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Title: Boulevard of Broken Dreams
Author: Janine
Fandom: Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles
Pairing: Riley/Jesse
Rating: R
Disclaimer: I don’t own them.
Note: Slight, very slight spoilers for 2.17 “Ourselves Alone”.

( Boulevard of Broken Dreams )

 

Don't get offended, as smoking hot as she is, you know you were kinda wondering if she could really act too!  I know you saw Tru Calling and doubted, just as I did!



And now for some ramblings on The Sarah Connor Chronicles new episode ... ( ramblings behind the cut ... )

Alright, I is tired now so I'm going to bed ...

Title:  A Little Less Lonely
Author: Janine
Fandom: Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles
Pairing: Sarah/Cameron
Rating: PG
Disclaimer:  I don’t own them. 

Notes:  Takes place after 2x06 “The Tower is Tall, But the Fall is Short”, but doesn’t really include any spoilers for the episode other than the stunning beautiful porch the Connor’s new house has attached to it ;)
 

Okay, I'm gonna warn you up front that the following are my 'real time thoughts' on the episode and what's happening.  So if I bitch speculate about stuff that is answered by the end of episode I apologise, but I just had no idea how it was going to end while typing.

( Thoughts on episode behind the cut ... )

Title: 24 Hours Later
Author: Janine
Fandom: Sarah Connor Chronicles
Pairing: Sarah/Cameron
Rating: R
Disclaimer: I don’t own them.
Summary: Part seven of the "Helping Hand" series

Previous Chapters
1. a helping hand
2. just this once
3. the humpty dumpty conundrum
4. dazed and confused
5. all of the best things
6. morning delight

I don't know who would win in a fight between Lokinator and Caminator, but considering how good they look together I think I'd rather just have a who'd be on top debate...




In order to answer this question I have developed my own Turk, only it's mission is to calculate hotness instead of play chess. 

The answer was:
010101110110100001101111011000000111001100100000011001010110011001100110011010010110111001100111001000000110001101100001011100100110010101110011001011000010000001110111011010000110111101100101011101100110010101110010011000000111001100100000011011110110111000100000011101000110111101110000001000000110100101110100011000000110110001101100001000000110001001100101001000000111010001101000011001010010000001101000011011110111010001110100011001010111001101110100001000000111010001101000011010010110111001100111001000000111100101101111011101010110000001110110011001010010000001100101011101100110010101110010001000000111001101100101011001010110111000100001

Which means "Who's effing cares, whoever's on top it'll be the hottest thing you've ever seen!" for those of you who don't speak binary.

*give puppy-dog eyes to FOX*  Can the T-X please have a guest spot on the show?  Please?  Pretty please with a cherry on top?

you better work ( cover girl )
work it girl ( give a twirl )
do your thing on the runway

work ( supermodel... )
you better work it, girl ( ...of the world )
wet your lips and make love to the camera

work, turn to the left
work, now turn to the right
work, sashay shante

Work it, Baby Vamp!  Work it! 

Who said you couldn't save the world AND look good!  *snap* 

I bet he picked that colour shirt because it makes his eyes pop.

Seriously, how does Dekker get himself worked up into a tissy about Zac being gay and then pose for pictures like these?  These pictures might be the gayest things I've ever seen and I've seen men give each other blowjobs (not in real life ... well, there was that one time ...) I'm more intimidated by Justin Suarez than I am by this kid.  *oy vey*

It is now confirmed:  SCC John Connor will never ever be badass to me.  Ever.

i see your picture everywhere
a million dollar derriere
and when you walked in to the room
you had everybody’s eyes on you ...supermodel

LENA HEADEY!

 

Title: Dazed and Confused
Author: Janine
Fandom: Sarah Connor Chronicles
Pairing: Sarah/Cameron
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: I don’t own them.
Summary: The fourth installment of the, “A Helping Hand” series.

Previous Chapters
1. a helping hand
2. just this once
3. the humpty dumpty conundrum

I watched the pilot again, and got inspired by the mad hot chemistry between Headey and Glau. I'm not thrilled with this one because I don't really feel like I have a solid handle on the characters yet, but I wrote it so I figured what the hell. So ...

Title: Cake
Author: Janine
Fandom: Sarah Connor Chronicles
Pairing: Sarah/Cameron
Rating: PG – soft-R, perhaps
Disclaimer: I don’t own them

( She smiled softly and reached for the tie to her robe pulling it open before allowing the robe to fall, pooling on the floor around her feet, the firelight shimmered over her body as she stood nude in front of Sarah... )

Not having the SCIFI channel sucks elephant balls!!!!

Painkiller Jane is like on RIGHT NOW and I'm like sitting here not frakking watching it because I don't have the SCIFI channel and that makes me le sad.

*dramatically stretches out my hand* Kris ... tanna ... *sob*

So, to cheer myself and you other SCIFI channel-less souls up ... here's a picture of Lena Headey as Sarah Connor looking smoking hot!



Mmm, Lena.

*pause*

Mmm, Lena.

Ah, based on Headey's insane hotness in this picture I think that I'll pretty much spend the entire run of the show going 'mmm' and smiling happily, only I'll probably replace "Lena" with "Sarah" just to be a good fangirl.

But now that we've established that Lena Headey is hot and a picture of her looking angsty and concerned can turn me into a puddle of goo ... can anyone tell me why John looks like a hobbit? No seriously, Why does John look like he could fit in her back pocket? Maybe he's perched on a table or something, I don't know. I like his floppy hair, it's very Furlong John-ish.

Mmm, Lena.

Yeah, I'm back to 'mmm-lena-ing' ... deal with it!