena took the phone and looked down at the screen.
//The Incredibly True Adventures of Two Besties in Love? It certainly looks like it from where we’re sitting.
Spotted: S and B tucked away in a quiet little corner of Central P spending some quality time together.
Could this be the beginning of a beautiful Sapphic relationship?
Shakira tells us that her ‘hips don’t lie’, and I think that we can all agree that the ‘lips don’t lie’ either because there’s no misreading the nature of this particular lip-lock (pictured below).
(Click the link to see S and B wearing either other’s lips in streaming video)
Goodness girls, come up for air!
We here at Gossip Girl would like to be the first to congratulate the love birds!
S and B have always made us a little misty-eyed, so … here’s lookin’ at you kids!
XOXO Gossip Girl//
“S,” Blair said a slightly whiney quality to her voice as she walked over to Serena and linked her arm through the blonde’s. “Can’t you humor Little J inside?”
“Turn on your phone,” Serena said softly to Blair, her eyes still on Jenny’s.
“Wha …” Blair started to ask, the look on Serena’s face registering with her for the first time.
“Never mind,” Serena said turning to look at Blair. “Here,” she said passing Jenny’s phone over to the brunette.
Once Blair had a hold of it Serena looked around again to see that people were openly watching them now, and that the crowd had started to move in closer.
Blair handed the phone back over to Jenny a minute after receiving it from Serena, her eyes lifting to look around them as Serena was doing.
There was now a loose circle of girls around them.
Blair shifted her weight and glared at them.
She knew it was going to come to this eventually.
There were no secrets at prep school.
“Oh, whatever!” Blair declared in her most irritated tone of voice, rolling her eyes at everyone who dared make eye contact with her. “Like this is so shocking. Girls kissing girls, oh my god the sky is falling,” she continued slapping her hands to her cheeks and a faux horrified look on her face. “Admit it, you would all make out with her too!” she went on challengingly.
Serena looked over at Blair, and then back out at the crowd who seemed to be focused on her. She could see some of them exchanging glances, and others nodding their heads or shrugging as they looked at her.
It was almost flattering.
“This is stupid,” Blair declared petulantly, “and boring. I’m bored,” she went on still addressing the crowd before she turned her attention to Serena. “Come on, Bergdorf Goodman just got in the new Diane von Furstenberg dresses and you haven’t bought me anything in a while,” she continued grabbing Serena’s hand.
And with that Blair began to walk, dragging Serena behind her, the circle of girls that had formed around them parting as she approached to let herself and Serena through before it closed up again and the other students of Constance Billard gathered around closer together again.
The crowd of girls watched S and B’s retreat and then turned to observe each other, waiting to see how everyone else felt about what had just happened before saying anything themselves.
“So?” Kati asked no one in particular, her eyebrow lifting.
“They’re still the best looking, best dressed, richest girls at the school,” Isabel responded thoughtfully. She’d had time to think about S and B being together since Chuck had brought it up, and she didn’t think that she cared in any significant way.
There was a general murmur of agreement from those around her.
“If Serena’s dating Blair it means that our boyfriend’s are safe,” Leticia said her voice relatively quiet but still loud enough to carry in the silent courtyard.
Even more girls nodded at that. Serena van der Woodsen was to Constance Billard what Angelina Jolie was to the world: a constant source of anxiety for the girlfriend of any male who came within sight of her.
“Blair’s been less terrifying in the past two months,” another voice called from within the crowd.
Another round of nods; it was true, it really was. It was possible for some girls to pass Blair these days without feeling like they were going to throw up from fear. She wasn’t really nicer per say, but if you didn’t actively aggravate her she pretty much ignored you which was a nice change of pace from how she had been the previous year.
“They’re a really good looking couple,” Kati said thoughtfully, her head tilted up to the sky contemplatively. “I kind of like looking at them standing next to each other,” she continued slowly as if she was offering meaningful commentary.
Most of the girls in the crowd had to admit that was true.
“Okay then … whatever,” Isabel said already bored with the entire situation.
A few minutes later the circle had cleared and everyone went back to the parts of the courtyard they had been occupying before the Gossip Girl update.
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Blair stopped walking so suddenly that Serena almost slammed into her back.
They were two blocks away from the school.
“Oh my god,” Blair said turning around to look at Serena, her eyes wide and little watery. “Did we just come out?”
Serena was silent for a second as she tried to process all that had happened in the last ten minutes.
“Uh … yeah,” Serena breathed out finally, her lips twitching in an approximation of a smile though she wasn’t really sure whether she was amused or terrified.
“Oh my god,” Blair repeated again.
She was shaking slightly.
Serena stepped closer to her and wrapped her arms around Blair holding her.
“We’re in the middle of the street,” Blair said struggling against the hold.
“I don’t think it matters anymore B,” Serena responded softly certain that she was actually smiling this time.
Blair pulled back and looked at her for a second, and then started to laugh as tears continued to leak out of her eyes.
Serena rubbed at the tear streaks with her thumb.
“Do I look like the slutty girl in a horror movie?” Blair asked sniffling a little bit, starting to get her tears under control.
“You look beautiful,” Serena said. Blair was a bit splotchy and red-faced, and other people might say she had looked better, but to Serena she looked just as beautiful as she ever did. “Look, no disgraced beauty queen raccoon eyes,” she continued showing Blair the absence of black smudges on the thumbs that had been wiping at her cheeks.
“Everyone knows,” Blair sighed a few seconds later, reaching for Serena’s hand. She wanted to walk into Serena’s body and let the blonde hold her, but she was still too sensitive for that in the middle of a sidewalk at
“Yeah,” Serena agreed sighing softly as they continued to walk again.
“What do you think is going to happen tomorrow?” Blair asked turning to look at Serena.
Serena bit her bottom lip as she met Blair’s gaze. She wished she could reassure her, but the truth was she had absolutely no idea how it would go over with their classmates. Gossip Girl seemed to be on their side - probably because she’d get more hits doing stories about them making out - but she had no idea how the general population would react.
“I don’t know,” Serena said softly silent for a moment before squaring her shoulders. “It doesn’t matter,” she decided a second later, squeezing Blair’s hand. “We’re young, pretty and rich. We can survive anything.”
“Maybe you can, you’re old money … nothing phases you people,” Blair responded shaking her head. “I’m liable to end up ODing in a puddle of my own vomit in a DJ booth.”
“So gross B, unbelievably gross,” Serena responded making a face. “Besides, you’re with me, so you’re old money now too. The best type of old money, in fact …”
“Shipping money,” Blair responded smirking, her mood lightening despite herself.
“Are you worried about your mother’s reaction?” Serena asked as they continued to walk.
She was fairly certain their parents didn’t read Gossip Girl – they would have gotten into far more trouble in the past if they did – but with news like this someone was sure to tell their parents and all of their parents knew each other.
Blair snorted. “She probably won’t realize until I’m thirty, and running an organic clothing store.”
Serena laughed. “Organic clothing store? Is that your big dream?”
“The lady gays like organic things,” Blair said sighing turning to look at Serena as if she were a simpleton. “I’m modifying the big picture to fit my new vag loving lifestyle.”
“I don’t think you have to start eating granola and wearing Birkenstocks because you like my girl parts,” Serena responded grinning, laughing as Blair swatted her in the arm. “Birkenstocks really are very comfortable, though.”
Blair glared at her.
“I’m serious, they are,” Serena insisted.
“You’re not allowed to go shopping by yourself anymore,” Blair declared facing forward and walking with purpose, much like her old self again.
“But none of the stores you shop at sell wife-beaters,” Serena responded, a mockingly complaining tone in her voice. “I mean, do you even know where to go to buy cargo pants?”
“I hate you,” Blair pouted before she started to smile a bit.
“No you don’t. You love me. You …”
“Please don’t sing it,” Blair interjected turning to look at Serena. “Don’t,” she warned seeing Serena’s lips part.
“You want to kiss me …” Serena began ignoring Blair.
“I mean it,” Blair said holding up her hand. “I totally will not put out all week if you sing that song.”
Serena stopped singing immediately and looked down. Blair meant it. She knew the brunette enjoyed sex as much as she did, but Blair had much more self control than she did. Blair could totally hold out for a week and be fine, whereas she’d be a jittery, masturbating mess.
“That’s so mean,” Serena muttered beginning to walk again.
“It’s not my fault you’re a nympho,” Blair responded linking her fingers with Serena’s.
“Actually it is,” Serena replied. “If you weren’t so sexy I wouldn’t want to rip your clothes off and have my way with you all the time.”
“True,” Blair said nodding sagely though she was smiling. “I guess we all have our crosses to bear,” she continued wisely. “Being super good-looking and tempting people into debauchery is mine.”
Serena laughed and hugged Blair quickly unable not to.
They’d be fine, she was sure of it. It might be uncomfortable for a while, but they’d pull through. They loved each other too much not to.
To be continued ...
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Date: 2007-11-30 04:27 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-11-30 04:50 am (UTC)LoL this line is made of win, I love it. And Dan! you know? I was thinking the other day that I missed your Dan and ta ran, you hear my thoughts. The talk about their current relationship was so adorable. It feels like Dan was talking with one of his buddies or something and the same the other way. Like I said before, like friends they'd be a good balance to each other and a great team. Like a couple they are so boring lol
Good thing that coming out was relatively easy for the girls (plus the Shakira reference was hilarious) At least Blair have her army on her side. But damn, I have a bad feeling about it too. Because nothing in this life its or comes so easy, sad but true.
Thanks for this update, I really needed it. I was so disappointed after I watched the preview for next episode. Show...if I'm not going to have my OTP- that means Waldsen- at least let me have my other fav ship dammit. That's why I don't like to see previews. I had to know better *shrugs*
Awesome chapter, already looking forward the next one :)
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Date: 2007-11-30 04:57 am (UTC)There were so many great lines in this installment, I don't even know where to start --
Serena van der Woodsen was to Constance Billard what Angelina Jolie was to the world: a constant source of anxiety for the girlfriend of any male who came within sight of her.
This had me rolling on the floor; and this --
Blair had much more self control than she did. Blair could totally hold out for a week and be fine, whereas she’d be a jittery, masturbating mess.
Nympho!Serena. The image of this was too much. And way, way accurate.
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Date: 2007-11-30 05:33 am (UTC)I love the Shakira and Angelina references and I'm glad there wasn't a lot of drama with them coming out...though something tells me that may change (possibly in the form of one Chuck Bass??)
Can't wait to read more!
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Date: 2007-11-30 05:59 am (UTC)update soon!
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Date: 2007-11-30 06:00 am (UTC)That had me laughing for about a year. As did so many other fantastic lines. Amazing update, I love this series!
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Date: 2007-11-30 06:29 am (UTC)That very well could be my favorite line ever. Like ever ever. I literally busted up laughing, at 2am. I'm a total fangirl over your writing. My neighbors now? Probably not so much since I've probably woken their cranky old asses up. lol
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Date: 2007-11-30 07:15 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-11-30 07:50 am (UTC)Another awesome installment. I love the Dan/Serena friendship thing and the Blair/Serena banter at the end was too adorable.
The whole coming out thing was hilarious.
“Admit it, you would all make out with her too!” she went on challengingly. LOL! And the following line with everybody nodding in agreement? Classic. Who wouldn't want to make out with the Van der Woodsen?
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Date: 2007-11-30 11:02 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-11-30 02:37 pm (UTC)“Oh, whatever!” Blair declared in her most irritated tone of voice, rolling her eyes at everyone who dared make eye contact with her. “Like this is so shocking. Girls kissing girls, oh my god the sky is falling,” she continued slapping her hands to her cheeks and a faux horrified look on her face. “Admit it, you would all make out with her too!” she went on challengingly.
Really...who can argue with such logic? Even if I were straight I'd be gay for Serena. Blake's mouth is very kissable. That cracked me up.
“Blair’s been less terrifying in the past two months,” another voice called from within the crowd.
LOL. Sex tends to do that to a person. Amazingly good Waldsen sex...well I'm surprised Blair didn't dance down the hall singing showtunes.
“They’re a really good looking couple,” Kati said thoughtfully, her head tilted up to the sky contemplatively. “I kind of like looking at them standing next to each other,” she continued slowly as if she was offering meaningful commentary.
Aww...bless your little gay heart Kati. I guess this means she and Iz will be making out more often.
And the whole bit about Birkenstocks (those are wicked comfortable), wife-beaters and cargo pants had me rolling. What an image. I'm sure Blake could even make that look hot.
“True,” Blair said nodding sagely though she was smiling. “I guess we all have our crosses to bear,” she continued wisely. “Being super good-looking and tempting people into debauchery is mine.”
Blair you are love. Truer words have never been spoken.
My coming out in high school was very similar. I was the new girl in school and I took a girl to prom. I thought for sure I'd have to deal with a lot of horrible incidents, but instead everyone was really supportive. A little too supportive in fact. They all wanted to take our pictures and be invited to our "commitment ceremony." *rolls eyes* People are weird.
Poor Nympho Serena
Date: 2007-11-30 05:37 pm (UTC)Serena stopped singing immediately and looked down. Blair meant it. She knew the brunette enjoyed sex as much as she did, but Blair had much more self control than she did. Blair could totally hold out for a week and be fine, whereas she’d be a jittery, masturbating mess.
“That’s so mean,” Serena muttered beginning to walk again.
So many great lines and scenes, but I love this one the best. I can see poor shivering, jittery, panting, and needy Serena practically devouring Blair with her eyes and anything else Blair allows, while Blair holds out saying 'No'. It's a good thing that Serena loves making up and spoiling her Blair, because Blair has her a lot more than wrapped around her finger. Serena would never get out of the shower, well maybe she'd make it to the bed, the couch or in a bath.
I LOVED this update, and love this couple.
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Date: 2007-11-30 07:10 pm (UTC)LOL! Go wife-beaters! I'm having a "The OC" moment now...
Oh wow, poor Serena. Of course Blair would be the 'self-control' one.
Haha, lovely update =)
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Date: 2007-11-30 10:38 pm (UTC)I never ever want this fic to end, please let it be like our own imaginary spin-off.
this is previously mus1cjunk1e btw, I changed my username :P just so you know I'm still very much in love with this fic.
“The lady gays like organic things,”</>
so much win! I'm constantly amazed at how professional and wonderful your writing is.
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Date: 2007-11-30 11:40 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-12-01 03:24 am (UTC)“Let’s go inside,” Blair declared, and without another word all of the girls around them gathered their things and stood up.
Was my favorite part because that's so how it would be with Blair being Queen B. She's like playing her own little version of Simon Says and Follow the Leader, lol.
Blair says kissing Serena is something everyone wants and everyone agrees. She says she's bored and soon so is everyone else. I'm sure that picture of her and Serena and her blase attitude will turn some of those UES's into bi-curious little ducklings.
Follow the leader indeed...
As I said there was much to love in this and I'm glad we got an update so soon after you posted twice already. Thanks for posting. Can't wait for the next update.
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Date: 2007-12-01 04:36 am (UTC)“Do I look like the slutty girl in a horror movie?”
Like that could happen ;)
“But none of the stores you shop at sell wife-beaters,” Serena responded, a mockingly complaining tone in her voice. “I mean, do you even know where to go to buy cargo pants?”
This is what came to mind. Blake would look very fine in the same outfit, I'm sure.
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Date: 2007-12-01 04:52 am (UTC)gosh, you rock forever! your stories are all mind blowing. nothing less.
can i like decalre you captain of the waldsen ship?
keep at it, you have a loyal first-mate here.. haha..=)
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Date: 2007-12-01 08:32 am (UTC)Great chapter.
Update soon? :]
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Date: 2007-12-01 11:31 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-12-01 07:06 pm (UTC)Blair is such a tease and Serena likes it.
Blair totally knows how to keep Serena in line, lol. And yeah, Serena totally loves bossy!Blair. I mean, who doesn't?
Waldsen 4evah :D
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Date: 2007-12-01 07:11 pm (UTC)lol, I'm glad you liked that one. I figured it was totally something one of them would think, and we know these girls all say whatever pops into their heads :D
I was thinking the other day that I missed your Dan and ta ran, you hear my thoughts. The talk about their current relationship was so adorable. It feels like Dan was talking with one of his buddies or something
Wonder twin powers activate! lol. I missed Dan and wanted to get him back into the story again. There'll be more Dan later on too. I'm glad the "they have settled into an awesome friendship" vibe came through. I really love the idea of them as platonic friends, I think they're a good balance for each other as well, but as a couple they are - like you said - mind-numbingly boring. If there are other people in the scene with them it's usually okay (ex. Dan talking about adult-napping Lily) but alone together they make me want to nap.
But damn, I have a bad feeling about it too. Because nothing in this life its or comes so easy, sad but true.
No comment. You'll just have to wait and see ;)
I was so disappointed after I watched the preview for next episode.
Oh god. CTV didn't run any previews so I didn't see anything, but your comment has me worried. Are they seriously gonna fuck around with Waldsen? *grabs hair* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *cries a little*
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Date: 2007-12-01 07:15 pm (UTC)lol. I was like "How would these girls react?" and then I'm like "I don't really think they would". It's like it's pretty interesting and they would talk about it, but not really care in the larger sense and probably not be scandalized. That doesn't mean SOME people won't have something to say about it though ... *whistles and looks away*
This had me rolling on the floor; and this --
*grin* I'm glad you liked that one :D Serena totally is a smaller scale Angie.
Nympho!Serena. The image of this was too much. And way, way accurate.
Nympho!Serena is the best, and I love that the show was kinda like "yeah, she'll straddle you randomly" and backed up the impression. And I can totally see Serena like practically rubbing herself against Blair begging and Blair being all like "I'm reading S" and going back to a book or something while grinning inside.
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Date: 2007-12-01 07:18 pm (UTC)Blair always gets the best lines, because you can just make her say anything! I love it. I'm glad that line went over well, I thought it was funny but I'm kinda weird so ...
I'm glad there wasn't a lot of drama with them coming out...though something tells me that may change (possibly in the form of one Chuck Bass??)
Honestly, in this day an age, in Manhattan I couldn't see it being a big deal in school other than people watching them a bit more and talking about it for a couple for weeks until the novelty wore off.
But some people aren't going to take it so lightly (but I'm not gonna sully Chuck with any of that. Besides, he'll be too busy trying to talk them into a threesome to cause trouble, lol)
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Date: 2007-12-01 07:19 pm (UTC)Blair's so lucky *pouts*
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Date: 2007-12-01 07:20 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-12-01 07:23 pm (UTC)*places hand over heart* Thank you. I was giggling madly to myself when I thought of that, so I'm glad someone else liked it as well :D
My neighbors now? Probably not so much since I've probably woken their cranky old asses up. lol
lol. Waldsen: Keeping other people's neighbours awake at ungodly hours since 2007!
Never change, Waldsen, never change!
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Date: 2007-12-01 07:25 pm (UTC)Blair is totally 'go on the offensive' girl, but yeah having all that she's worked for suddenly in jeopardy would totally hit her like a ton of bricks when she had a moment to think. *hugs Blair ... oh wait, Serena's already doing that AND kissing her forehead*
Thanks for responding, I'm glad that you liked the chapter. I must admit, I had a tone of fun writing this chapter :D
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Date: 2007-12-01 07:28 pm (UTC)I love the Dan/Serena friendship thing and the Blair/Serena banter at the end was too adorable.
Dan and Serena as M/F besties are love. As a couple the bore me to tears, but as friends I completely heart them. And Blair and Serena teasing each other is never not hot (and cute as hell), lol.
Who wouldn't want to make out with the Van der Woodsen?
I can't think of an answer to that. And if there is someone out there who wouldn't, I don't want to know them anyway cause clearly they are insane.
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Date: 2007-12-01 07:29 pm (UTC)P.S. I love your icon. That jaw caress and then the pulling in for the full body hug was like one of the hottest things ever. Seriously, Blake's handsy-ness with Leighton is the best
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Date: 2007-12-01 07:37 pm (UTC)That's the thing, Blake/Serena's hotness transcends all bounds. No on can resist the van der Woodsen. Blair's right, all them bitches was jus' jelus! People would knock their own mother's to the ground to kiss the van der Woodsen.
Sex tends to do that to a person. Amazingly good Waldsen sex...well I'm surprised Blair didn't dance down the hall singing showtunes.
lol. Can you picture her twirling down the halls singing, "I feel pretty, oh so pretty, I feel pretty and witty and gay. And I pity, any girl who isn’t me todaaaaaay." OMG, I love it. It's so Blair.
Aww...bless your little gay heart Kati. I guess this means she and Iz will be making out more often.
Kati and Iz are totally gonna start doing it now that Blair's made it cool. You know that they must have gotten into the sleepover kiss considering how happily Blair was grinning ;)
My coming out in high school was very similar.
It's good that times are changing. A decade ago I would have had to write a much different coming out scene, but it's really not an enormous deal even in high school any more which is great.
Re: Poor Nympho Serena
Date: 2007-12-01 07:41 pm (UTC)lol, I know. Blair's in bed with her sexy Leighton!glasses on reading a book, and Serena's are all over being like "Pleeeeeease", and Blair's like "I'm trying to read, S" and ignoring her. It's so mean, but funny ... and totally something Blair would do.
It's a good thing that Serena loves making up and spoiling her Blair, because Blair has her a lot more than wrapped around her finger.
Oh, I know. Serena's so whipped (but she was totally whipped before they got together as well so ...) And with Serena's laid back personality, she's like the perfect compliment to Blair's high maintenance because she'll just be like "yes dear, whatever you want".
Serena would never get out of the shower, well maybe she'd make it to the bed, the couch or in a bath.
lol. If they ever have a Serena in the shower/bath scene on the show I will die because no one will be able to convince me that she wasn't in there masturbating thinking about Blair.
Glad you liked the update, thanks for the feedback :D
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Date: 2007-12-01 07:44 pm (UTC)Olivia Wilde is gorgeous as hell, but I think that Blake could rock the wife-beater 'more better than her', lol. Really, Serena and Alex Kelly should have like switched wardrobes. Blake always looks so smoking hot dressed down and messy, and Olivia is goddess when dressed up and prim and whatnot.
Of course Blair would be the 'self-control' one.
Serena is so in for a lifetime of Blair manipulating her by threatening to cut her off, lol
Thanks for the feedback, I'm glad you're still liking the story!
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Date: 2007-12-01 07:48 pm (UTC)Awww, thanks. I'm glad you liked this chapter. I had a blast writing this one.
I never ever want this fic to end, please let it be like our own imaginary spin-off.
Well, I don't know if it'll NEVER end, but there's still quite a bit more to go :D I'm glad that I haven't bored you yet though :D
Thanks so much for the kind feedback :D
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Date: 2007-12-01 07:49 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-12-01 07:52 pm (UTC)It's true. They're like this little marionette's that Blair is able to manipulate whenever she likes. Which is totally amusing, but also shows why she and Serena need each other so very much because flawed or not their relationship is real.
I'm sure that picture of her and Serena and her blase attitude will turn some of those UES's into bi-curious little ducklings.
LOL! OMG, I hadn't even really thought of them starting a bi-curious movement among Manhattan's elite girls, but that would be so funny and awesome if all of a sudden everyone at Constance Billard and then at the other girl's school started kissing their BFFs to be like S and B.
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Date: 2007-12-01 07:56 pm (UTC)OMG, this chapter was so much fun to write. I'm glad that you liked it because I had a ball doing it. Almost everyone in the gossip girl world is so much fun.
Like that could happen ;)
I know! Even with mascara streaks running down her cheeks she'd totally still be radiant and you know Serena would tell her "you look beautiful" and that SHE would totally mean that. *hugs Waldsen*
This is what came to mind. Blake would look very fine in the same outfit, I'm sure.
You've broken my brain. That would be so perfect. *sighs* Now I'm imagining Blake in Lokinator's place and it's ... *nods head* yeah ... giggidy. OMG, imagine if Blake and Lokinator made a movie together ... *cries at the thought of that much pretty together*
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Date: 2007-12-01 07:59 pm (UTC)can i like decalre you captain of the waldsen ship?
Do I get a jaunty cap and a spiffy white uniform? I like jaunty hat and spiffy uniforms.
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Date: 2007-12-01 08:00 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-12-01 08:01 pm (UTC)Oh Waldsen, how I love you so.
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Date: 2007-12-01 08:26 pm (UTC)God no. LoL sorry, I didn't mean it to freak you out like that. But it wasn't Waldsen. It's Blass :( Dammit Nate, just go away!
No comment. You'll just have to wait and see ;)
You're such a tease.
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Date: 2007-12-02 12:35 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-12-02 02:01 pm (UTC)are you kidding? I've never been more interested in a fic.
also, this:
“I don’t think you have to start eating granola and wearing Birkenstocks because you like my girl parts,”
killed me! LOL so Serena.
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Date: 2007-12-03 11:41 pm (UTC)like the thomas pynchon reference! he's great
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Date: 2007-12-06 04:44 am (UTC)“This is stupid,” Blair declared petulantly, “and boring. I’m bored,” she went on still addressing the crowd before she turned her attention to Serena. “Come on, Bergdorf Goodman just got in the new Diane von Furstenberg dresses and you haven’t bought me anything in a while,” she continued grabbing Serena’s hand.
i absolutely loved this line and the line about serena being turned into a jittery masturbating mess without blair awesome characterization. write soon and often :)
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Date: 2007-12-06 03:21 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-12-14 03:42 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-01-05 06:37 pm (UTC)OMG, that made me laugh so hard. Love it! :)