"I want you..." and we want YOU Ash!
Feb. 7th, 2006 07:38 pmThe last few lines of the funny AfterEllen.com recap of "South of Nowhere" 1x11:
And then there’s Spencer and Ashley, all smiles as they burst into Ashley’s room and stop for a long (and long-overdue) kiss. Despite the fact that Ashley needed to move her damn hand so that we could really see them kiss, it was a good one.
But wait, there’s more! Ashley leads Spencer to her bed as the camera goes out of focus, kissing her again as the two slide down on the bed and out of the shot.
Did they? Didn’t they? I guess we can each draw our own conclusions on that one. (Yes, they did.)
But I think the most important thing is that we’ve all learned a valuable lesson here. While it’s not kind to condemn any “lifestyle,” it’s pretty obvious that heterosexuality is rife with unstable and unfulfilling relationships, substance abuse, loneliness, and general depravity.
If anything, we should really take pity on these lost souls and hope that they one day will find their way to righteousness.
Like our happy, well-adjusted, loving and caring couple Spencer and Ashley.
( Other Highlight from the Review Include... )
And then there’s Spencer and Ashley, all smiles as they burst into Ashley’s room and stop for a long (and long-overdue) kiss. Despite the fact that Ashley needed to move her damn hand so that we could really see them kiss, it was a good one.
But wait, there’s more! Ashley leads Spencer to her bed as the camera goes out of focus, kissing her again as the two slide down on the bed and out of the shot.
Did they? Didn’t they? I guess we can each draw our own conclusions on that one. (Yes, they did.)
But I think the most important thing is that we’ve all learned a valuable lesson here. While it’s not kind to condemn any “lifestyle,” it’s pretty obvious that heterosexuality is rife with unstable and unfulfilling relationships, substance abuse, loneliness, and general depravity.
If anything, we should really take pity on these lost souls and hope that they one day will find their way to righteousness.
Like our happy, well-adjusted, loving and caring couple Spencer and Ashley.
( Other Highlight from the Review Include... )
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